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BradM 10-07-2008 10:46 AM

"Obama shaved his beard, but he's still a terrorist."
 
I was in a small town called Bothell, WA this weekend during my road trip, and stopped at a local Applebees (I know I know, it's all I could find)

There was a party of 14 old people, in the range of 50-90 years old (family outing I guess). One woman explained she was a politics teacher at the local high school.

An older man said "I don't see how anyone can vote for Obama. He killed thousands of people. Just because he shaved his beard and sounds like he speaks perfect English now isn't enough for me to vote for him. McCain will go kill him for us and get justice."

The table all agreed completely, that Barack Obama was actually Osama bin Laden.

No, I am not joking. That's how stupid Americans can be.


PS. They said Foxnews has been an excellent source of election news.

StuartD 10-07-2008 10:49 AM

ok, that's really hilarious, frightening, sad and pathetic all rolled into one.

BradM 10-07-2008 10:50 AM

I wish to hell I was making that up. My wife dropped her jaw and yelped when she heard it going down.

We were both in shock.

Juicy D. Links 10-07-2008 10:51 AM

thatssssssssssss sadddddddddddddddddddd , McCain might win this election to to the fact majority of americans are idiots like the group u mentioned

nico-t 10-07-2008 10:57 AM

the elections of '04 already proved to me that the majority of americans are completely retarded.

brassmonkey 10-07-2008 10:58 AM

vote OBAMA '08

crockett 10-07-2008 11:09 AM

It just shows how dumb and ignorant people are.. I guess those are the small town values Palin keeps raving about.

DarkJedi 10-07-2008 11:14 AM

sounds like you've been trolled

J. Falcon 10-07-2008 11:17 AM

That can't be real.

Doctor Dre 10-07-2008 11:19 AM

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/cov...al_john_mccain

RP Fade 10-07-2008 11:45 AM

This is Washington, which is pretty liberal and democratic. Can you imagine what they think in the midwest?

theharvman 10-07-2008 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 14864746)

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PS. They said Foxnews has been an excellent source of election news.



THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL. HA HA :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sands 10-07-2008 11:56 AM

There is still some small fiber in my cynical body that is praying like hell that either you're joking around, or you mis-heard, or that a meteor from the sky nailed them on their way out of the restaurant.

JamesK 10-07-2008 11:59 AM

Sounds like they need a kick in the face to wake the fuck up.

tiger 10-07-2008 12:28 PM

Don't worry they are probably too stupid to find the voting booth.

CyberHustler 10-07-2008 12:31 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BradM 10-07-2008 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 14865153)
There is still some small fiber in my cynical body that is praying like hell that either you're joking around, or you mis-heard, or that a meteor from the sky nailed them on their way out of the restaurant.

None of the above. It really did happen as I said and they are probably going to live to (and vote until) 2030.

frostyimpressions 10-07-2008 12:56 PM

It's stories like that that make me realize that future generations are destined for the unfortunate world that's in the movie "Idiocracy". It's a hilarious movie, but it's scary and disturbing as hell because it seems like that's what this country is heading towards. :(

notoldschool 10-07-2008 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 14865168)
Sounds like they need a kick in the face to wake the fuck up.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

DaddyHalbucks 10-07-2008 12:57 PM

If millions of stupid people will vote FOR Obama for the wrong reasons --I guess there is some poetic justice in there being other stupid people who will vote AGAINST him for the wrong reasons.

However, if I had my choice, I would want all people to be educated and all people to realize that socialism and big government are inherently bad ideas.

seeandsee 10-07-2008 01:00 PM

Obama wins!

J. Falcon 10-07-2008 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14865395)
If millions of stupid people will vote FOR Obama for the wrong reasons --I guess there is some poetic justice in there being other stupid people who will vote AGAINST him for the wrong reasons.

However, if I had my choice, I would want all people to be educated and all people to realize that socialism and big government are inherently bad ideas.


