I just did something so depraved I'm ashamed to tell you about it.
 

So I won't. But trust me, you would all either put me on your ignore list or start beating off right now. One or the other.

:helpme

why not do 20 questions..

i'll start

Did it involve a female human ?

So how young was he?

This is surprising. I guess its worse then a ladyboy shitting on the couch.

question 2: was he/she/it younger than 18 years?

You punished a ladyboy for shitting on your couch by making him tongue bath your dirty taint?

I think 4 or 5 of them were. But it's hard to tell these days on this side of the world. They all just blend in when you turn down the lights.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh bad boy

Not exactly but... I can confirm my dirty taint was tongued by several.

Is it cool if I beat off without you telling me what you did?

you shitting ladyboys have nothing on this guy now DWB

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=857179

damn DWB.. if it's something even YOU are ashamed of... :anon:eyecrazy

Nooooo. As much as I can appreciate looking at a fresh 17 year old Asian school girl, it ends with looking. Getting caught in Thailand with someone under the age of 18 as an American means you get deported and locked up for 30 years in the USA. It's some trade thing they have going with Thailand to curb pedos and allow Thailand to look like they are at least trying to make an effort.

It's always English or Germans who get caught with minors. Usually little boys under the age of 15. :helpme My old man used to say, there is nothing worse than a fag who likes little boys. It would scare me into not going to the public restroom alone. :1orglaugh

Just think of the most vile thing you could do with a group of Thai hookers and start jacking it.

Tell us.

If you manage to shock me, I'll give you $100.

i know, being german is not always a pleasant thing :helpme

Though my name is "Dirty" I've never really felt "Dirty" until tonight.

I've taken 2 hot showers and I can't seem to get the smell off my fingers. It reaks of... I don't know what it is, but it's like a mix of belly button fungus funk, dirty toe nail funk, dirty pussy that has white cream coming out of it and raw ass juice. That is the best way I can describe the stench. :Oh crap

How big was her cock?

There are some German dudes here who have these sex parties... one of them has this Thai wife who LOVES being shit on and eating shit, group sex, you name it. They all fuck her bareback, piss on her, shit all over her and then lock her in a cage for 2 or 3 days covered in poo. She used to have a site but it got taken down. Nasty stuff.

Big cocks or small girls with little arms... not sure what I was touching. It was dark,

question #3 did it involve feces, urine or blood ?

I find it hard to believe you could gross out this crowd. Seriously. :1orglaugh

Nine trannies, no cup?

lol - as long as she consents...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nice use of words. lol

was he/she/it still alive?

was some kind of non-human being involved?

did it involve human excrement?

did anyone need medical attention when you were done?

would it convert like crazy if you videotaped it and put it online?

is it something juicy would do?

did you plan it or did it "just happen"?

would you do it again if you had the chance?

would it get you out of jury duty if you told it to the judge?

can you say lemonparty?

At least you avoided arrest.

I think I'll wait until after dinner to read this thread. Don't want to spoil my appetite.

On the other hand, I may lose it afterwards.

So you got doubled by some thai trannys.

Probably.

Not sure what that means but I did help someone shove a Mango up another persons ass.

:1orglaugh That happens a few times a week. Nothing depraved about that.

i couldn't stop myself from entering. not sure why i like to scare myself. i'm "that" person that heads towards the noises in the dark instead of running away. so bring on the story that i will surely have nightmares about for many months to come, i'm ready.

I HAPPEN TO TO KNOW THAT YOU GOT A SUCK OFF, from you're mother's Hoover, so what do you want now?

was it as bad as that shit I had to edit that one time? With the pole, and the bleeding, and the puking and the crying?

god dammit DWB.. look at what you did to mikey..

he can talk. hope you're happy

where is the mango now?

just curious, and it might help with sorting this all out.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

when i read the mango part, i felt a bit ill

Was Kman involved?

that story about that german dudes wife wasn't that bad

Was Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King part of this?

http://www.southparkstudios.com/incl...480&quality=85

I am guessing you guys probably gave a thai ladboy an enema and then he squirted his shit all over you and you all pushed it back in his asshole and then pissed all over him and mixed the poop and shit together?

Thats why you probably couldnt get the smell out after showering.

Either that or you fingered his asshole and rubbed the ass funk all over your face and body from head to toe. ?

I think I don't even want to imagine what it was!

Four Thai hookers, as one, spread fecal matter all across the room. While the fifth and final hooker rode around the room on a goat. You cummed on everything/everyone involved. Then you all rolled around giggling at the lack of sexual laws your country has...

If it wasn't this, then don't worry about.

Also, a coke line off the goat's ass.

This thread is scaring me