I poured out my beer
 

And grabbed a big class of milk and a box of cookies.... what have I become? :helpme

Milk does the body good! :Graucho

Fat?

a statistic?

:smokin

Are you sick??? Man I have a Carona for you if you want.:winkwink:

A homosexual?

(not like there is anything wrong with that, you ass pirate)

You too Fletch

fag.

I want to drink, but all I have is schnapps, so I'm doing shots of vanilla, peppermint, and root beer schnapps. ugh!

:321GFY Fuck all you people who questioned my sexual preference because I needed a sugar fix. I am back in the mix drinking Gin and can party any of you under the table:glugglug

Mmmmmmm.... I could go for a Corona right about now. With a lime, of course.

You're on the calcium bus to strongbone city.

You poured out the beer? You literally poured out the beer? What the hell is wrong with you? Don't you know that's alcohal abuse? There are needy drunks all over the world that would kill for a beer right now and you are pouring out the beer. Chirst what are we going to do with you? Go have your milk and cookies. :ugone2far

Just curious....

Did you dunk the cookies in the milk? Or are you one of those conventional non dunkers?

liar