I can't masturbate
 

All right, so I'm kinda starting to see this girl. She's really cool and I like her on a better level than just something sexual. She's "long term girlfriend" material. Anyway, I just started to realize how much I like her about 2 weeks ago, and haven't been able to masturbate to porn since. It just seems so unsatisfying, and I can't even get an erection when I look at it. This happens to me almost every time I really start to like a girl. It kind of bugs me though cause I feel....backed up.

Does this happen to anyone else, or am I fucked up?

make her play with your dick, you wont feel backed up anymore.

Try this:
:ak47: (your head here)

Or possibly lots and lots and lots of this:
:glugglug

Give it a little while, you'll come back to porn, they always do :winkwink:

Go with beasty porn, worked wonders for me.

"Does this happen to anyone else, or am I fucked up?"

... well, I guess you are fucked up!

maybe your gay:glugglug

your just fucked

Way ahead of you...

no-no-no-no-no-no-!! Yuou got it all wrong.. Its not because of the girl... its bacause you are
GGGAAAYYY!!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What's happening, is your body is telling you to save it for this girl, so that once you guys get together and hit it off, it will be like BANG! She'll be blown away. (You Hope!)

It will be more like BANG! over in 20 seconds.

where is yo ass pic, now go into hiding

well because.....


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