So a Tory rep phones our house this morning to ask...
 

"Can we count on you to vote for Stephen Harper in the upcoming federal election?"

To which I replied, "I'll vote for anybody who doesn't fucking wake me up at 8:10am after working all night to ask me retarded questions."

So...she apologizes. I accepted. Then I asked, "If Harper gets a majority vote this time around, will he be pro or anti porn?"

(long pause)

Then she says, "I'm sorry, I don't know his platform on that issue."

So I says, "That's too bad since I work in the porn industry and knowing I have his support would go a long way to putting my 'X' beside his name on the ballot."

Obviously she didn't have a response to this on her script - so she thanked me for my input and wished me a good day.

I imagine I was the topic in the Tory call centre for a while after.

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ha ha ha.. that's priceless...

can u tell the story again about the Jahova's or whoever that came to your door?

I keep getting emails from those fuckers asking for donations

hahaha...

hehe well done

That's awesome, I think I may do the same... it would be interesting to see if they come up with an answer by the time they get to me.