I am now practicing witchcraft...
 

let me know if you would like me to put spells on anyone....

it's $10 if you just want them to get sick...

it's $75 if you want them to die...

It's a good thing Palin is protected from such attacks.

You are not a real witch until you curse your Father!
Step one = you shave his pubic hairs while he is a sleep.
Step two = you put his pubic hairs in a bowl and cum all over them.
Step three = you squeeze a tomato into the bowl and add 2 table spoons of vanilla and one pound of melted Government cheese and put the bowl into the microwave on high for 12 minutes and mix well.
Step four= you pour the contents of the bowl onto waxed paper and blow it dry with a hair dryer.

Step five = you put the contents into a paper bag and go to church have your Pastor bless it.

Final step = you take the contents out of the bag and stuff them up your Fathers ass before he wakes up.

What the fuck?!
WG

If that ain't a real curse then sue me.......

It will alter his mood = He will be pissed off and have a bad day:)

do you offer bulk discounts?

You could always send them dildos filled with snake venom:thumbsup

for you, i would do anything.... where have you and larry been?

and what happened to az sexy time? did you sell her to gypsy's?

i am up to step 4...

i will let you know how the rest goes...

when i am finished with that, i will put curse on you to grow tail...

I have a few people I wouldnt mind seeing vomit profusely for a week or 3!!!

Great! I always wanted a tail, as long as my dick don't turn gray and fall off, why do I care what else happens:winkwink:

I am here and I have cash on hand for many curses.

Maybe I should collaborate with my cyber cycler first.

CC- where are you?

lol @ CC

That wasn't much of a flow :1orglaugh

That's one hell of a spell. You should be charging for that type of information. Why would you let such information out?

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ssshhhh

i am pre occupied


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:1orglaugh

I do have a book of spells with over 200 spells, but I closed up shop after I was prosecuted for selling it to a drug dealer who cursed the judge who sentenced him to jail.:warning

have you sacrificed any chickens yet?

The only reason one should ever sacrifice a chicken is when a man is going to get married.

In a ceremony surrounded by 16 Asian Pygmies and 100 17 day old chickens are sacrificed in a manner indescribable for must to stomach. This is done by the future mother in law to ensure that the new Husband will be a complete Henpecked Husband........:disgust

You're encroaching onto my business, homeslice. You feeling strong? FUERTE!? I've got the voodo juice.

Ade due Dumbala, give me the power I beg of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

listen, there's no reason why we cant work together...

i have no problem referring my clients that are looking for zombie potions or stuffed racoon penises...

you can send me your clients as well... i sale strong spells...

Sorry pal I have the patent rights to witchcraft potions and stuffed raccoon penises:winkwink:

Ok, let's set a referral fee. How does 8% sound?

I get 92% of everything MarketSmart is into and that includes his mother and sister and yes even that Stank Hoe he is been doing lately:winkwink:

Sounds like a solid deal.. :thumbsup

Can you do any 'Serpent and the Rainbow' type stuff.... Im looking to lay low during the apocalypse and then come back to rule the world.

That's an easy one:thumbsup

To prepare yourself you must first blow three midget brothers all within 20 minutes of each other. Next you need to swab your throat with a used kotex pad from Barbara Bush and then anally satisfy yourself with the horn of a Unicorn for 7 days and then call me for further details in July 2020:winkwink: