i am chickenshit (little help)
 

Too scared to ask out the cute chinese girl in my class. If i don't get her, some other motherfucker will. She so nice.

I notice a redhead guy hanging around lately. :throwup :321GFY

God fucking damn, this dating shit is hard. i have no idea whether she'd be interested or not. She might already have a guy too, how could i ever know. Plus, she so nice... so i don't want to lose the friendship. complex, do you see?

My head is like a giant erect penis. It will explode soon, I'm sure.

The girl igirisujin is always flirting with me, but i'm not interested.

I think most guys here should agree when I say we're clueless in the dating game. How are we supposed to know when a female has interest?

tips welcome, virgin jokes welcome too.
wish i was in 4th grade again.

I am chickenshit.
... even though they say confidence is king. :(

She's Asian?
Ask her if she's heard of the BP4L Bukkake Buffet?

:1orglaugh



seriously though... :321GFY

here's what ya do.
I was the king in college in finding and hanging with the hot babes. And Im an ugly fuck. Back then I was even poor.

Be casual. Be yourself.
Ask her out. When I say this, I dont mean like some huge romantic dinner. Keep it simple. Do lunch.

Work it in first by studying with her. Or reviewing for a test with her. Its like you guys are training for a battle together.

After the test there will be a sence of relief that you guys accomplished it together. Tell her lets go get some lunch.

Take her to a simple place on campus. Somewhere where you can talk and get to know her. Dont seem to despirate in your conversation. This is key, never look despirate.

Prior to this, dont work her too hard. When you are studying, keep it at that. Wait till after the exam, and at this lunch you get to know her. And when you do this, be the one listening. Dont go off talking about yourself unless she asks. When she does dont be too opinionated, and try to be positive. No girl likes a bitch. Let her talk and listen. Support her views and be UNDERSTANDING of all her controversys.

After the lunch, you are now on a friends level of relationship.
This is the most important part. Once you are here at the friend level you can easily build on it from there.

The key is always to establish that friendship level first.

So there ya go.
If you think im full of shit, you can go fuckyourself, but like i said, im an ugly fuck, i was poor in college, yet I could pick and choose ANY girl in college I wanted.

I saw a hot babe my 3rd year in college and worked it like this, and she was a NBA cheerleader. I did this with a few more babes, then i saw one girl who i thought was the hottest in the entire fucking college. I told myself thats the type of gal id like to marry. And Guess what?? I did.

Confidence is the whole thing bro.

You can be ugly, fat, short, whatever.

But if you in your mind can get this confidence it will shine through. Im not talking cockyness, but confidence. This alone will get you what you want. Be a nice guy, and be confident. Its all you need.

Like i said im an ugly fuck and im short and im even getting fat, but if you have this spark, it wont matter.

MoJo.

damn boneprone, that is one fine post. ;)
cut and paste from attract women now? :thumbsup

never thought about studying together before.
sweetness.

she's always early for class. i've got into the habbit of going early so we can talk together, alone, without anyone hanging around. i should hope she doesn't figure me out... hhehhehh.

the part about "not talking about yourself". i can know i'm going to have to talk a little about myself, keeping the focus on her. but, you know, i don't want to be asking too many questions for the girl. how am i suppose to get around that? someone has to say something, i don't want to work it too hard, but we don't need to be sitting in silence for minutes on end.

the only bigger problem i can think of... is that we don't have any major exams until june 2003. damn. i'll try and work it out with the smaller practice tests, though.

please keep it coming.

sherbert, keep it simple ... take her to the pictures .. the good old popcorn trick still works !!

Yeah moments of silence arent good.
Most women are jabbermouths. You jsut have to find out how to get it out of them.

What ya do is before the lunch have some topics of conversation already planned. Write them down before hand if you have to.

Plan this out like a chess match if you have to.

Bring up topics, or issues, but have them already in your head.
And if she is the quiet type, think of some things you can talk about THAT will get HER talking too.

You want her to get out her opinions. And you want her to see you are a good listener. Agree with her on her issues even though people may disagree. She'll like that. Empathazie with her, and dont argue with her about anything..

Its a total stratgy. Think of this as a formula or a puzzle.

"If this happens, I do this. I plan to do this if this happens. I want to bring up this if she does this." YOu have to think like that and be confident alll at the same time.

Once you master this with the first gal it will come easier for the next.
Before you know it your mojo will be there and confidence will be born. You'll see this ability shining through in your college intervies, job interviews, work, whatever..

Its an artform you have to develop.
But you can do it. Its all in your head. So since you are still a rookie, no harm in planning a written game plan out first. About what you want to talk about and that kind of thing.

What ever it takes to give you that confdence bro

lol, the popcorn bucket trick is great on the dirty chicks ya jsut wanna fuck silly and be done with after a few weeks.

If you want something more, then do what I just told ya.

You can fuck the dirty whores on the side later when you get more confidence.

I do.

Nice :)

Dont you mean : She is so RICE ?

Dont ask her out to the movies yet.
Thats a bad stratgy move. First it seems too much like a date.
Keep it simple and informal first. Movies come later. Also a movie is the WORST first date one can do. You cant talk, you cant get to know her, all you do is just sit there.

Get to know her first. LUNCH...Do the movie thing later.

and yeah if she digs the famous popcorn bucket trick than you know shes the one!

Real men fuck on the first date!

Then again you're named after an ice-cream flavor...

after doing what boneporne said, the next logical step would be to get her drunk and seal the deal

WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!

Listen Sherbert, a chick knows if she's going to fuck you within 30 seconds of meeting you. THAT IS A FACT!

