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Brown Bear 11-06-2002 05:26 AM

How stupid is Ben Affleck if he marries Jennifer Lopez?
 
Very fuckin stupid!

She's already been married two times and divorced two times!

Ben Affleck must seriously like that fat ass to be dumb enough to actually want to marry her. Does he honestly see them being married for the rest of their life and having kids and growing old together?

What is it about hollywood that turns people into complete morons when it comes to marriage?

dragonx 11-06-2002 05:32 AM

True dat!

adamneve 11-06-2002 05:35 AM

I don't know bout you but i'd do it to
fuck her i mean...


:1orglaugh

tree 11-06-2002 05:43 AM

shes not even hot

looks like a boy with a huge ass if ya ask me.
im white so im not into the whole Huge ass thing. :Graucho

the indigo 11-06-2002 05:53 AM

Fat ass?! Are you on crack? She's a great looking young woman, tight ass... you gay slut :1orglaugh

http://www.altocelebs.com/l/jennifer...-im-001040.jpg

Brown Bear 11-06-2002 05:57 AM

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Originally posted by the indigo
Fat ass?! Are you on crack? She's a great looking young woman, tight ass... you gay slut :1orglaugh
I think the size of her ass is a well documented fact.

tree 11-06-2002 06:15 AM

ya and that pics from like 5 years ago

before she had puffy's black wang violate her....mmm nothin like sloppy seconds after puff daddy and his whole crew.

tree 11-06-2002 06:22 AM

http://www.theenews.com/stories/musi...niferlopez.jpg
BEEF .... it's what's for dinner!

side note: i bet she makes some mean fajjitas! :winkwink:

FreeOnes 11-06-2002 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear

and divorced two times!


At least he is not going to marry her after she's been divorced only once. Maybe he isn't that "Very fuckin stupid!" like you said
:Graucho

Gman.357 11-06-2002 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tree
shes not even hot

looks like a boy with a huge ass if ya ask me.
im white so im not into the whole Huge ass thing. :Graucho

If you think her ass is huge, you obviously are white.

Gman.357 11-06-2002 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear


I think the size of her ass is a well documented fact.

I don't think you pple know what a fat ass is. Here, let me point it out to you...

http://www.plumprumps.com/

I'm sure you'll all be shocked to see what fat asses really look like. :winkwink:

Bobby 11-06-2002 06:40 AM

Damn I love this woman :)

Jennifer :thumbsup

dav555add 11-06-2002 06:43 AM

I would take her from behind
whip her legs with my belt and scream "YEAAAAAAAAAAH BITCH":winkwink:

FreeOnes 11-06-2002 07:15 AM

Ass ?

http://www.hostones.com/temp/lopez/images133.JPG
http://www.hostones.com/temp/lopez/images026.JPG

Hot ?
http://www.hostones.com/temp/lopez/images013.JPG
http://www.hostones.com/temp/lopez/images011.JPG

Brown Bear 11-06-2002 07:27 AM

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Python_brad 11-06-2002 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
Very fuckin stupid!

She's already been married two times and divorced two times!

Ben Affleck must seriously like that fat ass to be dumb enough to actually want to marry her. Does he honestly see them being married for the rest of their life and having kids and growing old together?

What is it about hollywood that turns people into complete morons when it comes to marriage?

Ben Afleck is a total moron....he was in toronto a couple summers ago, and he was hitting on one of my friends...np shes hot as hell, who could blame the guy...but he kept getting so drunk that he looked like an ass the whole time...too drunk, trying to throw money around to cover up his idiocy...i wish him all the best...hope he doesn't get to jealous of j-lo, when she's off with her dancers for a month or so...lol


i give them 8 months, unless he knocks her up

Zayne E. 11-06-2002 07:38 AM

J.Lo. is a lot of fun to look at but(t)....

Lexxx 11-06-2002 07:43 AM

have you seen her recently... the big yammy ass is gone... she has definitely lost some of that "ass fatness" - great looking latino now :thumbsup

Brown Bear 11-06-2002 08:15 AM

Assuming they are currently engaged, and they get married sometime next June, it's interesting that all the media attention around them will be at its height when they release the movie "Jersey Girl" which both Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez star in.

