Favorite slang terms for 'private parts' ?
 

We look at them all day so what are your favorite slang terms for male and/or female private parts? I love it when I run across one on a site that actually makes me giggle such as one yesterday calling breasts 'sweater meat'.

junk
wobbly bits

I think the one that makes me chuckle more than any of them is when my husband calls the female parts "girly gash". I don't know why, it isn't so way out there as some I have seen and heard, but this one makes me laugh every damn time he says it. lol

A pelvis pocket.
Yogurt slinger.

Oh and whoha has always made me giggle for some day reason.

I call my gf boobs.. momma mia.. her right one is momma.. and left one mia :P

ven papi tocame las chichis

Sweater kittens is my favorite boobie name! :upsidedow

Kuk is cock in Swedish, fitta is pussy.

funbags :thumbsup

sweater puppies

I was going to start a big tits site on dairypillows.com but I was afraid that most people wouldn't get the reference.

When the kids were little we called the girls "peepers" and the boys "winkers"

Russell the love muscle

Cock and cunt usually covers it.

I like "vageeber"

We call it a woo woo and a wee wee

Vagina = Fan-dan

I have a friend that calls pussy the "Hoo-rah Bone". Never got the "Bone" part.

In Cuban Spanish Toto is pussy so thats usually what I say.

Tits are Funbags, or hooters.

Naughty bits

The only thing that pops to mind is my cousin used to call girls split tails which for some reason really bothered me.

I often ask my lovers if they want to feel my sticky wicket inside of their bacon receptacle.

Mr. Johnson and the juice crew

Mine is affectionately called my Pootie-Poo...xxx

I like chest hams ... and cunt isn't half bad when used appropriately. :)

purple mushroom cap.

womb broom or womb raider :thumbsup

breasts: fun bags
penis: wang

My girlfriend calls him "My Boy". Used in a sentance she will say "Your Boy is nice and...etc"

I just thought of another funny one I hear...a friend of mine calls her vagina

"Notorious VEE AY GEE.

Kills me every time. :1orglaugh

Some call their dicks the poop brush.

baby feeders

btw - is this you

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/phot...30819_2367.jpg

from this thread?

Not quite slang, but strange/entertaining nevertheless... "Front bottom" = parents too scared to tell their female children the real name for their genitals. :1orglaugh

sweet lord - i'm in love

I feel like i'm in kindergarden :)

Bearded Clam = Vag

Veiny bang stick = Cock

purple veined yogurt thrower
stinky pork sausage

toilet parts

cum buckets!

I call

boobies : titties

My gf and I call her pussy : Vagine ( like Borat )

I also like the Swedish and Norwegian words: Fitta

For guys we use junk, garbage, business alot

bearded hatchet wound...

Nothing British guys fear more than a sticky wicket.

I call my girl part a MeeChee
my friend calls it her Britney

ha..no but I do like her hair. If you put 12 years on her and move the weight from the boobs to the belly then maybe we are getting somewhere.

My husband's mom uses that one and I just have to leave the room.

love hole

gold in them hills twin peaks damn nice

i call my friend down stairs bit Tim

fitta

heh, loving it

starfish

Juice Box