Light Bulbs - Lame Friday Jokes
 

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to hold the bulb and twenty to drink beer until the room starts spinning.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. The hard part is getting them in.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Let's go ride bicycles!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That's not funny.

How many Russian leaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.

How many Mac users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well I see the icon for removing lightbulbs, and I see the icon for putting in the new lightbulb. But what the heck do I do with this bulb I'm holding in my hand?

How many PC users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change the lightbulb? Isn't it easier just to go out and buy a whole new system these days?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four; one to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and one to complain how much better it was in the old country/before the latest invasion.

How many French people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, German artillery is less accurate in the dark.

How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they wait for a squad of Marines to show up with flashlights and flashbangs.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.