I don't think I was meant to be a farmer.
 

If I ever stop working online, being a farmer is probably not going to be my choice of employment. I will need to find something a little more relaxing. Maybe a fly fisherman.

awesome news

someone took a hash brownie :winkwink::2 cents:

I wish, but actually working on a farm.

you'd make a good doorman at a college town bar....

been hanging out in the fields or something?

farming isn't that exciting, agreed. :1orglaugh

I love working on a farm, did it every summer in my teen years.

Keeps the soul and body strong ;-)

BD you think about running a doggie dude ranch.

I bet you'd be good at it.

You sure look like one

Maybe contemplating the reality in which we currently reside.

Being a farmer is not that bad. But I think you have to be born for that thing :1orglaugh

Well, I just got done splitting a cord of wood, and my buddy said I had the job if I wanted it, but his Polish worker works much cheaper than I.

Time for a beer.

I like to wear overalls, drive tractors and spit tabacky juice.

I have 42 years remaing to work.Damn.

When he was young youd not find him doing well in school,
His mind would turn unto the waters.
Always the focus of adolescent ridicule,
He has no time for farmers daughters.
Alienated from the clique society,
A lonely boy finds peace in fishing.
His mother says john this is not the way lifes supposed to be.
Dont you see the life that you are missing?
And he says...
When I grow up I want to be,
One of the harvesters of the sea.
I think before my days are done,
I want to be a fisherman.

Now years gone by we find man that rules the sea.
He sets out on a dark may morning .
To bring his catch back to this small community.
He doesnt see the danger dawning.
Four hours up, oh the ocean swelled and swelled,
The fog rolled in it started raining.
The starboard bow. oh my God were going down!
The do not hear his frantic mayday.
And he says
When I grow up I want to be,
One of the harvesters of the sea.
I think before my days are done,
I want to be a fisherman.
Ill live and die a fisherman.
Calling john the fisherman.

please dont bring that faggotry here ever again.... :2 cents:

I'll have you test my new hangover pills :)
Looks like you needed those last thursday :winkwink:

That's not news, why do you think we need to hear that you are a lazy bastard?

Stay in porn I doubt you could even get a janitorial position.....

That was leftovers. Good seeing you.

I was born and raised on a farm. Chickens, cows, trackers, plows and all.

Yee-haw!!!

will members of gfy get free fish frm u?

mmmmMMMMMMBBBOOOOoooyyy!!!!

The only sound where I am right now is the hum of my laptop's fan, the crackling of burning wood in the stove and the occasional apple falling from a tree +75 yards from me.

Now I know I wasn't meant to be a farmer.

You can hear an apple dopping from a tree 225 feet away?

Oh wait. LOL. Of course, DUH.. my bad. I forgot that a few years ago, your medicare qualified you for hearing aides, I mean listening devices.

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It is so quiet hear I could hear lizards fucking.

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Nice. :):)

So yeah, an apple falling at 2 AM can be heard at quite the distance.

Especially when you're laying in bed at night.
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i just love the machinery