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Idunnoreally 11-02-2002 09:22 PM

Save your time!
 
You could save your time by letting me design graphics/paysites/avs-sites/free-sites or make galleries for you. That way you can spend your time on other important jobs. I have a good asthetic sense and I do it for fun, so i could work for half as much money as professionals do.
I'm a newbie webmaster from Pakistan, and run some (6) AVS sites (Indian Niche) and design banners/paysite-tours for some Indian Webmasters. I am using the few hundred dollars I generate each month, for my studies, and would like to carry on and complete my degree.
Some samples of my works are:

AVS sites:
http://www.nudemuslimgirls.com
http://www.sareesex.com

Paysites I designed for others:
http://www.Indianadultmovie.com
http://www.dotfactor.net/design/samples/site3

Graphics are my speciality. I can even submit galleries for you. I can do a lot. You can decide how much you should pay me, after seeing my work.
If you're interested, please contact me on icq: 54926307

quiet 11-02-2002 09:23 PM

would you like to star in one of my porn shoots?

Funbrunette 11-02-2002 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
would you like to star in one of my porn shoots?
:1orglaugh

Idunnoreally 11-02-2002 09:25 PM

No thanx, would you like to star in one of mine?

quiet 11-02-2002 09:27 PM

you're the one looking for work, right? it's very difficult to find male talent these days.

Amputate Your Head 11-02-2002 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by Idunnoreally
Graphics are my speciality.
if I were you I'd run to the grocery store and purchase some rat poison, go home, make some nice rat poison tea, and kick it in front of Leno......


your work sucks dude.

And I never say that about any aspiring artists coming here.

you truly suck..... and you need to find another line of work.

sorry.

Idunnoreally 11-02-2002 09:33 PM

You're NOT looking for work right? thats why it's so difficult to find male talent these days.

Idunnoreally 11-02-2002 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


if I were you I'd run to the grocery store and purchase some rat poison, go home, make some nice rat poison tea, and kick it in front of Leno......


your work sucks dude.

And I never say that about any aspiring artists coming here.

you truly suck..... and you need to find another line of work.

sorry.


Sir, if I were you, I wouldnt have had poison, I wouldve lived on to take my revenge from the world.

Your opinion sucks.

I dont say that to my seniors on here, but you truely suck. You need another life!

Amputate Your Head 11-02-2002 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by Idunnoreally



Sir, if I were you, I wouldnt have had poison, I wouldve lived on to take my revenge from the world.

Your opinion sucks.

I dont say that to my seniors on here, but you truely suck. You need another life!

the difference here is, what I said rings true... and hits home.... and I know it hurts....

yours, on the other hand, carries zero weight.

Back to the drawing boards for you newb. :glugglug

Idunnoreally 11-02-2002 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


the difference here is, what I said rings true... and hits home.... and I know it hurts....

yours, on the other hand, carries zero weight.

Back to the drawing boards for you newb. :glugglug


Sir, if its you who's true, its me who should be angry.. why is it the other way round?

Amputate Your Head 11-02-2002 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by Idunnoreally



Sir, if its you who's true, its me who should be angry.. why is it the other way round?

Angry? LOL..... somebody please clue this guy in......



I got lobster to go eat... c yz later... :glugglug

Idunnoreally 11-02-2002 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Angry? LOL..... somebody please clue this guy in......



I got lobster to go eat... c yz later... :glugglug



Sir, I dont mind if my art isn't good. If God isnt ashamed of creating you, I'm not ashamed of my creations either :) If the world can survive ''abtract art'' from God, it can survive with my sites too.

Dirty F 11-02-2002 09:50 PM

You sale any pakistani short uin next to your design job?

quiet 11-02-2002 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Idunnoreally
You're NOT looking for work right? thats why it's so difficult to find male talent these days.
was that supposed to be funny? keep them coming sir.

your sites are all pure shit. ugliest garbage i've seen in a while. now, back to whoring yourself to anyone on this board for next to nothing.

Gemini 11-02-2002 09:52 PM

Lobster = Crabs, Hawaiin Bred from Boneprone :Graucho

frankfortuna 11-02-2002 09:56 PM

Our labor market, particularly in IT, has seen enough erosion due to low cost, poorly qualified Middle Eastern resources. I for one would not use your services on this principle alone.

Idunnoreally 11-02-2002 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by frankfortuna
Our labor market, particularly in IT, has seen enough erosion due to low cost, poorly qualified Middle Eastern resources. I for one would not use your services on this principle alone.

Sir, I wouldnt want to work with you either, but Pakistan is not in or near the middle east. You may be better than me at websites, but you need to join a geography-bbs as a newbie.

Idunnoreally 11-02-2002 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by quiet


was that supposed to be funny? keep them coming sir.

your sites are all pure shit. ugliest garbage i've seen in a while. now, back to whoring yourself to anyone on this board for next to nothing.

No sir, it was not funny, it was meant to let you know youre hateful.

quiet 11-02-2002 10:17 PM

nice design work, no wonder you specialize in graphics:

http://www.sareesex.com/logotext.jpg

iwantchixx 11-02-2002 10:19 PM

Has anyone bought anything labeled "made in pakistan" that doesn't taste like shit or break when you first use it?

Thought so :)

:2 cents:

frankfortuna 11-02-2002 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by Idunnoreally



Sir, I wouldnt want to work with you either, but Pakistan is not in or near the middle east. You may be better than me at websites, but you need to join a geography-bbs as a newbie.

