My 88 year odl grandma is a nutcase LOLOL...
 

So I give a call to grandma today, as been a while. She's all there and a damn tough irish women but sometimes I wonder if she's smoking something I should.

So I ask her how she was and she told me she had this weird dream where a greasy dirty mechanic to her somewhere with his truck and then cam into her...

"FUCK GRANNY I don't want to know about your wet dream!" is what I answered... And yes it freaked me out a bit :helpme

But now all I can do is laugh at the old lady and she's probably having a laugh as well knowing she freaked me out. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Stay close to your family, they're Gold!!!!

Are you a mechanic? Is that why you freaked?

Yeah you idiot I'm a mechanic that works from home behind his computer.

:321GFY

is she a hotten viken?

Not sure what it means but I'm sure even at 88 she could kick many GFY'ers ass. The Irish blood is running thick in her veins :pimp

So, you say, How do I know you ain't just another troll loser:1orglaugh:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY

He he, sounds like my grandma but it runs in the family :1orglaugh

LOL that is funny. My mom is 68 and is about to move into a retirement community. She has mixed emotions about it but is looking forward to it. The other day she tell me, "Maybe I'll find a nice old guy to be with." (my parents divorced when I was 5 and she never remarried) I said, "That could be nice." She then says, "I'm not sure I want a relationship, but I might just use him for sex."

It was pretty funny.

LMAO you joined GFY in 2008... You can't know :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Family is best :)

It's a nursing home.

That's so funny!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mine has the biggest Dunkin Donut napkin collection on the east coast.

Hahahahaha nice :thumbsup