If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:
 

If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:

$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND... You would have $... 214.00 in cash.

So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

holy fuck

Interesting facts. A link would be appropriate.

buy cheaper beer ?

Miller light is the only one for me... in BOTTLES fuck that can shit.... I really should just start buying kegs and putting it somewhere between my couch and the computer

I'll drink to that :glugglug

LOL but I drink wine :( I wish I got $1.00 for every bottle ..

This ancient joke is just to fragile...

Does any other state besides California also pay a CRV tax, so thus when you return the cans you actually only get some of your damn money back anyways on the return. I think here it is 5 cents a can and they sure in the hell do not give back 5 cents a can at recycling facilities.

Now go look and see where you would be if you bought 1000.00 in say budweiser or Campbell's soup stock.

Stock prices a very low, so now is the time to buy:2 cents:

Err you can return an empty beer can/bottle for 21% of it's value?

No, but then again people wonder how we got in this financial mess.

Serious? It sounds smart, but do you predict a full recovery?

10% makes more sense

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lol my dad sent me that the other day, good stuff.

Seriously, how did they come up with that number! lol
WG

I had a joiner in my house last weekend hanging some new doors for me and he told me about a scheme his company ran for them. They each got $2000 worth of shares when the company was sold. The shares were in a bank in the UK doing good at that time. That same bank was bailed out by another last week and his shares are totally gone.

At one point the shares were worth $10,000 to them,

You mean to say that people don't understand why they can't make a mortgage payment on a 500K home working as the fry guy at McDonald's? COME ON! It's the American Dream! Now it's time to wake up :)

But if you were given the shares as a bonus for giving loans you could not back up or meet if called, knew the system was going to collapse because you're in the system and sold a couple of months ago you would be laughing all the way to the Bahamas.

Or a turd who sees his company is going to the wall and tries to squeeze $10 million in bonuses. We caught one of them and missed hundreds.

People are so quick to pass around these things without really thinking about it. Oh well. Here in canada $1044 bucks would get you 29, 24 pack cases (bottles) and you can return them at 10 cents a piece which would get you $69.60.

If you return a bottle of Imperial red full of urine, perhaps.

I've been doing that for years... :1orglaugh

Better to go to roulette whit money

i haven't drank cheap bear in mexico in a while but i remember it was pretty crazy back in the day. You could buy 6 beer and bring back the empties and they would give you 2 more

With 214.00 in cash we can buy more beer :banana

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Here in Sweden we do have ~20% recycling money back, but that doesn't really matter since they add those 20% when you buy it anyway. Always says like: $2+0,40 and shit on (bigger)soda cans etc. The small ones have about 10% recycle value.