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pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 05:02 AM

I am willing to take on one "1" SEO / SEM clientfrom GFY
 
No assholes losers or pieces of shit

If you want to kill your competition in the SERPS ... forever

make an offer here and I might take you on

If your budget is less than 10k, please dont bother

cya

FYI ... this is a serious thread

will show serious results to serious people

- Jesus Christ - 11-01-2008 05:04 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 14986944)


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- Jesus Christ - 11-01-2008 05:06 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion

HorseShit 11-01-2008 05:07 AM

you're a dumb fucking idiot, get a life you broke loser

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 14986952)
you're a dumb fucking idiot, get a life you broke loser


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Pleasurepays 11-01-2008 05:12 AM

whats next? you gonna offer to make people invisible? maybe teach people how to levitate ... i mean teach "serious" people, of course.

because you have tons of credibility... i might be interested

why should people give a guy with a "long criminal history" more than 10,000.00 USD?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cayme 11-01-2008 05:12 AM

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pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14986962)
whats next? you gonna offer to make people invisible? maybe teach people how to levitate ... i mean teach "serious" people, of course.

because you have tons of credibility... i might be interested

why should people give a guy with a "long criminal history" more than 10,000.00 USD?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yes we all know about your extensive criminal history no need to manufacture one for me

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Mr.Right - Banned For Life 11-01-2008 05:19 AM

:1orglaugh


http://i36.tinypic.com/x68n7.jpg

Pleasurepays 11-01-2008 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14986966)
Yes we all know about your extensive criminal history no need to manufacture one for me

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i think i'm going to make you implode again. probably will stop by the marriot and make sure their legal dept gets your post about how you are trying to scam them in a fake lawsuit.

which one refused to hire you for being a retard and a douchebag that can't stay out of trouble? the channelside one? isn't there another one over by the international plaza?

need to go do some cardio.. .then i'm going to make fun of you all day long. not because its healthy or productive... but because for some horrible reason, it amuses me and helps me get work done at the same time.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 14986975)

thats great .. but its not me... thanks for the forum promo

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StuartD 11-01-2008 05:21 AM

I predict that your one client that you say contacts you in private will never have a name nor post a testimonial after. I also predict that person will get #1 for every search engine for every search term even though none of the results will have changed that any one can tell. I also predict that I will have rice pasta with tomatoes for lunch.

PS, please do feel free to prove me wrong on any of these points... without staring in my windows at noon.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 14986979)
I predict that your one client that you say contacts you in private will never have a name nor post a testimonial after. I also predict that person will get #1 for every search engine for every search term even though none of the results will have changed that any one can tell. I also predict that I will have rice pasta with tomatoes for lunch.

PS, please do feel free to prove me wrong on any of these points... without staring in my windows at noon.

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Pleasurepays 11-01-2008 05:22 AM

i'm gonna take on one client for free who wants to be number one in google for "andre goes to jail"

HorseShit 11-01-2008 05:23 AM

yes, everyone is going to jump on giving some dumb, broke fuck 10k$ to do "SEO" work haha

marcjacob 11-01-2008 05:55 AM

I thought Pussy Server was a surfer? Didnt he tell Sticky that? Sure someone will give a surfer 10k :1orglaugh

wjxxx 11-01-2008 06:56 AM

10K? That`s a lot watermelons

dav3 11-01-2008 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14986977)
need to go do some cardio.. .then i'm going to make fun of you all day long. not because its healthy or productive... but because for some horrible reason, it amuses me and helps me get work done at the same time.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh bookmarked

RenegadeCash Mark 11-01-2008 07:02 AM

So many funny threads with this pussyserver guy in it.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 07:06 AM

Envy

Jealousy

And hate .... all go hand in hand

For anyone in serious need of real SEO... I out rank in serps's controls more surfers and have more traffic than any of my clueless haters

so if you have the money and need real results.... hit me up

StuartD 11-01-2008 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14987155)
Envy
Jealousy
go hand in hand

Right, except that in the context of this thread, they're opposites.

fris 11-01-2008 07:14 AM

have you got a first page listing for any good terms? like porn , free porn, porn movies, etc

Pleasurepays 11-01-2008 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14987155)
Envy

Jealousy

And hate .... all go hand in hand

For anyone in serious need of real SEO... I out rank in serps's controls more surfers and have more traffic than any of my clueless haters

so if you have the money and need real results.... hit me up

once i pay you 10k to rank in the top 5 for "home mortgage" can you help me catch a unicorn? does that cost extra?

