does anyone run or own an exotic bird store?
 

Would it make sense to import exotic birds and sell them to the average consumer in a time of financial crisis?

My parents actaully ran an exotic bird store... they ended up with a bunch of screaming birds. SHITTY

i had one back in the 80's but my employees got hi and ate all the birds

No, dont do that. Importing birds is a fucking shady business. The catchers treat the birds like shit.

lets look at this from a consumers point of view

They have no money so the birds will starve to death

They wouldent be able to afford a bird cage so thier houses would get full of bird shit

Its a bad biz model I think ostriches is the way to go, if you kill them for meat and feathers there is no waste, if you keep them for eggs you will have millions of baby ostriches running around in no time

Birds are free to fly - unless you keep them in a cage.

..., and the bird owner sits around on GFY???

Is your name Joan Wilder?

Jack Colton: Wait a minute, he's after you. Who the hell are you?
Joan Wilder: Well, I'm a romance novelist.
Jack Colton: You're what? What are you doing here?
Joan Wilder: I told you, my sister's life depends on me.
Jack Colton: Ah, don't give me that shit. I thought you were donating a kidney or something.

Yes Brad, would you like a cockrtwo?

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