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Mutt 10-04-2008 04:46 PM
Which farm animal(s) have you had sex with?
 
anonymous poll so no need to worry

StuartD 10-04-2008 04:46 PM
Uhmm..... interesting question.

msdriven79 10-04-2008 04:47 PM
sick shit

u-Bob 10-04-2008 04:48 PM
for free or...? :)

Rorschach 10-04-2008 04:53 PM
I prefer your typical domestic pets, cats, dogs etc - I just feel you have a closer and more romantic connection with those types of animals vs the more unfeeling farm animals. You can't beat holding a hot bitch's tail out of the way while you pile drive that sweet, hairy canine puss from the back.

Mutt 10-04-2008 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by msdriven79 (Post 14854648)
sick shit
no - electrocuting them and eating them is sick - making love to them is just 'odd'.

msdriven79 10-04-2008 05:04 PM
i cant believe how people can be so sick
all u sickos go and a fuck a cow hope it will shit on your dick

marketsmart 10-04-2008 05:06 PM
this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...

StuartD 10-04-2008 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by msdriven79 (Post 14854685)
i cant believe how people can be so sick
all u sickos go and a fuck a cow hope it will shit on your dick
Nice avatar.

msdriven79 10-04-2008 05:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 14854694)
Nice avatar.
haha yeah it says "saupimmel" which means "pigdick" but it's only fun and in no way animal sex related

Mutt 10-04-2008 05:14 PM
doh - somebody icq'ed me - i left donkey out :Oh crap

donkevlar 10-04-2008 05:58 PM
Not funny! Having sex with animals is despicable how could you even joke about such a thing?! I hope you get raped by an elephant with aids.










That said.







I fucked every animal on the farm once as a practical joke!

directfiesta 10-04-2008 06:00 PM
Why is Juicy not in the listed choices ????

Achmed's Wife Halimah 10-04-2008 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14854692)
this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

farkedup 10-04-2008 06:36 PM
where is the all of the above? Or are we talking about just this week? if so dammit I still need multi checkboxes...

rowan 10-04-2008 09:41 PM
My wife can be a bit of a cow at times...

Babaganoosh 10-04-2008 09:47 PM
It would be easier to name the ones I have NOT had sex with.

Owner 10-04-2008 09:48 PM
What if you were raped by one? ...:Oh crap

SexualDragon 10-05-2008 11:54 AM
all of the above

martinsc 10-05-2008 12:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14854692)
this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

VeriSexy 10-05-2008 01:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14854692)
this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...
You made me spit out my water lol

mrwilson 10-05-2008 01:39 PM
http://www.adpunch.org/images/freschello-pig_25.jpg

NaughtyVisions 10-05-2008 02:01 PM
This reminds me of a GWAR song...

Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here

I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and my animal,
Getting my dick bent

I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
One time I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal

But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you...
Animal!

I'm not willing to spend anymore time on this song...

That's one of those sing-along-around-the-campfire songs :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

rayadp05 10-05-2008 04:21 PM
When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on! :1orglaugh

Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls! :)

But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.

marketsmart 10-05-2008 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 14857451)
When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on! :1orglaugh

Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls! :)

But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.
and i thought i was fucked up...

you take the cake buster... :thumbsup

Rorschach 10-05-2008 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 14857451)
When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on! :1orglaugh
That's the beauty of the internet - that you can freely admit that you masturbated into a dead bird that your family later ate. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

vdewd 10-05-2008 05:00 PM
just a couple of pigs, tanya and patty.

StuartD 10-05-2008 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 14857451)
When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on! :1orglaugh

Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls! :)

But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.
Bookmarked for years later when people ask what the weirdest threads on GFY were. :thumbsup

JamesK 10-05-2008 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 14857451)
When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on! :1orglaugh

Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls! :)

But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mutt 10-05-2008 05:39 PM
new GFY motto

NO ANIMAL LEFT BEHIND!!!

Rorschach 10-05-2008 05:46 PM
Animals have needs too

http://club.telepolis.com/aidanxx/jan06/6j252/5.jpg

Scott McD 10-06-2008 07:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 14857451)
When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on! :1orglaugh

Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls! :)

But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.
WTF ?!?!??!?!? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JamesK 10-06-2008 09:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rorschach (Post 14857655)
That's one weird ass knob :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 10-06-2008 10:03 AM
thats damn nasty none for me id beat my meat till i go blind b4 i move on to animals

O MARINA 10-06-2008 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 14857451)
When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on! :1orglaugh

Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls! :)

But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.

holy shit, you have issues :1orglaugh




Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14854692)
this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...


marketsmart you are funniest man north of jew town Florida

gimo33 10-06-2008 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14854692)
this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 10-06-2008 10:20 AM
i hope u joking

kmanrox 10-06-2008 10:43 AM
i cant believe someone just posted some beasty here lololzzzzz

VicD 10-06-2008 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrwilson (Post 14857149)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeandsee 10-06-2008 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 14857451)
When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on! :1orglaugh

Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls! :)

But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.
Jesus, dinner was served :)

Kudles 10-07-2008 11:26 AM
None thank god

nikki99 10-07-2008 12:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rorschach (Post 14857655)
I WAS BANNED ONCE FOR POSTING HORSE PICS WHY NOW IS THIS OKAY?

Rochard 10-07-2008 01:02 PM
I've had a few hefers in my lifetime....


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