What the Fuck is Wrong with Alaska?
 

Seriously, I will cut them some slack on electing Palin (my last state's Governor is in jail right now), but they are close to re-electing a convicted felon to the Senate? They are also re-electing the most corrupt Congressman in the House. What do you have to do in that state not to get re-elected?

Pork !

Whoever gets the most pork for their state gets reelected.

Be a liberal democrat

But Stevens is going to be in prison soon. How is he going to get pork from there? And doesn't it just get embarrassing after awhile?

Say if you are elected you will put tighter restrictions on buying Sudafed.

Have you looked at any politicians in say Florida or DC in the past?
Alaska at least has the whole - hey there is not many people here to choose from and we may also go crazy from the whole long winter excuse.

And Minnesota gets a WTF too. They are about to elect Stuart Smalley to Senate.

People in AK love "Uncle Ted". He is a total douchebag but he's brought tons of money to AK. It's shameful. My very religious, right wing grandparents totally blew off his felony charges saying "whats the big deal about getting a Viking stove?" That kind of sentiment is pretty much the norm. Alaskans think he did what every politician does so it makes it ok.

He once told a friend of mine that if he hadn't been a senator he would have been a millionaire, lol! I'm just hoping Bush doesn't pardon him.

Why are you surprised, have you seen/heard their current governor? I think they all had a leak in their head. But nothing a $ 150,000 shopping spree can't fix, oh wait, even that didn't help. You can dress up a 'Beauty Queen' but it doesn't make her royalty or a member of MENSA in the end. hey Palin/McCain try <ctrl+alt+Delete>

whats wrong with alaska?

really?

you mean normal, healthy people of sound mind choose to live in the middle of nowhere, through dark, miserable winters, 3 month summers and surround themselves with the socially retarded, people fleeing the law somewhere else, growing weed or aspiring to be unibombers?

i was born and raised in alaska. people there are fucked in the head... that's why they are there. anyone that isn't fucked in the head, leaves when they are 18.

dude Alaskans want to break away from the US so they can keep their gas to themselves.

Sarah Palins husband was a registered member of the Alaskan Independence party. The party itself has ONE GOAL. Alaskan seceding from the Union.

http://www.congratstothewinners.com/...nce-party.html

id say, yeah they are some rednecks up there! worse than the south

Their mind is frozen in Alaska ...

your avatar made me :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Which I find ironic because Alaska is supposedly republican yet are the biggest receivers of "redistributed wealth"