Lame Ass Shit!
 

I want my hour and a half back.

I think they both may have succeeded in decreasing my intelligence with those performances.

Ugggggggh.

The United Stupid of America. Welcome.

i am still watching i had to pause it to take a piss and do some bumps

The paramedics are here now. Pulling the ink pens out of my eye sockets and ear holes. I just went nuts.

I heard Maverick one too many times and just flipped out and started jamming pens in my head.

Main Entry: 1mav·er·ick
Pronunciation: \ˈmav-rik, ˈma-və-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Samuel A. Maverick †1870 American pioneer who did not brand his calves
Date: 1867
1: an unbranded range animal ; especially : a motherless calf
2: an independent individual who does not go along with a group or party

I think the first definition is more fitting.

Didn't Maverick get Goose killed?

no he was just injured in the crash...he was vocationally retrained as a doctor and later died of a brain tumor