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chodadog 11-01-2002 11:18 PM

You pick up this working girl...
 
http://flickerfade.org/mindvomit/PQM...g%20Sample.mp3

You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hustles and scores, that's all i do, she says she says 10 bucks for head, 15 for half and half she says 3 hits a day at 35 per you say that's 7 tricks a day at least but she says sometimes i get lucky:
once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me. only time i ever came.

you figure you can save her.

you sell your color tv it keeps her off the streets a whole day
you hock your typewriter for one jolt
then your shotgun, your watch
a week later you say "listen, i'm a little short" but she says no scratch, no snatch.
you say look, it is better to give!
but she says "beat off, creep"

one night they spot you on the street in your skivvies, trying to sell your shoes
you tell them who you are but they nail you
then she happens by and she says "christ, you look fucked"
she says hang tough!
but you don't say anything
you just think,

what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me...

- Sample from PQM - You Are Sleeping (deephead mix)

Sly_RJ 11-01-2002 11:23 PM

So this is why you were asking me for money...

Jamdin 11-01-2002 11:32 PM

Or you can just go postal & kill her so you get all the anal sex you'll ever need in the Big House before they pull the switch...

chodadog 11-01-2002 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
So this is why you were asking me for money...
Dude, she really loves me. I just need some more work man :(


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