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Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 01:16 PM

What's In Your Jizz???
 
this is what:

The finished product contains approximately just 10% sperm. The rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL YOU WHINEY NON-SWALLOWIN BITCHES AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS!!! HE'S DOIN YOU A FAVOR :thumbsup

Ice 09-26-2008 01:19 PM

What time can I expect you for dinner? :winkwink:

rhon23 09-26-2008 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14812656)
this is what:

The finished product contains approximately just 10% sperm. The rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL YOU WHINEY NON-SWALLOWIN BITCHES AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS!!! HE'S DOIN YOU A FAVOR :thumbsup


you fucking rule!

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 14812663)
What time can I expect you for dinner? :winkwink:

Dinner?? Best breakfast in bed ever!!!

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14812673)
you fucking rule!

i know you do, but what do i???

TubeTitans_SusieQ 09-26-2008 01:25 PM

lmao good call!

Rorschach 09-26-2008 01:25 PM

I've often wondered whether excessive masturbation could cause hair loss or eye sight loss from nutrient deficiency.

Ice 09-26-2008 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14812681)
Dinner?? Best breakfast in bed ever!!!

Breakfast is on me then... errrrrr on you.... errrr you know what I mean :upsidedow

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach (Post 14812698)
I've often wondered whether excessive masturbation could cause hair loss or eye sight loss from nutrient deficiency.

interesting............

make sure you refuel just in case

rhon23 09-26-2008 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14812686)
i know you do, but what do i???

whatscha doing later sweet tits?

CaptainHowdy 09-26-2008 01:32 PM

I love you ...

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14812722)
whatscha doing later sweet tits?

ummmmmm...................you? just a guess :winkwink:

rhon23 09-26-2008 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14812736)
ummmmmm...................you? just a guess :winkwink:

topless pillow fights and making out. Great I get home around 5 call me

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14812742)
topless pillow fights and making out. Great I get home around 5 call me

live webcam riiiiiight? aw shit, we forgot to promote. knew we fucked up on something

rhon23 09-26-2008 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14812748)
live webcam riiiiiight? aw shit, we forgot to promote. knew we fucked up on something

damn you! I thought you were taking care of the details. Blondes.....

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14812753)
damn you! I thought you were taking care of the details. Blondes.....

dammit ho, i picked up the baby oil, blowpops, dildos, assorted nicely shaped vegtables, extacy, paddles, strap ons, and the swing. fuuuuuck, do i gotta do everything????

rhon23 09-26-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14812770)
dammit ho, i picked up the baby oil, blowpops, dildos, assorted nicely shaped vegtables, extacy, paddles, strap ons, and the swing. fuuuuuck, do i gotta do everything????

we call it master and servant

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14812776)
we call it master and servant

oh, my bad. what was i thinking? we'll just record and youtube later

Miguel T 09-26-2008 01:50 PM

Hehehehe, why do they complain so much?

A-Bomb 09-26-2008 01:53 PM

Damn I never knew that. I guess I should stop shitting in the girls mouths instead of jizzing! :Oh crap

Ice 09-26-2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14812776)
we call it master and servant


Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Bomb (Post 14812799)
Damn I never knew that. I guess I should stop shitting in the girls mouths instead of jizzing! :Oh crap

ya think?? how often do they come back for seconds? hehe

AaliyahLove 09-26-2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14812656)
this is what:

The finished product contains approximately just 10% sperm. The rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL YOU WHINEY NON-SWALLOWIN BITCHES AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS!!! HE'S DOIN YOU A FAVOR :thumbsup

The "sweet cum" diet..

Semen is, at best, an acquired taste. While some people profess to enjoy the flavor of spunk, most report it to be saline, bitter, or acrid, likening it to salty bleach. Because the taste is a big obstacle to having their partner swallow, many men wonder what they can do to make their cum taste better.
You Cum What You Eat
Like sweat, saliva, urine, and all of your body's other secretions and excretions, your ejaculate's smell and flavor are affected by what you consume. (Likewise, you may notice when you eat out your female partner, her pussy juice flavor is affected by her diet) . What goes in, comes out, literally. Ever notice how when you eat a meal with a lot of onions and garlic, the smell seems to ooze out of your pores the next day? It's in your semen as well, and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.
While there's no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body's output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.
Sweet As Pie
It will come as a disappointment to all you party people, but the surest way to nicer tasting splooge is clean living. Cut back on your vices - alcohol, cigarettes, drugs (except maybe for Viagra), and junk food. Word is that vegetarians, both men and women, taste better, so you may want to steer clear of red meat, fish, and dairy. Indulge in lots of fresh fruits and veggies, and drink lots of juice and water.
Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make you cum sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.
At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are, well, oniony. And vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter. Strongly spiced dishes, like curries, can also carry their flavors over into your cum. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too much. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet. But it's something to keep in mind: if you're planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the asparagus appetizer.
Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and remember that you'll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects.
Drink Up
Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though we can't make guarantees, it might make your cum taste better, and it's part of a balanced breakfast.
Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice
Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.

rhon23 09-26-2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14812782)
oh, my bad. what was i thinking? we'll just record and youtube later

perfect! This should make for a very interesting friday night

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AbsolutePorn (Post 14812787)
Hehehehe, why do they complain so much?

no idea my friend. girls always talk about it together and the vast majority don't swallow. when they ask why i like it, i just stare at them like they have 3 heads and say "why don't you like it??".

