Well if these fuckers ain't gonna do it...I will...I work at ADULT.COM NOW!
 

Yep that's the news...woooohoooo! I went to lunch with cheshire and took a dump on Lensman's desk.


and guess what, THEY ARE STILL GONNA PAY ME TO GIVE SHIT AWAY! HERE, TO YOU MISERABLE FUCK'S!


So what's it gonna be? I just saw a big room full of shit I can give away. The first contest should be a contest to see who can come up with the coolest contest...

Are congratulations in order?

:smokin

Uhmmmmm.........hello! Yes...send me a new mouse...Ram's old one is all sticky....eeeeew.

Congrats!

I hope you arent going to be the new writer for amateurpages, Id have a hard time understaning ya!

Congrats bro!

Right on may you be able the Ass Grabing.

Also the best way to get ahead is to do a Lap Dance for Toby when ever Lens asks you too.

I figured that...and brought my own outfit and all...

For a Dollar

they add up after while...and remember it was 20.00 for a Kiss...

First, you should take care of the huge backlog of prizes that have already been won...

:winkwink:

Thank God it wasn't the other way around...

We are working on that you impatient FUCKS!!! :thumbsup

What "Took a dump on Cheshire and ate Lensman?"

hehe...

Free stuff, free stuff, we want our free stuff!!!!!

I was hoping someone would say that.

I know there are a lot of guys that won stuff and have been waiting a while now for it.


For me it's ---

1 - leather jacket (notified via email back in July, not recieved yet)
1 - adult.com sports jacket (winner of weekly football pool)

:thumbsup

Is this a HOAX?

:winkwink:

:smokin

Well then congratufuckinglation!:stoned

congrats dude. :) Now what's your new ICQ#? :winkwink:

Yeah fix the backlog, i am waiting since July too :(

yeah where's my damn shirt! but congratulations on your *hum* promotion.....advancement down the hill...whatever ya wanna call it! i've been hitting refresh, waiting for this post all damn day! j/k

i thought maybe you weren't allowed to post or something. well hope the weather is nice down there we're expecting some storms up here, maybe even some snow!!! good luck with everything and give chloe a kiss for me. see ya this weekend ya old crab

Congrats HOAX. How about that Jet Ski?

congrats!

for contests well...
caption contests are always funny
photoshop contests are fun too
most helpful thread
and whatnot...

Cool congrats.

First order of biz for you should be to get some art in their offices... When I was there they only had a couple of cheesy posters. :winkwink:

I think the contest should be based on the calibur of the prizes.

Like, you wouldn't want to give away a Diablo, for the first person to post the words "I Win!".

And you wouldn't want to give away a GFY pencil for the first person to have sex w/ a midget, and post the pics to win.

That's just my :2 cents:.

So, what are the prizes?

Congrats BTW!

Does that mean I finally get my t-shirt (girls tank-top)

Cool

Congrats Dude

CONGRATS doood

We'll be mighty cold if they find those tops Steffie!:winkwink:

It's already been down in the 20's here. :warning

Keep your chim up and your back to the hallway walls Hoax. I hear there are strange characters there that you do NOT want behind you!

and i get steffie wearing the girls tank top
:Graucho

Man these fuckers make me work, this sucks...my old job didn't give a fuck, so I got to post all day....


Now I friggin work here and I barely have time to post...ARGGRAHGAHG~!


Plus they gave me this itsy bitsy fucking sponge to wash all these big ass cars with...


HELP ME OUT FUCKERS!


Somebody gimme a reason, I got staff shirts, mousepads, shit you ain't heard of,seen yet or even thought about on the crapper...and something is gonna go to the first fucker to post a decent DANG GUMMED CONTEST!

Exactly what I was going to say..... :thumbsup

crapper eh,,how about a contest with the biggest turd in the toilet or someone that made it spell adult.com

I'm working on it brother...technically I hit enough for the Leather Jacket before I started here...I asked about it and all I got was the new ADult.com ball-gag.

But hey its something...Eric actually said he wanted to be the one to go thru the backlog....but I insisted he pass it to....that way it'll get done....

Your sig made me LOL. Now quit farting and get through that backlog!!!

...bug Eric to send it to me....

congratulations

How about a contest to make HOAX the best sig image for his new job?

hmmmmmmmmmm.....

It just snowed here. If I can train my dog to write "adult.com" in it with his whizz, would I win anything?

CONTEST SUGGESTION:
A Web Treasure Hunt?

-=HOAX=- all this new power isnt going to your Head :1orglaugh
Maybe your first content can be a contest to see who can come up with the best contest .

UHm.....that IS the first contest.....sigh

What about this one?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=86676

Just stick a prize on it... You got a ready made contest! :)

First person to 300 Points or something.

Congrats HOAX, that rocks!

All I can say is be careful you see what has happened to me
http://ww8.amateur-pages.com/dtest/ram.jpg