just piss in the toilet and not at the dancefloor this time
 

so when i went in the club the bouncer said 'just piss in the toilet and not at the dancefloor this time', some chick said i was completely fucked up last time, and some peeps ive never seen before said 'nice to see you sober once in a while'. I cant remember any of this. Am I an alcoholic?

I hate when that happens

no pissing on the dance floor? is parking on the dance floor allowed?

You might or might not be an alcoholic. Seems like you just can't handle your booze

join the club bro.

There's nothing like the angry stare of someone you *think* you've never seen before, when you've actually severely offended then just a week before.

The "the nerve of you to show your face here again" stare.

I get that a lot.

yeah... those motherfuckers just dont know how to party. At least thats what i tell myself.

sounds like a serious problem

change the club