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Guys, when you're in a public bathroom and the dude next to you is checking you out.

09-27-2008, 06:36 AM

You're standing there at the urinal and the fag next to you is looking at your cock and you catch him. What do you do?

I always look him dead in the eye and ask him if he likes what he sees. Most of the time they don't answer. If they say yes, I tell them they can suck it for $1000. Only 2 have taken me up on that offer.

What do you do?
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09-27-2008, 06:39 AM

I usually just piss on their shoes
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09-27-2008, 06:39 AM

I'm so glad they have stalls in women's bathrooms.

The worst thing you have to deal with is hearing farting noises when a chick is in there dumping.

I'd never do that in a public bathroom, but some women apparently have no choice or don't mind.

Nothing worse than having to see the shitter after she is done. When I hear the sounds, I hurry as fast as I can to get the hell out of there.

The foulness would scar most men forever.
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09-27-2008, 06:40 AM

I suppose I should watch out for scat-loving dykes though. Hmmm.
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09-27-2008, 06:41 AM

Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

You're standing there at the urinal and the fag next to you is looking at your cock and you catch him. What do you do?

I always look him dead in the eye and ask him if he likes what he sees. Most of the time they don't answer. If they say yes, I tell them they can suck it for $1000. Only 2 have taken me up on that offer.

What do you do?

1000?? You must have a gold cock

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09-27-2008, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by cherrylula

I'm so glad they have stalls in women's bathrooms.

The worst thing you have to deal with is hearing farting noises when a chick is in there dumping.

I'd never do that in a public bathroom, but some women apparently have no choice or don't mind.

Nothing worse than having to see the shitter after she is done. When I hear the sounds, I hurry as fast as I can to get the hell out of there.

The foulness would scar most men forever.

lol you never have takin a dump in a mens bathroom its worse

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09-27-2008, 06:43 AM

I just piss, I don't care who looks.......It is stupid to look at or talk to anyone in a public bathroom. I hate using them and if I feel uncomfortable I use a stall.....
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09-27-2008, 06:43 AM

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09-27-2008, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by SexualDragon

1000?? You must have a gold cock

I'm a high dollar man whore. If someone wants my cock, they are going to pay a premium for it.
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09-27-2008, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

What do you do?

Leave and watch my ass on the way out...

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09-27-2008, 07:04 AM

I am pee shy, I can't pee when there are others in the bathroom. It just won't come out. I feel most comfortable when everyone is gone so I try to wait, but sometimes it's too crowded and you just gotta go and when you gotta go, you just go...

I am always afraid of peeing and other people hearing me pee and accidentally farting... sometimes it just comes out... if I do then I don't come out until after everyone is gone.
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09-27-2008, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by Eriic

I just piss, I don't care who looks.......It is stupid to look at or talk to anyone in a public bathroom.

Exactly. When I'm at a urinal, I'm not looking around like some cock-loving voyeur. I'm too busy pissing to pay attention to what other people are doing, nor do I care.

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09-27-2008, 09:00 AM

I just wink at him ...

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09-27-2008, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by bausch

I am pee shy, I can't pee when there are others in the bathroom. It just won't come out. I feel most comfortable when everyone is gone so I try to wait, but sometimes it's too crowded and you just gotta go and when you gotta go, you just go...

I am always afraid of peeing and other people hearing me pee and accidentally farting... sometimes it just comes out... if I do then I don't come out until after everyone is gone.

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09-27-2008, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by Lycanthrope

I usually just piss on their shoes

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09-27-2008, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by Spunky

I never would have suspected it

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09-27-2008, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by beemk

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09-27-2008, 09:41 AM

First of all, you can't stand too close because it makes you look like you're trying to hide and must have a tiny thing. Secondly, if someone looks at your junk, say WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY JUNK FOR, STUPID?! really very loudly. Third and last would be to not ever be ashamed of making a whole lot of noise when you piss if you're a man.

Me, I am not anywhere near as crude and disgusting as a normal man... For example I don't make loud fart noises or think shit is cool but I do like to piss loud like a channelled waterfall.
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09-27-2008, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by bausch

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