Pleasurepays 11-01-2008 07:21 AM

What else can you help us get Top 10 results in that fall within your area of expertise??

Can you help us not get a top 10 minimum wage job at the Marriot?

Can you help us get a top 10 frivolous lawsuit against a huge corporation that will wipe their ass with it?

Can you help us steal the top 10 Tickle Me Elmo dolls from KB Toys?

Can you tell us about the top 10 jails in Hillsborough County?

Can you tell us about the top 10 inmates that made you their bitch?

Can you tell us about the top 10 times you got raped in the shower?

Jack Sparrow 11-01-2008 07:24 AM

Whoever pays this kid 10k, can pay me another 10k for laughing about it.

TisMe 11-01-2008 07:26 AM

This is the same guy that couldn't figure out how whois works?

Oh yes, a bona fide, certified expert.

At making people laugh here.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 14987165)
have you got a first page listing for any good terms? like porn , free porn, porn movies, etc


of course

ICQ me lets get you the results you need!!

poornpig 11-01-2008 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14987193)
of course

ICQ me lets get you the results you need!!

Your ICQ is offline...

marcjacob 11-01-2008 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TisMe (Post 14987188)
This is the same guy that couldn't figure out how whois works?

Oh yes, a bona fide, certified expert.

At making people laugh here.


No! He owns Domain Tools :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by poornpig (Post 14987198)
your icq is offline...



472192801

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 07:42 AM

If I post in here, will you add me to your ignore list too?

poornpig 11-01-2008 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14987207)
472192801

So I think it would be easier for ppl to contact you now :)

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by poornpig (Post 14987211)
So I think it would be easier for ppl to contact you now :)


:thumbsup

escorpio 11-01-2008 08:23 AM

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Phil 11-01-2008 08:24 AM

porch monkey

escorpio 11-01-2008 08:25 AM

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candyflip 11-01-2008 08:46 AM

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...-with-logo.jpg

baddog 11-01-2008 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14987193)
of course

ICQ me lets get you the results you need!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Did that domain transfer of domaintools.com finally go through?

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14987425)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Did that domain transfer of domaintools.com finally go through?

Baddog ... are you saying your SEO skills are better than or even equal to mine??

Easy to run around the forums talking crap

put some money where your mouth at

im thinking 500.00 escrow or held by a top level program owner

hell lets let all the SEO gurus in

are you up for the challenge ... or are you just a troll like the losers on ignore who im sure posted something dumb above

baddog 11-01-2008 09:16 AM

I am saying I could train a puppy to be as smart as you. Especially if you think $500 is worth the effort.

jpwhits 11-01-2008 09:21 AM

I believe this thread can now be declared shitted.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14987454)
I am saying I could train a puppy to be as smart as you. Especially if you think $500 is worth the effort.

Ok baddog... lets do it

SEO competition

I will even let you name the terms

and since 500.00 is nothing lets make it 1,000.00

If nothing else it might drum you up some biz

How do you want to go about it?:winkwink:

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by jpwhits (Post 14987477)
I believe this thread can now be declared shitted.


yeah I have a lot of haters man... look thru all my threads and you will find its always the same broke tired losers

with all the time they spend here being envious and jealous... I have no clue how they get any workd done

I have like a 10 person fan club... But I love it lol

baddog 11-01-2008 09:25 AM

What makes you think I would waste my time trying to prove anything to a proven thief and liar?

I give you to much attention even talking to you.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14987503)
What makes you think I would waste my time trying to prove anything to a proven thief and liar?

I give you to much attention even talking to you.


You are too old for false name calling baddog.


I am not asking you to prove anything to any one I am offering you a chance to make 1,000.00 and most likely pick up some new biz in the process

I am calling you out to put your money where your mouth is ... I am ready to lay it on the table

you know as well as I do that I will run circles around you and make you look foolish for all to see

If 1k is not worth your time... tell me what is?

MaDalton 11-01-2008 09:30 AM

this thread is amusing

Daddy Big Nuts 11-01-2008 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 14986975)

Great. I can't believe this idiot is from my hometown. How embarrasing.

baddog 11-01-2008 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14987531)
You are too old for false name calling baddog.


I am not asking you to prove anything to any one I am offering you a chance to make 1,000.00 and most likely pick up some new biz in the process

I am calling you out to put your money where your mouth is ... I am ready to lay it on the table

you know as well as I do that I will run circles around you and make you look foolish for all to see

If 1k is not worth your time... tell me what is?

Name calling? Does felon work better?


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