Just got back from a date. She told me she once had sex with a dog.
 

I'm not making this up.

I told her that the family dog had recently died and she just straight out told me that her ex got her to have sex with his dog when they were both high on PCP. She said dogs have a knot in their dick that "feels pretty good" and ejaculate the whole time they're fucking you. She then laughed, took my hand and said "I bet your old dog would've been a good fuck."

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umm I would have probably got up and left

what kind of a dog was it? a COCKer spanial? :1orglaugh

just once?

I didn't asked. I was just sitting there stunned, trying not to show it.

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So I take it E-Harmony is not working out for you....

sorry couldn't help myself =))

she sounds like a keeper.:thumbsup

I wanted to get into her pants but she said she didn't fuck on first dates.

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Maybe she wanted you to hump her leg first.

maybe if you woofed?

haha...i know some guys who used to pull a ton of chicks from a bar we used to haunt....well after the girl had been laid by the main guy and whatever buddy he had with him...you'd be suprised how many got fucked by his dog as well..lol

after awhile the dog was wanting his turn...lol

i dont condone dog sex btw...just its true...there are some fucked up things happening in small towns everywhere..lol

OMG! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

match.com

You should have told her your middle name is "Doug"

I know this is her backside but was this the gal...

http://gzoo.org/dtr/thumbs/1d7956.jpg

did you sniff her butt first?

i wouldnt touch without full aim panel and then some

who are you and why hide behind batts old nic?

if you ever marry her do not and i mean do not get a great dane! :)

I would have loved to have seen that. Thats so fucking original I actually believe you. Crazy whores.

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Maybe she wanted you to go away. For me its a turn off. lol

Haha wtf crazy whores is right!

that gave me a "howel"

Make sure she has had these shots before you fuck her

"canine distemper virus (CDV), canine leptospirosis (CL), canine adenovirus-1 & hepatitis (CAV-1), canine parainfluenza virus (CPIV), canine parvovirus (CPV), canine Coronavirus (CV) as well as canine bordatella or kennel cough and Lyme disease".

Dogs needs loving too :2 cents:

Would a men ever tell a woman he fucked a sheep, horse or a dog? we have dignity and keep it for ourselves.

Hey my dog is pretty lonely, maybe we can hook them up.

hahaha... ur a sick bastard

I think fucking the dog is the least of her worries when it comes to dating joker

the date ended early?

How come I never meet girls like that?

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SO, you were bothered by the dog sex, but not the pcp?

what a load of shit - as if any woman would say that on a first date

see http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=822473

Yuu can find a way better woman. Doing drugs and fucking a dog is not what any man should want in a woman.

So... let me get this straight: she fucked a dog, but not you?

bye bye.. thats too fucked up for me

That is fucking hot man.

I've dated 2 girls that had fucked dogs before. Horny sluts.

I bet her mom is proud. LOL

I can see how a man can stick his prick in just about anything with a hole, but how the hell did she get the dog to stick it in her? That just does not seem biologically possible. Does it?

April
Content Bandit

This post was made like a year ago on another forum.

LMAO :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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I got two words for you.

Peanut Butter.

Think about it.

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its the sameold Batts making up the same old stories as always

I knew a hot girl who used to fuck dogs, it's actually not that uncommon which is weird.

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