African markets crashing
 

Kenya, Somalia, Ethopia, they are all down.

Were they ever up?

Didn't know they had markets there.

Or do you mean their internet is down and they can't send out SPAM mails?

good maybe diamonds will go down now

every time chaos grips Africa....tons of those worthless diamonds flood the market

which is great news for everyone with a girlfriend/wife who is obsessed with those valueless "non-rare" stones

clay-hut mortgage crisis?

Jenkem futures and baby rape options are tanking!

Devastated traders jumping from the windows of their mud huts

Over and over again