BREAKING NEWS! My company has just released MANCHURIAN CHIP removal procedures!
 

Are you concerned about your privacy?

Worried that the Chinese are going to make your computer phone home?

Tired of not sleeping due to big asian brother watching?

Watch as our technician demonstrates techniques to remove the Manchurian Chip from your machine.




Here is an alternate procedure



For desktop apply same procedure.

Please paypal 199.95 for this tutorial.

Thank you.