Marina - I waited at the airport for you for 4.5 Hours ...
 

Why didn't you come for me?? We made a plan.

Now I am typing this message from Wired Guys pool, there are frogs floating in it. Please come soon.

thats some smfb

what is smfb

What kind of frogs?

the frogs got hypothermia in that house

serious biz-ness ... gfy is serious business Marina, 24/7!

(please come get me now)

entry #2

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smfb

I am making frog soup for WG

welcome to kanuckistan :)

This thread it's like the Rosetta Stone for me...

you are not the only one ... not many people understand us.
We are to be loved, not understood... as are most women :thumbsup

cat fighttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!? ??
:party-smi

I smell pussy in here.

what a trippy thread

sorry sexytime sarah... i am the reason for marina's delay... we have been fighting all weekend because marina no longer wants me dating larry lee...

i told marina i am not moving to some third world country to be with her and live with a pack of gypsies in some gypsy camp... i refuse to live in a caravan...

also, i have no idea how marina plans on picking you up from the airport.. the wheels fell off her donkey cart last week and 2 days later they ate the donkey...

Larry Lee is here with me at the frog pool ... she is text messaging & chopping onions simultaneously while manning the grill.

you are Genuine chocolate face. No make up.

is she wearing the ostrich skin thong i bought her?

you are genuine chicken head ... "cluck cluck"

there's no need to throw out insults... I love you marina, i'm just not "in" love with you..

please, its time for you to move on... larry lee has my heart now...

Marina change back your avatar :mad:

is that why there is a sign out in front of her house that says "get best chicken head here"?

whats does this mean, this chicken head?

k changed

Chippy chops, tongs and texts- I am present and at your service.




Dear GFY- Please Help.

** I am currently taking donations to replace Marina's donkey cart.

post pics...

I <3 Marina, she's a cool cucumber :)

were the frogs dead or alive when you got there?

:banana.

wtf?? you're all at WG's? and I wasn't invited??? That's it...I'm cutting werid guy off! ;)

ooo and where's the mini?? did u bring her?

I invented Living With Gypsies.

Weird, I always pictured your name as being...longer?

Come out to the Hot Tub, no frogs out here.

Odie, if you are seriously coming, grab Dwreck.

i really doubt a person of larry lee or sexytime sarah's caliber would be hanging out with the likes of you ramos...

you must have happened upon them by chance..

were you going door to door selling encyclopedias?

or maybe you were collecting donations for some obscure charity, like yourself...

is there a car on fire? :1orglaugh

where is my invite wired guy...damn you!

You've always been clueless.

Wait, have I been fooled here? You mean to tell me you weren't really a door to door sales rep for Encyclopedia Brittanica that night we met?? I want my money back.
(and a foot massage later :winkwink:)

I can't believe you're here and you never told me...I'm insulted..

do you know how far K-TOWN is from here?? pffttt!:disgust

how can you believe that WeirdGuy?® would even heat his pool in the winter?

I can't afford the heating bill for this place, let alone to heat the pool! Hell I get hypothermia from cleaning the pool for more than 10 seconds in this temperature!
WG

I like entry #1

"Suck my fuckin balls" :1orglaugh

:Oh crap

I am swimming right now! Bring me a beer Amrina, and LL will take a vodka soda with lime.

lies, all lies ... you just don't want anyone crashing the party.

What's up Nick

Don't you know LL, its a Stoli Soda and lime... gotta get the good vodka's!
WG

Best reply EVER .. I feel a lil ashamed now.

Oh Marina.

:You have just entered...(very much needed pause)...the Twilight Zone:

i don't think you want to go there with me little boy...

i spit hot fire...