The funniest message I ever received on eBay.
 

I am selling an item on eBay.

I got this message from a buyer.

"If i pay u in increments of like 20 dollars a week this is because i live in ct and ill send u like 20 to 25 dollars a week is that ok"

The person wants to pay me in increments for the item and he somehow thinks I will go along with it becasue, he lives in Connecticut and I live in Massachusetts. Just cause, he lives a couple 100 miles from me means I should trust him on paying me weekly. What a fucked up logic that dude has. :1orglaugh

What a fucking idiot! :1orglaugh

Tell him you will do it but if he misses one payment the contract is null and void and he can only have the item once it's paid in full

tell him you'll fuck is his girlfriend/wife if he doesn't pay

It's probably, some 16 year old kid working at Wendy's. I am just going to ignore it.

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What an idiot!

Priceless. :)

what a furk

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Tell him you'll agree to that, but if he misses a payment you're going to break his legs.

2nd missed payment and you're going to curb him.

You just gotta make things clear. :2 cents:

You gotta give him for trying LOL ...