Looking for sales rep
 

cool company, big company. job: sales and all that goes into it for the industry. Must have experience of course.

send me your resume
[email protected]

sooner rather than later.

the finer details to follow via email

gracias!

bump for a good time..

who is it? people never seem to get this part. list who it is or no one serious is going to reply.

good luck

does the job require drunk gfy posting ?

I would hire you in a minute ;)

I work some deals confidentially-and I wouldn't waste anyone's time including my own if I didn't think it was worth it.

I'm just helping out, I don't have to, but this is what I do.

submissions to my email are kept in confidence as well.

I have a couple resumes in, thanks for that-I am taking a few more.

I will promise to answer all sales queries with complete and utter jibberish in this position. Of course I'll be accused of being a bot as I respond with intriguing statements such as "hathat was my 1 joke of the night!! heeeeheeha..." and "i want to make you happy when you are sad!!", but really, it'll be me typing very, very quickly. That's the kind of dedication I bring with me.

Sure, I can communicate lucidly and with the goal of drumming up new business through rapport-building and salesmanship, but honestly, isn't that approach a bit dated? The real secret of roping in today's big buyers -- aggravate them until they're foaming a the mouth, rabidly pawing the keyboard, and stringing the most vile obscenities together at the top of their lungs. That's when you hit 'em with the pitch!

mmmmmm, k

I guess I'm not qualified... looks like I'm going back to Amway!

500k per year. 1.4 million signing bonus and i'm all yours.

and a max pak from the family aisle of twinkies.

wtf ... did u hack my bank statement? :pimp

As someone said "It so fucking crazy.... it just MIGHT WORK!" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

damn, I don't have an adult resume' :P

Eeekkk I haven't had a resume in 14 years.


I actually ran across my last one the other day... scary..

Stop bidding below me, fucker!

LOL, you would never need a rez. Your professionalism and experience speak for itself! :thumbsup

but believe it or not, some companies still ask for a resume, even in adult!

I wonder what mine would say... now that would make a good thread title-"what would your resume list?" LOL