Funny fact about kandah
 

First time I masturbated to completion was to a very pixelated picture I got from my friend who had printed on his ink color printer.

This was the picture

Tell me something funny about you :winkwink:

...I wish to hell I didn't have the image of a literal monkey-spank in my head.

The first time I got laid, her little brother was sitting in the livingroom watching Tiny Toons with the volume on about. 12.



How's that for a romantic song?

I was once almost shot by a neighbor, the bullet came through the wall and missed me by 3 inches.
Oh wait, that was you.
Oh wait, no it wasn't.

I have to give it to you dude, good memory!

Hilarious :1orglaugh

I posted a thread about getting a bullet through my apartment wall....

Wait.

That wasn't me.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=611604

Sorry... i just liked that thread. It's a good example of how many people can't / don't read before posting.

Fucker.
beat me to it.

I do agree that was a retarded post by me. :Oh crap :)

Come'on man... retarded post, maybe. Now the people who don't read before posting - priceless.

Can't help it, that was almost as priceless as spacedog's fight with the icq bot :1orglaugh

I just bumped it, let's see who replies this time :thumbsup

I missed that one, think u can link it??

That was a great laugh, nothing against spacedog though it can happen to anyone :1orglaugh