This is NOT my FUCKING DAY!
 

Jesus what a shite.....I got married october 3rd and today I find
out I've lost my wedding ring already........as you would expect
I'm not used to wearing a ring.....I didn't take it off and just put
it somewhere.....it must have slipped off my finger.....it's really
fucking gone........(I told the wife already).

1.5 weeks ago I bought a golden labrador puppy and for the last
4 days the poor dog is sick really bad....I'm running back and
forth to the Vet......his disgestive system is being attacked by
some fucking virus.....he won't eat and if he does he can't digest.

Fucking shit.....motherfucking week this is.....

DynaMite :feels-hot

I hope things get better for you and your doggie bro. :thumbsup

I am sure your life will run smoother, especially if you believe it too.

Wishing you a happier time for you and your doggie too!:thumbsup

You see what getting married does to you, just think, you've been married only 1.5 weeks and look at the bullshit you're going through... your life will only get worse my friend.

Is this a new form of positive thinking ? lol


Good luck DynaSpain!

Maybe your dog ate the ring??

When we had a puppy growing up, it ate my Dad's wedding ring!!

I shit you not!

anyway, on a more cheerful note, i fucked your wife.

:1orglaugh

Practicing for kids already huh:winkwink:

Good luck with the doggie.

Thanks for the encouraging words....I feel better now....cough....cough...

Boneprone...I know she told me.....she got furious when you
wiped your dick off to our curtains.....those were a present from
her mother....:Graucho

Oh.....here's the dog...

http://www.dynamite.st/hond.jpg


DynaMite

That is one cute dog bro. But your wifey has man-hands.

hi Dyna,

KIM loves you too!

My wife hangs onto my ring so I won't lose it.
How'd the wife take losing it?

Man.
Im sad now. Thats the type of dog I want and my wife is scared of dogs.. Someday im gunna get that type of dog!!!!

Its my goal!

Well the wife took it not too bad....of course she was not cheering
but I think she kinda knows me.....I didn't lose the fucker on
purpose.....Tomorrow I will order a new one.....I still have the
receipt afterall I had the fucker only week and a half.....

Bone...Labradors are just adorable and probably the most friendly
dog men can get.......take the wife for a ride bring her to a place
that has puppies and put 1 in her arms....I'm quite sure she can't
resist....they are awesome......

DynaMite :thumbsup

I work in live electronics all the time. I put my ring
on a chain and wear it on my neck. Wife's got no probs
as long as I'm wearing it somewhere.

I have only had it on my finger for 10mins, during the
ceremony.

look in your wallet bro
you probably put it there last time you where out drinking

I'm a REAL married man.....I have NOT been out since I got
married......(1.5 week ago) :1orglaugh

DynaMite

The dog is OK. Sorry about your ring. I know the feeling. I want to get a dog to (a real one. No a cat sized one!), but my girlfriend want to have a cat :(

I don't want to have a cat around, so my girlfriend doesn't want a dog :feels-hot

Beautiful dog---I got a 1 half year black lab.

best friend you will ever have.

Ring is replacable and BTW so is your wife.

Been there last week m8! Good luck and all the best, i hope you're puppy gets better ...

All of your problems can be solved easily. It's clear that you're wearing briefs. Start wearing boxers, a lot less pain and stress.

uhh actually I am wearing boxers.......Bjorn Borg boxers....they
rock! Does this mean I need to switch to briefs? :eek7

DynaMite

Cool puppy man...Hope everything gets better for you :)






Mike...............

You're wearing Bjorn Borg boxers? Does your wife wear Martina Navratilova's thong? :eek7