The Indian with one testicle
 

The Indian With One Testicle





There once was an Indian who had only one testicle



and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that



name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.





After years and years of torment, Onestone finally



cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone



again I will kill them!'





The word got around and nobody called



him that any more.





Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird



forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He



jumped up, g rabbed her and took her deep into



the forest where he made love to her all day and



all night. He made love to her all the next day,



until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.





The word got around that Onestone meant what



he promised he would do. Years went by and no



one dared call him by his given name until A woman



named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being



away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was



overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him



and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'





Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,





then he made love to her all day, made love to her all



night, made love to her all the next day, made love to



her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!









Why ???









OH, come on... take a guess !!!









Think about it !!!









You're going to love this !!!









Everyone knows...



You can't kill Two Birds



with OneStone !!!

I could see that one coming ;)

buck buck buck..