Got any good DIVORCE Jokes?
 

A mate of mine just called and said he's splitting up with his wife for good. Been on the cards a while. Got any good jokes? I'll get him drunk off his ass tonight and tell him a few.

Q. Did ya hear Mattel introduced a "Divorced Barbie"?
A. She comes with half of Ken's stuff.

Did you hear about the lady who divorced her husband and got half his fortune?

She was found dead.

Here is one

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Yes, any lady dumb enough to marry you is beyond a foolish ignorant tramp and deserves a divorce for being a moron.....

Best one ever was on the show Titus.

Q: Do you know why divorces cost so much?
A: 'cause they're worth it!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

How do I block posts from a fuckwit? This "Eriic" dick is like a foreskin irritation.

So block me Asshole! Do you think my feelings would be hurt you piece of shit!:warning

I can't find in the control panel where to do it. :1orglaugh

That's funny... :1orglaugh

You call me a fuckwit? And you don't have the brains to block a user?

You are a mentally retarded DipShit:321GFY

Where is it? :1orglaugh

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I thought marriage WAS the joke

Heh heh.some of those are pretty good

a lot of divorce threads lately - seems that its in the air :Oh crap

I think the statistic is 50% of marriages fail these days. I can totally relate to that, bloody hard work some days....

Young boy runs up to his father and says.....
Dad how much does it cost to get married?
Father says I don't know son...
Im still paying.

When they say "until death do you part", thats not just a part of the vows, its setting a goal :)

Can't remember who to credit that to, not mine.