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Killerelf 11-01-2002 04:06 AM

What I want to see in a porn movie.
 
I want to see this happen in a porno. Either on the internet or on video, it doesn't matter to me at all I just want to see it.

Here is the scene.

One man one woman. Both should be fairly attractive. After the man has ben fucking the woman for a little while he needs to getoff of her and go into the other room. Holding his dick in his hand he needs to start running. He will need lots of space to get up to speed. He will be running full speed towards the woman. then he needs to take a six foot leap. Flying in the air holding his dick with one hand his other arm flailing wildly. Then he needs to land penetrating the womans vagina......cut to his face and say something really stupid. not sure what he should say yet, he just needs to say something really stupid.

If anyone can perform this awesome stunt perfectly and show me the video I might be inclined to pay them. LOL don't break your pecker though. I dont need to see broken peckers.

Alky 11-01-2002 04:13 AM

what kind of kinky fucker are you?

SetTheWorldonFire 11-01-2002 04:22 AM

I don't even think Jackie Chan can pull this off

Undutchable 11-01-2002 04:29 AM

A new niche is born every day :1orglaugh

Killerelf 11-01-2002 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alky
what kind of kinky fucker are you?
I just want to see some more acrobatics in my porn. I figure maybee some flips and spins would be cool also.

What kinda kinky fucker am I? One hell of a kinky fucker.

funkmaster 11-01-2002 05:33 AM

".. not sure what he should say yet, he just needs to say something really stupid."

... how about: Want me to do that again ??

NoCarrier 11-01-2002 08:05 AM

"".. not sure what he should say yet, he just needs to say something really stupid."

- A hole in one, baby.

Then you see him make a thumbs up.

:thumbsup

dallas1 11-01-2002 08:12 AM

have you seen the one where the guy puts the bitch's head in the toilet.......and then flushes it.......funny funny funny.... but he should have slapped her then..

MichaelH 11-01-2002 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Killerelf
"".. not sure what he should say yet, he just needs to say something really stupid."

Did that hurt ?

redshift 11-01-2002 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Killerelf
I want to see this happen in a porno. Either on the internet or on video, it doesn't matter to me at all I just want to see it.

Here is the scene.

One man one woman. Both should be fairly attractive. After the man has ben fucking the woman for a little while he needs to getoff of her and go into the other room. Holding his dick in his hand he needs to start running. He will need lots of space to get up to speed. He will be running full speed towards the woman. then he needs to take a six foot leap. Flying in the air holding his dick with one hand his other arm flailing wildly. Then he needs to land penetrating the womans vagina......cut to his face and say something really stupid. not sure what he should say yet, he just needs to say something really stupid.

If anyone can perform this awesome stunt perfectly and show me the video I might be inclined to pay them. LOL don't break your pecker though. I dont need to see broken peckers.


Flying fuck fetish - I wonder Hmmmmmmmmm

Killerelf 11-01-2002 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichaelH


Did that hurt ?

it still hurts

EscortBiz 11-01-2002 12:26 PM

yup called american psycho

AbeFroman 11-01-2002 12:30 PM

stupid subhuman tricks


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