Would they get married just to get more attention for a movie? A movie that they probably stand to earn a percentage of the revenue from?

Crazy as it sounds, I wouldn't be too surprised if it was the truth.

the indigo 11-06-2002 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear


I think the size of her ass is a well documented fact.

Well I don't read documents about Lopez's butt... but overall I never noticed anything wrong with her ass. :)

I admit that on the second picture, she has a huge ass... But the last time I saw her she was alright...

Penrod 11-06-2002 08:24 AM

http://www.ananova.com/images/news/l...dle410x351.jpg

Jakk 11-06-2002 08:26 AM

Sorry, but I find her greasy. The shine that comes off her face is unbelievable.

Pornwolf 11-06-2002 08:26 AM

People who can't handle asses like Jennifer's normally have tiny cocks that couldn't get into it from behind. I don't blame them. It's a personal problem they have.

Penrod 11-06-2002 08:26 AM

http://www.mardigrasvideo.net/jennifer_lopez_pic09.jpg

Brown Bear 11-06-2002 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the indigo


Well I don't read documents about Lopez's butt... but overall I never noticed anything wrong with her ass. :)

I admit that on the second picture, she has a huge ass... But the last time I saw her she was alright...

I never said there was anything wrong with her ass. I just said it was fat. If you interpret that as a bad thing, thats you.

For some real fat asses, check out www.missthickness.com or www.missgottabody.com

I like J.Lo, and I think she's hot, but I wouldn't marry her. She's got baggage galore!

Dax 11-06-2002 09:06 AM

It is not how stupid is he for marrying her... as much as this:

He can have pretty much any girl he wants, but how good that PUSSY must be for him to want to stick to that... I mean she has got to me amazing...

Then again... nothing like spic pussy!! ;) :Graucho

GTS Mark 11-06-2002 10:52 AM

Fuck I'd marry her if it gave me a chance to tap that ass!

:winkwink:

DH

TDF 11-06-2002 10:54 AM

His cock isnt big enough to keep that woman satisfied.she needs a mandingo dick..i'd give it less than a year

rdunn404 11-06-2002 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
His cock isnt big enough to keep that woman satisfied.she needs a mandingo dick..i'd give it less than a year
He's gonna have to hire a stunt cock....haha...

TDF 11-06-2002 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by rdunn404


He's gonna have to hire a stunt cock....haha...

haha...stunt cock:1orglaugh ...j00 kill me!!

Cheshire 11-06-2002 11:27 AM

She cheated on Puffy with Judd, married Judd, cheated with Affleck, divorced Judd, now she's marrying Affleck a few months into their relationship...?

Does she think the only real relationship that will endure time and keep her monogamous is marriage? Because this will be her third time rushing to the alter, what's the point?

Carrie 11-06-2002 11:34 AM

J-Lo is gorgeous, with a gorgeous body. Curves are womanly, curves are sexy...
What is it about you guys that wanna fuck ethiopian stick figures and plastic living barbie dolls? Can't handle a real woman?
:glugglug

TDF 11-06-2002 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
J-Lo is gorgeous, with a gorgeous body. Curves are womanly, curves are sexy...
What is it about you guys that wanna fuck ethiopian stick figures and plastic living barbie dolls? Can't handle a real woman?
:glugglug

I love my women with curves!! hips and ass is what sets it off for me...oh yeah and BOOBIEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!

pink_in_the_middle 11-06-2002 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Gman.357


If you think her ass is huge, you obviously are white.

Buddy you must be BLIND!!! :1orglaugh
Everybody knows she has a big butt. I'm not saying that it is a bad butt by any means. It's nice just big :Graucho

On them getting hitched...well some ppl in hollywood actually stay together for quite a while.But some of these famous ppl I think just do it for publicity. Look at Jennifer and Brad,sweetest couple and from how it looks their extremly happy together.

pink_in_the_middle 11-06-2002 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
J-Lo is gorgeous, with a gorgeous body. Curves are womanly, curves are sexy...
What is it about you guys that wanna fuck ethiopian stick figures and plastic living barbie dolls? Can't handle a real woman?
:glugglug

I think thats kinda rude to say don't you think?
I have curves but not like that. Women are born the way they are.We don't really have a say in how our bodies are molded.
I'm a pretty small woman but that doesn't mean my man can't handle a "real" woman. We are all "real" woman regardless of what size we are. Yes even the plastic women.

pink_in_the_middle 11-06-2002 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear


I never said there was anything wrong with her ass. I just said it was fat. She's got baggage galore!