Reaching new levels of stupidity every day, congrats :thumbsup

TubeTitans_SusieQ 10-07-2008 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 14864757)
ok, that's really hilarious, frightening, sad and pathetic all rolled into one.

yes agreed :helpme:(

BradM 10-07-2008 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frostyimpressions (Post 14865396)
It's stories like that that make me realize that future generations are destined for the unfortunate world that's in the movie "Idiocracy". It's a hilarious movie, but it's scary and disturbing as hell because it seems like that's what this country is heading towards. :(

That movie is my bible. It's here already and has been for years, hence Mike Judge finally making the movie. He saw it coming and sees every day how it takes more of a stranglehold on us.

alexchechs 10-07-2008 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 14864746)
An older man said "I don't see how anyone can vote for Obama. He killed thousands of people. Just because he shaved his beard and sounds like he speaks perfect English now isn't enough for me to vote for him. McCain will go kill him for us and get justice."

The table all agreed completely, that Barack Obama was actually Osama bin Laden.

No, I am not joking. That's how stupid Americans can be.


PS. They said Foxnews has been an excellent source of election news.

This is so sad to hear... but we all knew our country was dumb...well maybe not this dumb.

My wife is from Texas and we visit her grandfather often right in the middle every summer. You get a chance to hear about 10 of these type of remarks from people everyday... Costa Rica is looking pretty good to us right about now

BlackCrayon 10-07-2008 01:08 PM

If you are serious then "god" help us all. To think these are the kind of people teaching future generations.

saiyanknight87 10-07-2008 01:14 PM

i really don't see how some people are so ignorant and stupid the mere fact that some people consider sarah palins debate a win is stupid cause they're willing to accept in-experience as a qualification to hold control over this country i'm gonna consider moving to canada if mc cain wins.

frostyimpressions 10-07-2008 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 14865436)
That movie is my bible. It's here already and has been for years, hence Mike Judge finally making the movie. He saw it coming and sees every day how it takes more of a stranglehold on us.

YES! It kind of makes me realize that he was making fun of us all along after all these years.

StuartD 10-07-2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14865395)
all people to realize that socialism and big government are inherently bad ideas.

Here's to government spending almost a trillion dollars in buying up all the big money companies in the country :glugglug

GatorB 10-07-2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 14864746)
I was in a small town called Bothell, WA this weekend during my road trip, and stopped at a local Applebees (I know I know, it's all I could find)

There was a party of 14 old people, in the range of 50-90 years old (family outing I guess). One woman explained she was a politics teacher at the local high school.

An older man said "I don't see how anyone can vote for Obama. He killed thousands of people. Just because he shaved his beard and sounds like he speaks perfect English now isn't enough for me to vote for him. McCain will go kill him for us and get justice."

The table all agreed completely, that Barack Obama was actually Osama bin Laden.

No, I am not joking. That's how stupid Americans can be.


PS. They said Foxnews has been an excellent source of election news.

This is why I believe IQ tests should be MANDATORY in order to vote.

The Duck 10-07-2008 02:03 PM

WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID, its the same here.

cherrylula 10-07-2008 02:04 PM

yep, old people vote.

lots of Obama supporters won't even vote, but crazy old people will vote for Grandpa cause he is a crazy old American like they are.

Useless Warrior 10-07-2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 14864746)
No, I am not joking. That's how stupid Americans can be.

My father goes to a local convenient store most evenings to sip coffee and chat with some other local ne'er-do-wells. Due to the up-coming election, the topic of abortion came up. He said he was amazed as two older women discussed how horrible abortion is and why they are against it. "They wait until the baby is born and then they crush its skull!" He tried to explain that it's a relatively simple procedure that takes place very early in the pregnancy, but they were so stupid, and so convinced by what had passed as truth to them for so long, that he couldn't make them understand.

It's fucking amazing how stupid people are and how happy they are with their ignorance.

Drake 10-07-2008 02:08 PM

lol wow

.....