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 14812825)
Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice
Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.

WOW, bottoms up boys! Great info my Love

rhon23 09-26-2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14812855)
WOW, bottoms up boys! Great info my Love

a girl can dream right...

Big_D 09-26-2008 02:27 PM

i think im going to nap right now and dream about giving you your vitamins (O:

BardMan 09-26-2008 02:33 PM

um.... www.ratemyjizz.com for sale =)

Moe 09-26-2008 02:38 PM

You just made my day Julie :)

mikeyddddd 09-26-2008 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14812656)
What's In Your Jizz???


Sands 09-26-2008 02:44 PM

And remember, you can absorb nutrients through your rectum, so, yeah....

CosmicTang 09-26-2008 02:45 PM

I love you Julie.

thanks for the recipe Aaliyah!

sweetredhead 09-26-2008 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14812656)
this is what:

The finished product contains approximately just 10% sperm. The rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL YOU WHINEY NON-SWALLOWIN BITCHES AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS!!! HE'S DOIN YOU A FAVOR :thumbsup

Bottoms up Girls, Drink up! Yum, Yum, Yum

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Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 14812943)
i think im going to nap right now and dream about giving you your vitamins (O:

Wet dreams, don't let the bedbugs bite

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moe H (Post 14812983)
You just made my day Julie :)

i'll be here all week for your entertainment. shit, it's the end already!

JP-pornshooter 09-26-2008 04:54 PM

in other words.. GOOD STUFF

i heard folic acid is a big ingredient and to also to be a good supplement to take for various reasons but mostly to increase your pop volume.

Vegas Ken 09-26-2008 04:57 PM

Julie Rules... Enough said!

stickyfingerz 09-26-2008 04:57 PM

Dixie says she wants to help me feed you. Im not sure what that means... :upsidedow

Spunky 09-26-2008 05:34 PM

She doesn't believe me and spits it out

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14813509)
Dixie says she wants to help me feed you. Im not sure what that means... :upsidedow

never fear green grasshoppa, we will school you good and proper :winkwink:

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14813624)
She doesn't believe me and spits it out

cover her mouth, plug her nose and hold her down after you blow your wad in her mouth (pretty sure this will force her to swallow if she doesn't suffocate). she will learn to like it or you can NEXT her.

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 06:32 PM

let's kick this up a notch so you know how truly devoted i am to this cause. there is this guy, on this board we'll call him mohawk PP to protect his privacy, that has this amazing tasting cum. i mean fucking fantastic, out of this world tasting jizz that i think should be aptly named "nectar of the gods". has ruined me for any other, sorry sticky, dana, big d and my other fun loving posters. if not for the fact that i drained him dry, i would have loved to have him shoot it on toast and put a dash of cinnamon on top.

what should i name this masterpiece?:

candy on toast
cum on toast
cinnacum toast crunch (yes i stole that from the cereal)
toasty goodness

can't think of something witty, help me out

stickyfingerz 09-26-2008 06:39 PM

I have been told I taste like Twizzlers and champagne.. :winkwink:

rhon23 09-26-2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14813753)
let's kick this up a notch so you know how truly devoted i am to this cause. there is this guy, on this board we'll call him mohawk PP to protect his privacy, that has this amazing tasting cum. i mean fucking fantastic, out of this world tasting jizz that i think should be aptly named "nectar of the gods". has ruined me for any other, sorry sticky, dana, big d and my other fun loving posters. if not for the fact that i drained him dry, i would have loved to have him shoot it on toast and put a dash of cinnamon on top.

what should i name this masterpiece?:

candy on toast
cum on toast
cinnacum toast crunch (yes i stole that from the cereal)
toasty goodness

can't think of something witty, help me out

bad julie

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14813798)
bad julie

help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda

rhon23 09-26-2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14813817)
help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda

that song is my kryptonite

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14813867)
that song is my kryptonite

OMFG, ROFLMAO!!! i fucking got it on first read beeotch!!!! hell yes, i'm not half past crazy!




oh yeah, i picked up the GLOSTICKS for our freakshow later tonight :winkwink:

rhon23 09-26-2008 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14813876)
OMFG, ROFLMAO!!! i fucking got it on first read beeotch!!!! hell yes, i'm not half past crazy!




oh yeah, i picked up the GLOSTICKS for our freakshow later tonight :winkwink:

baby you are too good to me!

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14813907)
baby you are too good to me!

that is one mighty fine avatar you're rockin now gurl. i luv me that avatar










for reals, you're so stoked that Sean is in Amsterdam and will never see this thread. you wouldn't have heard the end of it today LMAO


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