I need a better halloween costume
 

Talk me out of the chicken suit..

http://www.costumecraze.com/ANML02.html

seriously, I need one that will get me laid!

Have you ever thought of going as a Turdball, trust me it turns the ladies on especially if you got plenty of corn niblets.

This one is much better
http://www.costumecraze.com/ANML15.html

I just bought this one
http://www.costumecraze.com/ANML53.html

Instead of a chicken, go as an egg, then go around telling girls you need to get laid.