BradM 10-07-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 14865783)
My father goes to a local convenient store most evenings to sip coffee and chat with some other local ne'er-do-wells. Due to the up-coming election, the topic of abortion came up. He said he was amazed as two older women discussed how horrible abortion is and why they are against it. "They wait until the baby is born and then they crush its skull!" He tried to explain that it's a relatively simple procedure that takes place very early in the pregnancy, but they were so stupid, and so convinced by what had passed as truth to them for so long, that he couldn't make them understand.

It's fucking amazing how stupid people are and how happy they are with their ignorance.

Cheers to crushing baby skulls./

MaDalton 10-07-2008 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frostyimpressions (Post 14865396)
It's stories like that that make me realize that future generations are destined for the unfortunate world that's in the movie "Idiocracy". It's a hilarious movie, but it's scary and disturbing as hell because it seems like that's what this country is heading towards. :(

i tend to think the writer travelled back in time and it is actually a documentary :winkwink:

GatorB 10-07-2008 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 14865783)
My father goes to a local convenient store most evenings to sip coffee and chat with some other local ne'er-do-wells. Due to the up-coming election, the topic of abortion came up. He said he was amazed as two older women discussed how horrible abortion is and why they are against it. "They wait until the baby is born and then they crush its skull!" He tried to explain that it's a relatively simple procedure that takes place very early in the pregnancy, but they were so stupid, and so convinced by what had passed as truth to them for so long, that he couldn't make them understand.

It's fucking amazing how stupid people are and how happy they are with their ignorance.

Now here's the rub. A lot of these people would vote dem but they vote repub because of abortion. Now they been doing this since 1980( when the whole GOP anti-abortion combo really took off ) and so far there still is abortion despite the fact that republicans has been in the White House 20 of the last 28 years and they have nominated 7 of the 9 supreme court justices. So perhaps they need to find a different reason to vote because it seems the President has nothing to do with abortion either way. Nor should he.

ronaldo 10-07-2008 02:50 PM

My only question is, does the rest of 12clicks' family bear any resemblance?

arial 10-07-2008 02:55 PM

Was this lady there? http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/di....cfm/id/18872/

fuzzylogic 10-07-2008 03:52 PM

omg omg omg


remember, earth is only 6000 years old

Furious_Male 10-07-2008 04:22 PM

Sounds about right. Nothing surprises me anymore.

dav3 10-07-2008 04:22 PM

What's so hard to believe? There are a bunch of domestic terrorists in washington. :)

buzzy 10-07-2008 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14865395)
If millions of stupid people will vote FOR Obama for the wrong reasons --I guess there is some poetic justice in there being other stupid people who will vote AGAINST him for the wrong reasons.

However, if I had my choice, I would want all people to be educated and all people to realize that socialism and big government are inherently bad ideas.

Yeh dude and going to random stupid wars, illegally spying and funding terrorists are good ideas?

Obama is hardly socialist......you have no idea what socialism is.

Enemator 10-07-2008 05:20 PM

This smells like a bullshit story.

Manowar 10-07-2008 05:23 PM

humans and dinousaurs co-existing

Rochard 10-07-2008 07:31 PM

No wonder why we can't find him..... He's right in front of us!

BradM 10-07-2008 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Enemator (Post 14866658)
This smells like a bullshit story.

As I said smart-guy, I wish it was. I have a witness.

Iron Fist 10-07-2008 11:25 PM

That button is hilarious.... have no clue what it says, but laughed my ass off :)

http://www.bustbox.com/sigbanner.gif

SuckOnThis 10-07-2008 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14865395)
If millions of stupid people will vote FOR Obama for the wrong reasons --I guess there is some poetic justice in there being other stupid people who will vote AGAINST him for the wrong reasons.

However, if I had my choice, I would want all people to be educated and all people to realize that socialism and big government are inherently bad ideas.


Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14865395)
Bush will turn out to be the best president ever, just wait.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14865395)
When Bushs term ends I cant wait to say I told you so.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

papill0n 10-08-2008 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 14864936)
That can't be real.

:2 cents::2 cents:


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