Close enough as far as I'm concerned. Don't you have something better to do, such as rock tossing in Kashmir?

If you want a tip, I hear the bomb shelter niche is profitable.

iwantchixx 11-02-2002 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
nice design work, no wonder you specialize in graphics:

http://www.sareesex.com/logotext.jpg

oh did he pay you to say that? come on, i made better banners with irfan view creating a chick with a horses head when i first got my pc. :1orglaugh

waste 11-02-2002 10:26 PM

they are being serious, your work really isn't that good, you want to know why the designers here are angry, it's because there's been numerous ppl coming in here and offering bad work at low prices, the professionals should be mad, you steal thier work then the costomer gets pissed of and doesn't trust another designer, need i remind people of tennisace????????

jimmyf 11-02-2002 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by quiet


was that supposed to be funny? keep them coming sir.

your sites are all pure shit. ugliest garbage i've seen in a while. now, back to whoring yourself to anyone on this board for next to nothing.

who in there right mind would pay him... I must admit his work truly does look very bad...:helpme and some people have *NO* clue....

quiet 11-02-2002 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx


oh did he pay you to say that? come on, i made better banners with irfan view creating a chick with a horses head when i first got my pc. :1orglaugh

yeah. he paid me. so what? it's killer work regardless.

letshunt 11-02-2002 10:30 PM

You have to adjust to the frankness of some of these guys here sir. Believe it or not, they are a very talented bunch...you can verify that by looking in the archives at the last site design they had. Pretty awesome.

Don't get defensive, browse the net alot and look at what other premium AVS sites are doing and sit down with some graphics programs and see if you can duplicate it.

Then, adapt your ideas to your particular taste, you need.

1. Photoshop (don't resize the pics in the opposite direction they should be resize...ie a 90x150 pic can't become a 150x100 pic, you have some of that on your sites.)

2. Procreate Knockout...will give you alot cleaner masking, it appears you are using the mafnetic lasso in some graphics program.

3. Adobe Illustrator, or Corel Draw

4. I like Ulead GIF animator, some guys might not agree with that.

5. A code validator that will help you make your code alot cleaner. CSE code Validator is free and works prety well.

6. Take some time and learn CSS a bit better, it will really help out some positioning issues you have.

AMP is right, you are not there yet, but with practice there is no reason you couldn't be. Oh, and Go Fuck Yourself.

jimmyf 11-02-2002 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by waste
they are being serious, your work really isn't that good, you want to know why the designers here are angry, it's because there's been numerous ppl coming in here and offering bad work at low prices, the professionals should be mad, you steal thier work then the costomer gets pissed of and doesn't trust another designer, need i remind people of tennisace????????
if anyone pays this guy one (1) red cent they deserve what they will get... surly they will ask to see some of his work... Hell I don't know shit about design but I could do better than what he showed us... *Brass Balls*

Amputate Your Head 11-03-2002 01:34 AM

lol... this thread is funny... :glugglug

(I've had many beers)

Amputate Your Head 11-03-2002 01:37 AM

serious man.... if I were you, I'd be thoroughly embarrassed to have those links up as work samples...

I would be BEGGING for this thread to die right now.

421Fill 11-03-2002 01:57 AM

you'd want this thread to die? I'd want to die. :winkwink:

Funbrunette 11-03-2002 03:54 PM

I guess it makes some people feel better and bigger to slam on some new guy! Hun, your work doesn't suck! Although this board is a great place to hang out some of the people here get off on being hurtful and think of themselves as being superior than everyone!

Bottom line, you're happy with your work and you've done your best! Good for you! Keep your chin up and good luck to you!

Besides, if you're making that's all that matters right! :Graucho

fear 11-03-2002 04:01 PM

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Graphics are my speciality...
Yeah............ right.

Sunshine McGillicutty 11-03-2002 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette
I guess it makes some people feel better and bigger to slam on some new guy! Hun, your work doesn't suck! Although this board is a great place to hang out some of the people here get off on being hurtful and think of themselves as being superior than everyone!
His work does suck, and he needs to know it. I don't go around frivolously insulting newbies, but this guys graphics are truly hideous.

If he was just doing it for himself, then I agree - do what you want to the best of your abilities and be happy with it. But he is trying to sell it, and no one in their right mind is going to pay 2 cents for a "design" like that.

Dunno:

There are lots of online graphics courses you can take in Fireworks, Photoshop and the like. You can get either program for free if you know where to look. Learn them, use them.

Here is something to do. Instead of getting angry at Amp, click on his button and take a look at a couple of his designs. Most guys who design AVS sites & galleries aren't as good as that, but quite a few - at least in my experience - are close. Thats your competition. When you can do something reasonably close to that at a decent price, come back.

DieselJean 11-03-2002 04:19 PM

Did you design this >> http://www.moviepost.com/


Because this looks a lot like it
http://www.indianadultmovie.com/main.html

Your quite the graphics creater, very original

:321GFY

SimonBalk 11-03-2002 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Idunnoreally
....
http://www.nudemuslimgirls.com
....

I guess that there isn't much content in this niche :)

quiet 11-03-2002 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diesel
Did you design this >> http://www.moviepost.com/


Because this looks a lot like it
http://www.indianadultmovie.com/main.html

Your quite the graphics creater, very original

:321GFY

lol. yes, you go hun. very nice.


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