Poem of the day
 

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm a schizophrenic
and so am I

Oldie, but a goodie, and you fucked up your thread title by putting "poem" in it. You'll learn in time newbie.

Or should I have said...

There once was a girl named JoDee
Her company's sites totalled three,
She's really new here,
So buy her a beer,
if only her tits we could see.

Unless of course you're a guy in which case I say GO FUCK YOURSELF!

I mean...

JoDee fooled us all with HIS name,
It's like a girl's, so who's to blame.
His mom, she was blind.
His Dad, he was high.
Now go fuck yourself! Your name's LAME!

i fucking love it. tell your and yourself and that otherguy inside you to GO FUCK YOURSELF! :)

Jodee works for Exotic Pays,
Who are they? I dunno, but hey,
They have 3 websites,
They often work nights,
That's more than some of you can say!

Exotic Pays has per sign up.
JoDee is a twat with hiccups.
Just kidding for real,
She really should kneal,
And let me feel her big D-cups.

i like this one the best. whats wrong with poem? please teach me ol mighty thread God.

They run Busty Fat Babes DOT com,
I must say, these girls are Da BOMB.
They are my FAV-OR-ITES,
They have really big tits.
I'd like to join, and lube my palm.

Well.. first rule of thumb... Wait for it to almost fall off the page or go to the top of page 2 before you bump it.


Er... I mean...

JoDee you have some learning to do.
GFY is the home of RedShoe.
So just sit back and learn.
With a feeling to yearn.
I'll show you how to master this ZOO!

God damn these things are fun to write.
I could do this all fucking night.
I have clients to serve,
so I really must swerve,
before this turns into a fight.

lol very nice

Sing a song of six-pence,
A penis full of pus.
Four 'n twenty black scabs,
Just about to bust.
When the scabs bust open,
The pus begins to ooze.
It dribbles off your fore-skin,
And oozes on your shoes.

Susie Q works as a sales rep.
They offer free clips to "Joe SCHLEP"
It's all there to see,
So why join? It's free.
It seems like one big CounterStep






*****NOTE*****
I aint got nothing against TubeTitans, the poem just seemed to work best like that. I checked Tube titans and I saw a good scene for free, then when I went to see another it asked me to join for free, and I was ready to do it, when I realized I was a webmaster and editor and I got more porn than most people see in a lifetime. Point is, I was ready to join, so it seems like a good model to me. :)

you see JoDee.. here is where you bump it.

There once was thread from gfy.
Whose sole purpose was to make you cry.
we bumped it again,
again and again.
but alas, the thread just would not fly.

Kinda funny

yous doesn't even rhyme,
Try harder next time.

Hahaha...some funny ones there!