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Nasty 10-06-2008 02:19 AM

Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops
 
In an elaborate robbery scheme that's one part The Thomas Crowne Affair and one part Pineapple Express, a crook robbed an armored truck outside a Bank of America branch in Monroe, Wash., by hiring decoys through Craigslist to deter authorities.

It gets better: He then escaped in a creek headed for the Skykomish River in an inner tube, and the cops are still looking for him. "A great amount of money" was taken, Monroe police said, but did not provide a dollar value.

It appears to have unfolded this way, according to a Seattle-based NBC affiliate: around 11:00 a.m. PDT on Tuesday, the robber, wearing a yellow vest, safety goggles, a blue shirt, and a respirator mask went over to a guard who was overseeing the unloading of cash to the bank from the truck. He sprayed the guard with pepper spray, grabbed his bag of money, and fled the scene.

But here's the hilarious twist. The robber had previously put out a Craigslist ad for road maintenance workers, promising wages of $28.50 per hour. Recruits were asked to wait near the Bank of America right around the time of the robbery--wearing yellow vests, safety goggles, a respirator mask, and preferably a blue shirt. At least a dozen of them showed up after responding to the Craigslist ad.

"I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," one of the unwitting decoys, named Mike, said to the NBC station. As it turns out, they were simply placed there to confuse cops who were looking for a guy wearing a virtually identical outfit.

Authorities eventually found the getaway inner tube (a getaway inner tube!) and suspect that accomplices may have picked up the robber in a boat. According to the NBC affiliate, police hope to track him down by figuring out who posted the Craigslist ad in the first place.

Craigslist founder Craig Newmark was not immediately available for comment.

http://news.cnet.com/bank-robber-hir...st-fools-cops/

kmanrox 10-06-2008 02:38 AM

that is what i like to call a bittersweet symphony

brassmonkey 10-06-2008 02:43 AM

did their homework make plans

reggiemassive 10-06-2008 02:47 AM

gotta admit it is clever

papill0n 10-06-2008 03:27 AM

Fuck me that is so clever it is crazy. However if it turns out the guy created his Craigslist account with his ISP then it's a certain Darwin award.

cherrylula 10-06-2008 03:38 AM

wow pretty good. :1orglaugh

JamesK 10-06-2008 04:00 AM

Hope he used proxies.

Klen 10-06-2008 04:22 AM

Damn this could be theme for movie.

Drake 10-06-2008 04:29 AM

Robbery is bad but damn that's funny

natas 10-06-2008 06:29 AM

lol nice

pornguy 10-06-2008 06:40 AM

Going to start to see a LOT more of that in the near future.

EscortBiz 10-06-2008 06:46 AM

the movie "Inside man" comes to mind

pimpdaddysammy 10-06-2008 07:57 AM

he got away... so i guess you could say the idea worked for him... who would of thought...

SmokeyTheBear 10-06-2008 08:03 AM

i saw one a few years ago that was pretty clever like that.

The guy had phoned old people , claiming to be a 911 supervisor. He said they were testing response times to various calls. He told the people they would be paid a cash reward if they called up on a certain date at a certain time and pretended like they needed 911, but they had to be realistic so they would get realistic re4sponse times.

So anyways the guy robs an armoured car and at the same time hundreds of people are calling in various fake crimes.

AllstarDarren 10-06-2008 08:17 AM

I can see all the new ads popping up in craigslist right now

JamesK 10-06-2008 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 14859499)
i saw one a few years ago that was pretty clever like that.

The guy had phoned old people , claiming to be a 911 supervisor. He said they were testing response times to various calls. He told the people they would be paid a cash reward if they called up on a certain date at a certain time and pretended like they needed 911, but they had to be realistic so they would get realistic re4sponse times.

So anyways the guy robs an armoured car and at the same time hundreds of people are calling in various fake crimes.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ethersync 10-06-2008 08:43 AM

Inspiring stuff ;)

Lonely immortal 10-06-2008 08:47 AM

Dam I left my lucky inner tube behind :helpme





:1orglaugh

foghead 10-06-2008 08:51 AM

Clever idea...the money should legally belong to him :) ..

Eric_ALSSCAN 10-06-2008 08:55 AM

lol awesome

Shap 10-06-2008 09:54 AM

awesome story. thanks for posting

JP-pornshooter 10-06-2008 09:57 AM

walks up and peppersprays an armed guard.. guy has balls and isnt there always two guards, one actually unloading the truck and the other on lookout?
sounds to me like he was lucky not to get shot...

fuzebox 10-06-2008 10:17 AM

:1orglaugh best story I've heard in a while.

pr0 10-06-2008 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foghead (Post 14859676)
Clever idea...the money should legally belong to him :) ..

I've always said "clever people don't need to rob banks because they're clever"

But in this case I'm sure the profilers realize this guy is 25-35 & an ex IT-professional with a 75k+ salary. Which is even harder for them to find right now. As that description makes up a bulk of the middle class :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

96ukssob 10-06-2008 10:30 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that is a pretty good plan

Doctor Dre 10-06-2008 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 14858829)
Fuck me that is so clever it is crazy. However if it turns out the guy created his Craigslist account with his ISP then it's a certain Darwin award.

He probably did it from a cybercafe or hacked wireless connexion ...

Penthouse Tony 10-06-2008 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 14859997)
walks up and peppersprays an armed guard.. guy has balls and isnt there always two guards, one actually unloading the truck and the other on lookout?
sounds to me like he was lucky not to get shot...

I was thinking the same thing. Taking out one guard with pepper spray shouldn't be all it takes.

BOSS1 10-06-2008 10:53 AM

great success

TubeTitans_SusieQ 10-06-2008 11:10 AM

wow thats funny

Bojangles 10-06-2008 11:28 AM

That's insane. Hahaha. Very clever.

mike-al 10-06-2008 11:29 AM

feel sorry for the victum of the open wireless hijack....

Z 10-06-2008 11:42 AM

Inside man...all the way

Bama 10-06-2008 11:51 AM

All I'm saying...

It wuzzent me!

Triple10Terry 10-06-2008 11:55 AM

That will definitely be in a movie. Gotta love the creativity

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 10-06-2008 01:31 PM

and people say you can't make money on craigslist these days!

Kudles 10-07-2008 11:21 AM

Pretty smart

woj 10-07-2008 11:48 AM

That's pretty smooth actually :thumbsup


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