My Girlfriend Caught a Burglar Today
 

She came home on her lunch break and caught some fuck snooping around in her house...he broke a window and came in, and had a fucking hammer in his hand...luckily he just ran out when she caught him....I would have searched to the end of the earth if he had hurt her. I can't fucking believe this, he broke in at like 2:30 in the afternoon, busy street, cars and people everywhere. The balls on these fucking crackheads, man I would have brained this fuck if I was there....I'm just so glad she wasn't hurt

Words cannot express my anger right now.

damn that is crazy.... glad she is alright and that guy just freaked out and ran... that could have been a lot worse.. jeez

at least shes ok

Dude....relax, I just wanted to smell her panties.

ahhh hahahahh

thats when they do it.. why worry about waking someone up in the middle of the night when you can just waltz around their house while they're at work?... we got broken into at around 3-4ishpm about 2 years ago while I was at work.

Thats all that matters is that she's okay and no one got hurt!

all that really matters is that you still have your computer.

I used to live with this chic when I lived in Florida. I was at a friend's house, and she went to her Mom's house to do laundry. She got home before she came to pick me up to drop some groceries off.

It was like 9:00PM, and she just opened the door, stepped in, and set the grocery bag on the counter... As she turned around to go back out, there were 2 guys in ski masks, who forced their way in, they hit her on the back of the head w/ a gun, and pushed her to the ground. As the 1 guy was stepping on her neck to keep her on the ground (head bleeding in a puddle), the other dude grabbed our 2 backpacks, a CD Player, and that was it... They took off, she called 911, and the PD/Ambulance showed up.

I had just spoken to her before this happened, and she said she would be picking me up in like 10 minutes. 30 minutes passed, so I got my friend to take me home, when she was late.

I saw all the cops/ambulance etc... and then I noticed that they were at my apartment! Fucking freaked out... I went inside and saw the puddle of blood, with her sitting on the couch all freaked out etc...

Geezus... That shit was fucked up. They never caught the guys.

All criminals should have both their hands cut off.

If they steal again, they are to be castrated.

haha fucking hahaha they dont care what time it is, trust me,

5:30 am, gf wakes me up "chris someone is downtairs go check" so i get up and yell at her "you fucking ho! there better be a fuckign burgler down there or im goina be pissed for waking me up!" well i get downstairs, SOMEONE IS STEALING MY NEW TV AND DVD PLAYER!!!!!...... long story short, he ran, hid next door at his friends place, turns out its a guy who lived here before us. He is a crack addict. But as usual i show the fuckign cops who it is, and they trun the cheek.

His foot prints are in living room. Bike tarcks in snow bank beside my door. Those bike tracks have foot prints beside them. Same foot prints in my living room. Foot prints lead to next door neighbours porch. Bike sitting in porch when cops came. Cops never clued in.

how the hell can they steal w/ no hands

grabbing ur jewelry box between their teeth!

:helpme

castration? what for?

burglars are dickless anyway.

Burglers should be analized and found what iritates them the most, then do it to them. They dont rea;ize how iritating and nerveracking it is to have a stranger in your home.

of course they don't ALLLLL do it during the day time - but a hell of a lot do... it's to do with the fact that no-one is at home.. i also got broken into last christmas and boxing day night at 2 and 4 am respectively.. because i was seeing family and there was no-one there.. i think the more desperate ones risk waking people up..

Damn.

Would've been great to catch his punk ass, drag into the basement and beat him with a club, then leave his unconcious punk ass on the rail tracks, just on a bend where the driver can't see him. :mad:

I just wish she had a gun....she could have shot this piece of shit and got away with it scott free....he was in her home and was wielding a deadly weapon.

I was told by the cop that if i hit him or beat him up, even though he was carrying a stick, that i would be charged. :(

You are crazy in today's crime infested society not to have a big ass dog in your house. I had 3 German Shepherds at one point, with the biggest of them full on attack trained.

When we built a huge house in California, within 2 weeks after moving in someone tried to burglarize us. And the keyword is tried. They pried open one of the back doors and when they reached in to yank the chain, my big dog must have jumped up and totally gone to town on the guys arm. We came home and found blood on the door and pieces of his shirt torn off on the floor. And the funny thing is that door had a sign on it that said "Police K-9 Trained Attack Dogs Protect This House!" Guess he thought we were joking. hahahahahahahahaha

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wow. Was the guy wearing a mask? Could she identify him in a lineup? The guy probably lives nearby. Usually these lowlifes slink around their neighborhoods within a 3 miles radius of their own residence and scout places that look vulnerable at certain times of the day. They'll case a joint for a few days to get your daily routines down. I have a 500,000 volt stun batton and .357 magnum revolver I can lend you. When she's feeling up to it, drive around the neighborhood for a few days and see if she spots him again. If she does, zap the prick, tie his hands up, and shove him in the trunk of your car. Drive him to a secluded location and torture his sorry ass for a few hours. Guaranteed next Xmas he'll buy you a fruit basket.

:winkwink:

hahahahaha...

cept i'd never have a mutt in the house.. thats what the yard is for.. :)

Damn Dude, At least your girl wasnt hurt. Now to the more serious shit ....... Was he black?:(

One of my favorite things to read is true crime and forensics shit...and I've read that the way some sick fucks end up becoming serial rapists/murderers is by starting out in b/e. They already have the sociopathic pathology in place, the fantasies about control, sadism, etc, and then they break into a house some night and lookie here! There's a woman at home.

They rape her. Or they murder her. And they get away with it. The world doesn't come to an end, they don't get caught, no lightning bolts from above strike them dead...and so they change their fantasies to include the way they felt when they commited this new offense. Pretty soon, the fantasies stop being enough, and they start planning how to make it better this time, how to make it more fun for them.

And then you end up with someone like Ted Bundy or whatever.

People scare me, man. I'm happier being agoraphobic...

Yes. He was also 3 times her size, my girlfriend is tiny.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :1orglaugh

Dammit Man, Two more steps back for the bruthas :(

..... we were almost "there".

VIGILANTES !!

I smell a new REALITY TV show brewing !! :thumbsup

not really...most burglers and muggers are black..also depending on where u live

Most burglaries happen in broad daylight. They case the place, wait 'till everyone goes to work, then do their thing. Its alot less suspicious to be walking around carrying shit at 1pm than 1am.

Well trained German Shephards rule :) I'm thinking about getting one myself.

I'm glad your girlfriend is ok though. Thats the most important thing.

I'm glad the fucker ran off and she's ok.

That's another good reason to be glad most webmasters work from home - less chance of being burgled. ;)

I live in Canada, and only a very small percent of burglers and muggers here are black. Anyone from here knows what most of them are...

She should have killed him :ak47:

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yeah we have some screwy laws here, in Canada...way too many weird things like that..

if they are in your house at all, i think you have a right to use force against them

Me too. I don't think you should be able to shoot people in the back, but there should be a presumption of innocence on the part of the homeowner when deadly force is used against someone who broke in.

I know in England people have been charged with assault & murder for harming or killing people who broke into their residences.

Fuckin' ridiculous.

Lawmakers are fucking crackheads, too.