My sig for Playboy Mansion passes ? Who can help a dirty brotha out?
 

Here's the dealio... I live in Thailand. I'm hardly ever in the USA buuuuuuuuut I will be there at this time and once before I take an eternal dirt nap, and that could be any time, I'd like to check out the Playboy Mansion with my brother and my brother from another mother... 3 passes total.

If there are any generous people out there, I'm willing to trade a few HOT ladyboys will fully functional cocks and cock sucking lips that will bring tears to your eyes.

Or...

I'm willing to offer up my sig for a few months for them.

Please don't make a brotha beg. This may be my last visit to the USA. :helpme

Someone get this man some passes! :thumbsup

I do not think ya will find many Thai twinks or lady boys at a Playboy Party.

With all you got going on DWB, I'm shocked something that conventional would still interest you, he he.

I'm kinda thinking the same thing... dude. Playboy? Really?

Dude... DWB and Playboy??? That's kinda like Ron Jeremy going to a Bikini Car Wash. Why?

Keeping this one on top...

>bump<



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Did someone say ladyboy cocks?
This has to stay on top!

Good luck on the hunt!

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Maybe check the sponsor list and see if there's any companies there you already do business with, or could? :)

Where is the sponsor list, I'm an affiliate whore looking for a PB mansion pass.

bump for perverted tranny fucker

i am bold, and old and i live with my parents, someone give me playboy mansion passes plz
thank you

Ohhhhhhhhhh. That changes things a little. I thought Hef rolled like that. I've always heard there were some reach arounds going on up in the house of Hef.

Just one of those things I want to do to cross off of my "to do" list. I honestly don't even know if I would enjoy it, but it feels good to cross things off that list and know that you achieve goals, no matter how small or silly they may be.

Are you saying I'm fat, old and hairly like Ron Jeremy? Or are you suggesting I'm just hairy with a big dick and like to hang out at bikini washes?

I'm saying. You've had the craziest pussy known to man, so why on earth would you want to go to the tamest place in LA, to look at completely manufactured girls that wouldn't say hi to you if you weren't there?

It's like an extreme base jumper going to Disnelyand for the rides.
It's like a mercenary buying a can of mace.
It's like a homeless guy going to a car dealership.
It's like a pedophile visiting an old folks home.

HA!! :thumbsup

I didn't say I would enjoy it. I just want to check it out and put a big TURD in the Playboy shitter.