I'm sick as a dog today. There is nothing worse. I need your help.
 

OK... maybe a big bareback mandingo dick up your ass while you are sick would be worse, but I feel pretty bad and icky today. I'm pretty sure there is an invisible vice on my head that is hell bent on popping my skull. My eyes feel like they are going to explode with so much pressure behind them. My body aches. My noes is pouring snot non-stop and I feel like I weigh 400lbs.

Can I get a hug and some warm milk?

Or...

Photos of natural titties always makes me feel better.

:helpme

I have Thai 2 girls coming over in a few hours to give me a 2 hour oil massage but both of them have small tits so they really won't cure my sickness. They can just massage my aching joints.

Hope you get better soon!

dude dont you fuck mad whores bare back?

and lady boys?

etc?

odds are this isnt the 1st headache, nor will it be the last

Not nude but they are natural. :winkwink:


http://lh4.ggpht.com/_P1hAGi7jWV4/R4...pinder+100.jpg

I'll pray for you

psychosomatic.

rid yourself of these worries that lead to sickness.

I feel a little bit better. Thank you.

Like bacteria and germs? I try man, I really try. Sometimes my bubble bursts on me when I walk around and it gets contaminated. :Oh crap

I get a good illness once a year it seems.

You didn't get the AIDS did you?

Didn't your momma ever tell you not to get any on you? See what happens?


SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!!

I do not fuck ladyboys nor do I fuck them bareback. I don't know, maybe I did and I don't remember. My brain isn't working so well today.

Whores... I've been known to slip.

I hate to dash your hopes but I don't have HIV.

hopefully you didn't have unprotected sex with a whore two weeks earlier.

I think that could cure anything:)

The Dude Abides


Dude... I'll be back in a few weeks and one of the first things I want to do is sit in front of that new big ass TV I'm hearing about and watch this movie.

Holy SHIT!! It's not Bird Flu is it?

Dude, your head is pounding and you're on GFY?

You're a trooper.



If I sneeze, I go take a nap and stay in bed for 2 days.

THAT is what I'm talking about. Great tits!!!!

I'm in bed RIGHT NOW waiting for my girls to get here.

Here you go dwb... I took this pic myself. :)

Too big? Too natural? :(

http://cjwrightxxx.com/tour/CJW_T_ReynaCruz/image1.jpg

Oh.. and for the record... SHE IS A MILKER!!!!

I sympathize with you DWB. I am sick also today. I get sick every time after I travel to a porn webmaster show when I get home. Breathing the recycled air on the airplanes and breathing cigarette smoke (it wasn't even that bad in ATL) and shaking hands with a lot of strangers always does it to me. I love going to shows but this is a pretty bad side effect. I lose productivity and have to cancel my shoots and I lose weight and muscle from sitting home Makes me really upset. I am taking the ZPAC (azithromyacin) for two days now and hopefully will be better in a couple of more days.

if you tell a massage therapist that you're sick they're not supposed to work on you. it will make it worse!! take a hot bath instead.

Cold myself too. Had sore throat after the Atlanta show, thought I could shake it, and it was just from the standard show throat (read into that what you will lol), but no dice runny nose, cough icky lung feeling. Bah. :(

You too. damn show colds. I had voice over work to do, which I had to give up on doing at least for a few days. Tried last night and voice gave out way too fast. :Oh crap

BWAHAHAHAHAH
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


You do realize he's in Thailand right now, right?
I'm sure a Thai "Massage" therapist is going to turn down $20.00 because the white man has a cold. She probably eats roaches and crickets on sticks, you think a cold is gonna affect her?

I win.

http://tokyotopless.com/model/Norika...rika.02.08.jpg

Niiiiice. Titties!!

Redshoe, were you under those heavy mammeries? Nice!

i REALLY like these two. :thumbsup

Glad to be of any help ...

exactly what i was going to say. don't get the massage today, you will feel worse when all the toxins are released into your system that is already fucked up. all real massage therapists will tell you this and not work on you. do the zpac, get some over the counters to release all the shit in your head, drink tons of water and sleep. you will feel better tomorrow.

One last thing, since you seem to enjoy real amateur porn check an kinky argentinean couple's blog: http://www.sofiynico.com.ar/ (You are familiar with spanish, uh?) ...

looks like you got some boobs on the thread : ) Feel better

Post a nude pic of that model in your avatar, and I'll see what I can do for ya.