For one her ass is not fat.If she had a fat ass it would probably be sagging down to the floor. And the amount that she works out I don't even think it's possible to have a fat ass.
From the two ppl in hollywood that I know of that have big asses (j.lo and Shakira) they both work hard to keep that ass. Their born with it and they love it. Their both pretty well fit girls.

And secondly EVERYONE has baggage.Sure not everyone has been divorced or even married but we all learn (hopefully) from our experiences.

tree 11-06-2002 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357


If you think her ass is huge, you obviously are white.

thanks for the compliment :Graucho

Lexxx 11-06-2002 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle



From the two ppl in hollywood that I know of that have big asses (j.lo and Shakira) they both work hard to keep that ass. Their born with it and they love it. Their both pretty well fit girls.


Shakira... mmmmm... hell yeah :thumbsup

tree 11-06-2002 11:56 AM

http://www.theenews.com/stories/musi...niferlopez.jpg
mmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooo

archer 11-06-2002 11:57 AM

j. lopez and ben affleck are an item?

i thought the real item was ben affleck and matt damon?

pink_in_the_middle 11-06-2002 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jakk
Sorry, but I find her greasy. The shine that comes off her face is unbelievable.
You try having millions of lights and cameras stuck in your face and we'll see how shiny you look.:thumbsup

tree 11-06-2002 12:00 PM

archer loves the cock

pimplink 11-06-2002 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357


If you think her ass is huge, you obviously are white.

Good point. I learned this ethnic marketing thing the hard way [being a middle class suburban WASP myself]. The secret to marketing the ebony niche to an african american audience. See http://asswatcher.com http://404girls.com see the pattern. Unfortunately, this strategy doesn't apply if you post your ebony gallery to a TGP that has a predominantly non-African American audience... they'd think your models are fat. That's fat with an "f" not a "PH"

tree 11-06-2002 12:03 PM

ya most white guys arnt into girls that weigh more than them

give me a skinny asian bitch that can cook :)

pink_in_the_middle 11-06-2002 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dax
It is not how stupid is he for marrying her... as much as this:

He can have pretty much any girl he wants, but how good that PUSSY must be for him to want to stick to that... I mean she has got to me amazing...

I think thats the whole point of marrage. Because she's the one he wants and she rises above all else.

TDF 11-06-2002 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tree
give me a skinny asian bitch that can cook :)

isnt that an oxymoron?

pink_in_the_middle 11-06-2002 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
She cheated on Puffy with Judd, married Judd, cheated with Affleck, divorced Judd, now she's marrying Affleck a few months into their relationship...?

Does she think the only real relationship that will endure time and keep her monogamous is marriage? Because this will be her third time rushing to the alter, what's the point?

Everybody makes mistakes and we learn from them....hopefully :)

I wanted to add this also.We have no clue as to whats going on with any famous person.We only know what we read and whats been told to us. Don't always believe what you read. Who knows maybe Ben and Jennifer could have been dating for alot longer then the mags imply.
Also I think it's a bit hard when you're so famous to actually meet someone that likes you for you and not just what you have.
"Normal" ppl make make mistakes too but it's just not magnified under everyones vision.

pimplink 11-06-2002 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
His cock isnt big enough to keep that woman satisfied.she needs a mandingo dick..i'd give it less than a year

Not unless he tries Albion Medical's Penis pills... Guaranteed to work or your money back, ya know. :winkwink: :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 11-06-2002 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
She cheated on Puffy with Judd, married Judd, cheated with Affleck, divorced Judd, now she's marrying Affleck a few months into their relationship...?

Does she think the only real relationship that will endure time and keep her monogamous is marriage? Because this will be her third time rushing to the alter, what's the point?


point is if you get your to cheat on her hubby with you she ends up marrying you?

playa 11-06-2002 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
She's already been married two times and divorced two times!


This just proves the point for every man when it comes to marraiges,, no matter how good looking your girl is,, there is always room to getting new pussy


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