Trust me, she already knows if she would fuck you or not. You're best bet is to not play Boneprone's head games. Walk right up to her and ask if she wants to fuck. Plain and simple. Chicks dig a guy with balls.


If it's your first time meeting her... say, "hello" wait 30 seconds, and then ask if she wants to fuck.

don't want the dirty chicks. grew out of those in highschool a few years ago. looking for stability. not like using a lighter in the wind, dirtae girls, if you know what i mean.

but
boneprone, gold mine.

some stuff i've already thought about, but also lot of simple ideas that i never thought of. this works and i'll donate generously to bp4l.

anything else?

Hey BP, what if the girl doesn't take any classes with ya? Can't ask her to study with ya then.

Redshoe, you know damn well your method is only good AFTER we are married.

It doesnt work for a young school lad. Thats something he can do and try later.

eru, if the gal is fucking hot, and you know you want to work it, try somehow to find out what classes shes in.

Take an extra class. No biggie.

How to find out what classes she's taking?
On the first day of the new term, follow her to her classes. Add one of her classes to your schedule.

One where you think you can work it best and get some study time with her.

A class that has group projects, or a difficult class that requires some studying or a lab is best.

Lab type classes are the best. Better than lecture classes

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This is a personal favorite of my friends and I...... Buy this book, its like 6 bucks and its no bigger then a business card and its pretty funny... Pretend you are nervous (shouldnt be hard) start flipping throught he pages and pretend you found some line and ask her out....... Never really used this for anything more then cheap pickup lines and laughs, but it might work

Ah, the stalker technique! I love it!

if ya end up with her in the end, and months down the road you told her you used this stalker tactic to get her, she'll like it.

Makes her feel special.

Even if you didnt use this tactic, and you are with her months down the road, hell, tell her you did this and she'll love ya.

Just dont let her know about this despirate act before the 5-6 month period.

or she'll call the cops

dude, trust me.

If you are with a gal for a year, and if it worked out into a stable relationship, and you tell her the obstacles you had to go though to find your true love, you'll be sitting fine with her...
Real fine...

She'll probalby let you even go out with your guy friends again

nice edit ;)

ya gotta realize all guys are despirate.
Its the ones that do a good job hiding it, the ones smart about it and the ones who cover it with confidence that get the babe.

All guys are fucking despirate. You just have to work this right so it doesnt come off this way..

The ones who cant are the ones gals call dorks or scum.

Dont be one of them.

Be a man.

Where the fuck are the female GFYers at??
Why arent they giving you any advice.

They'll probably say im way off track, which I may be, but in college this method worked for me.

very true

I have no experience in dating. I'm with my (first) girlfriend since I was 15. And I'm proud of it, because she's fantastic :thumbsup

Boneprone 's .. Book to Booty the the long term way .


Sherbert,

Just walk up to her desk, whip out your TOOL and slap her in the face a few times!
And then go sit down at your desk and wait for some kind of action, her or the cops?
One way or the other you will get fucked!!:thumbsup

Speaking of confidence, Ive seen Joe E master this artform.

What a fucking pimp!

Hey Jer,

I fucked her.

This must be the smartest thing you have EVER said!

P/S Good looks add a lot....

not really.
The confidence is what gives you some of this good looks.

Its the way you are presented.

But yeah it doesnt help if you are ugly or just fucking dirty looking.

Using a condom ?

hey you.. shut up, and go back to pretend you have a 300K TGP to sell..... tranny

This has been the most helpfull thread I've read here

lots of good suggestions.

Like boneprone said, Lets hear some advice from the ladies on what works or not

:) :)

This thread is fucking amusing..:1orglaugh

It even gives me a (one-time) legit reason to join boneprone's
asskissing gang.. excellent posts man.. :thumbsup

"(need little help with women)"

hahaha, good edit.

keep that advice coming... ;)

LOL:1orglaugh

Dont dare follow her to a class

Girls pick up on that shit quickly, she'll know you're following her. Some of them like it but the possiblity of that is slim to none, you cant have her looking at you and going "He's creepy". Women are flighty as hell. You really just need to be yourself, which is fucking impossible because you're already spending all your time thinking about how you should go about getting the girl. What you should be doing instead is walking up to her and saying "What are you doing for the next 5 minutes?" And when she answers say "Fuck that lets go get a cup of coffee". Just ask her simple questions, stay off crap like what she does for a living - girls hate living resumes and shit like that, plus those questions are well known to just be fillers basically saying "I dont know what the fuck to say because I'm boring" Instead just drink the cup of coffee and relax, dont stare, dont smile or act like a dipshit, just hold a simple conversation about the class you cant stand...or something else she can relate to.

Also girls like competition. If you ask her what kind of music she listens to and she says she loves Lenny Kravits - Tell her that you think he's a drugged up fag who's never had an original idea in his life - but only if thats what you actually think. Dont say "Oh I dont really like him..." girls what to know what you REALLY think, not some dumbed down or lightened up version of it.

ass kissing gang?

YOu mean ass kicking I hope?

Have you yet to see the pics from the BP4L figjt night?

Why make it so complicated? Unless you're a boring computer nerd without any social skills what so ever you should be fine. Just be yourself, its the only way to go. A girl will see threw an act sooner or later.

digi, you fell for my act!

The force is strong in this one...

Doesn't igirisujin mean english person?

I laughed my ass off when I read this...

Boneprone man you need to do a radio show!

Bravo - lots of class and experience coming from your words ;)

Sherbert:

A great way to build confidence is start working out (lifting weights, etc) and focus on your posture, and overall mannerisms as well.

Another tip to all young guys is to LEARN HOW TO COOK!

You're right on track - there is nothing more for us to add!