I didnt buy candy for the trick or treaters
 

Fuck the free loaders :ak47:

I stand out there and let them taste the candy for a few seconds for free. Then I tell them if they want to finish the candy they will have to pay 5 cents.

Oh shit.. I should have gone with the free trials this year.. would have converted better... I haven't made a sale yet tonight. :feels-hot

Fuck that. I run TONS of TGPs and movie posts with no ads AND I am giving away regular, full size candy bars tonight.

I send my kids out with my wife to get the candy and bring it back home 2 me!:glugglug

I didn't buy any candy coz halloween isn't usually celebrated here in OZ

so whaddaya know? a whole fucking herd of kids come to our door and I have nothing to give them... except cash

Little shits - if they wanna go trick or treating they can move to the US instead of emptying my piggy bank

that would be the 5-6 year olds?
Spend $5 for a bag of chocolate bars or something. I've been giving out candy the last few hours.

There's nothing like a nice bad of peas!
or other homemade candy

Just as I thought, no one came by tonight...

They must have figured it out last year. :thumbsup

I went through 5 bags of candy last night. Sat outside and passed it out until I ran out...Decided to pass beers out to the bigger kids...figured that would keep them from torching the house if I ran out of candy...did not get any complaints from them, however! Another uneventful halloween (no vandalism, no kids hit by cars).