theres someone laying in my bed..
 

someone give me something fucked up to do to her? I'm here updating and shes not cuddle material (great fuck material though) Naturally she was knocked out by my love tackle and she's out for the count

1) I will do almost anything for a good chuckle..even at my own expense

2) my digi cam isnt working so I cant take any fucked up pics.. :(


3) I can record an mp3 of the fucked up event



let the games begin!!!

same shit here im not kidding this is fuckin nuts

hahah this is classic! She has on some of thse breakaway basketball pants and just a bra on...im looking around my house for something to do to her but my mind is on porn right now...maybe ice down the pants?

put your dick in her ear

your love tackle?

I bet so many guys here are in the same exact position right now, lol the chic has to get up at 7 30 for work lol

haha..this one has work at 6 in the morning so I might as well let her stay then leave...hhm..dick in her hear sounds nice...will she hear me cum?

hehe, yup :)

no way I am waking this one up, she'll kill me. Chinese are notorious for a bad temper and she is definitely falling into that stereotype.....

lol hear you cum lol

I should invite a whore over omg lol

*in neo voice* I know kung fu

they also like to toung fuck and finger ass

lol..now that should be funny! I can pretend I didnt call her and that I was trying to call cleo instead...when the escort gets here she would be so pissed and this chick too..haaaaaaaaaa

Jerk off in her hair.
She wont notice and it would be good shit to see!

heh, I want that technology... plug in, learn and go :)

hhm...homemade pert plus..is that an ancient chinese hair treatment? By the way Boneprone I got this spray for my cock from chinatown...its supposed to give me 10 hour errection! I took a shot to the 'head' and my cock has been tingling all night! I think it was bit by a radioactive spanish fly!

its already here..do U think I download GFY threads to cd's for pleasure? :)

Good for the scalp! moisturising and full of vitamins.

but if she's knocked out fromt he "love tackle" are you gonna be able to dump much in there?

alright then, pass the plug - I gotta teach my girl not to gag....

and I wanna learn kung fu :)

WAaaa data!

im sure I am...my cock has been acxious to blow another load...tough part would be not making any noise if I blow it in her hair

"You give drugs a bad name"

:winkwink:

*in snoop voice from how high* I just stopped smokin last week *coughcough*

do it dude, we are all waiting!
I got R3K to do this last year this time when he was in this situation!

Jerk off on her. In her hair so she wont feel it and wake up!
Its perfect!

She'll wonder what the fuck in the morning when her hair is clumpy but she wont know what the hell or why.

Do it!!
Its a RECON MISSION for THE FAMILY!

well since you say its for the family...TDF will go undercover and jizz in her hair...this stunt is brought to you by GFY, the unwilling participant, and the BoneProne Family!

I hope you arent holding a mic next to you and droppin it on mp3.... hehe

you have no idea how twisted my mind is...

As you jerk off, you need to say
"From the Nectar of the Bone Flows All that clicks"

We must hear you say it at least once!

if you have to whisper it, thats fine!!

But ya gotta say it and get it on film.

You will be boneprone family Elite Status with this!

hhhm...im very very tempted here...

Hahaha, there should be more threads like this one.

is she plastered?

if so i like to call my friends on the cellie, and simultaneously

1_ stick kitchen utensil handles in their ass
2_ jerk off on their feet and snap a pic with a disposable camera
3_ jerk off on her hair or face (depending on if you plan to eversee her again)
4_ stick your thumb in her ass and smeer it on her upper lip (aka Dirty Sanchez

these combined always make for a wonderful time with a sleeping beauty =)

K-Man Tested and Approved!

man u never seen to suprise me! I like your perverse line of thinking...especially the dirty sanchez one ! :thumbsup

dude, that's from half baked