Have you ever confused a fat woman with a pregnant one?
 

My wife did by accident at a party a few weeks back. They were chatting about kids, she mentioned that she had two, upon which my wife enquired as to when the third was due:Oh crap

They laughed it off, but for a moment it was sooooo embarassing...

Ever had something similar happen?

Nope, I let them tell me they are pregnant and don't assume otherwise.

Yep asked this younger chick (25 ish) a couple of years ago when she was due.

"I'M NOT PREGNANT ASSHOLE".

Thing is... her body was normal everywhere except her belly... she LOOKED pregnant... must be some serious beer belly or mal-nourished bloating.

Ah well.

i was in a mountain bike store in Anchorage Alaska looking at bikes a long time ago and there was a salesman helping this woman... she made some remark like "i'm not sure that i can ride it a lot right now" or something and the salesman never skipped a beat and just started babbling "yeah, it looks like you're due soon, what a great thing it is to be a mother, i can't wait to have kids blah blah blah"

he slowed his talking to a stop when the look on her face turned angry... then stopped and she said in a low, angry tone ... "i'm not pregnant"

i know its mean.. but i busted out laughing. the look on both their faces was priceless.. the salesman was so stunned he couldn't even pull it together to apologize.

funny how people can get so completely pissed about totally honest accidents where no harm was intended.

I don't assume something like that....

when I first gave birth, I had a big tummy for the first 2 months or so. And a friend's daughter, who's about 6 years old asked me when the baby was going to be born.

Yep, I wanted to spank her! Needless to say, my diet began that same night!

Nope, and I'd never ask that question.

yes i asked a friend wife if she was pregnant again (just a few weeks ago)...that was emberessing lol.

I asked my friends mom that once, not knowing that she was on some kind of medication for her thyroid or something. She was very nice about it but I felt like an asshole.

very wise tranza :-)

WHAT BABY!!?!?!?!?!
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I have learned over the years to just never fuckin say anything lol. One time i ran into a friend that i knew was pregnant for quite some time and I asked her when she was due. Her response was that she had the baby 3 weeks prior. Well i felt like a total jack ass lol. Just keep ur mouth shut lol

And this fucking wildcamcash banner almost made me not get this post done wtf.

I do it every chance I get.

yea i have had that happen before, its embarrassing, even more embarrassing when your sitting at a Waffle House late one night and have a sweater on your lap and the waitress pokes at it with a corner of a menu and asks when IM due.....

:1orglaugh oh man that made me laugh

When ever my wife was preggo I used to fuck with people all the time. Anytime they asked when she was due I would say huh? She isn't pregnant. Then just wait during the awkward silence. Once their face was good and flush with embarrassment I would say Im just kidding she is x # of months along and laugh.

Yup. With sexy results.

wow, that sounds brutal

mental note never to ask

LOL... who hasn't?? But.. why say anything to begin with?

Oh thats happened to me very very embarrassing

I worked with a girl for years that got asked that at least once a month. You think it might have been a motivator but wasnt. She used to get all mad and hurt when they would say that to her but thats where she carried all her weight. She spent years looking like she was 7 months along

I was at South Moon Under, and told the sales girl I knew congratulations.

She asked for what, and I started trying to back peddle. She didn't like me after that.

I really hesitant to ask such question. I hate getting bruised.

Yes I have

Pretty risky
 

Yes, sometimes it's really difficult to tell... especially in public transport when you don't know whether you should give up a seat. Because you might end up getting a slap.

hahaah happens all the time .. mostly I get slapped in the face . . but hey .. bitch I didnt like your fat ass anyways ! lol

yup secretary I knew chubby girl in her 20s everyone asked her she did NOT like that pretty funny though

I know better than to ask that question. Saw a friend do it once and the girl was super pissed at him. I wait for people to tell me first :)

Right after you have a baby..especially a big one..your stomach is still swollen to look like you are about 6 months preggo.

Being a woman and asking another woman when she is due because of her fat stomach is really embarrassing...did it a few times. Now I let others tell me.

I had a neighbor lady that was so fat.. she lived across from me for two years. She popped out two babies and you could never tell a difference in her body shape..totally creepy.

Nope never happened

I did it once when I was a little girl. I remember it distinctly. I was in the grocery store and upon seeing a woman I thought was pregnant (I was about 5 at the time) I proudly announced to my Mom that "look mommy she is going to have a baby!". Needless to say, I was overheard and my Mom had some explaining to do.

i had a fibroid tumor that grew to 10 pounds
i looked like i was 9 months
couldnt find a doctor to operate
took 2 years before i did
so i looked preggers for 2 years
and was asked regularly

oh hon you glow so
when is the baby due?

i wanted to cry

rule of thumb
even if her water breaks right in front of you
dont assume
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:1orglaugh ...

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

I did the opposite once.

- you should lay off on the snacks there, not doing you any good
- I'm pregnant!

dur dur dur

Ya I was pumping away and said I am about to cum. She acted all startled and yelled pull out! pull out!. I got confused and said but arnt you already knocked up? she then bucked really hard and about knocked me off her...

Fun times...

Another way to avoid stretch marks :Oh crap