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pornjudge 09-21-2008 08:15 PM

Guy gets electrocuted licking is laptop monitor WTF?
 
A man was found electrocuted beside is computer screen, the mother became suspicious of her sons death when she did not hear any moaning sounds coming from is bedroom for a few days. The mother told Blackburn Citizen that her son would be locked up in is bedroom for days sometimes however something was not right because she did not hear any noise from the bedroom for a few days.

She knocked and knocked & still no reply, she became anxious. The son would always lock is door, so she called a locksmith to unlock the door. When the door was finally opened, she found her son with his head lying on is keyboard & his face was covered in black & tongue was covered in blood. She also noticed porn images & videos on the son computer.

Autopsy revealed that he probably died from electrocution from licking is monitor screen.


Blackburn Citizen

http://www.blackburncitizen.co.uk/re...images/518662/By Nafeesa Shan »

dozey 09-21-2008 08:33 PM

Those little CCFL (cold cathode fluorescent lamp - the thing that lights up your screen) inverters are a tad scary... I can certainly imagine that happening if the unit failed.

I recall playing with a small inverter from and old scanner... the contacts would arc and burn little holes in my fingers with very little sensation. Thankfully I noticed the micro BBQ odour and desisted.

JamesK 09-21-2008 08:36 PM

Porn kills.

DBS.US 09-21-2008 08:39 PM

His tongue would not be covered in blood if he died of electrocution:2 cents:

sortie 09-21-2008 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge (Post 14785718)
A man was found electrocuted beside is computer screen, the mother became suspicious of her sons death when she did not hear any moaning sounds coming from is bedroom for a few days. The mother told Blackburn Citizen that her son would be locked up in is bedroom for days sometimes however something was not right because she did not hear any noise from the bedroom for a few days.

She knocked and knocked & still no reply, she became anxious. The son would always lock is door, so she called a locksmith to unlock the door. When the door was finally opened, she found her son with his head lying on is keyboard & his face was covered in black & tongue was covered in blood. She also noticed porn images & videos on the son computer.

Autopsy revealed that he probably died from electrocution from licking is monitor screen.


Blackburn Citizen

http://www.blackburncitizen.co.uk/re...images/518662/By Nafeesa Shan »

Why do we need the pic of the lady?

Aussie Rebel 09-21-2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 14785758)
His tongue would not be covered in blood if he died of electrocution:2 cents:

Thats what I was thinking

dozey 09-21-2008 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 14785758)
His tongue would not be covered in blood if he died of electrocution:2 cents:


AC current causes tetany, he may have bitten his tongue.

http://magazine.fandm.edu/autumn05/images/csi.jpg

Spunky 09-21-2008 08:55 PM

I hope he came before he died,lol what a way to go

L-Pink 09-21-2008 08:55 PM

Gfycsi ....

skallar 09-21-2008 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge (Post 14785718)
A man was found electrocuted beside is computer screen, the mother became suspicious of her sons death when she did not hear any moaning sounds coming from is bedroom for a few days. The mother told Blackburn Citizen that her son would be locked up in is bedroom for days sometimes however something was not right because she did not hear any noise from the bedroom for a few days.

She knocked and knocked & still no reply, she became anxious. The son would always lock is door, so she called a locksmith to unlock the door. When the door was finally opened, she found her son with his head lying on is keyboard & his face was covered in black & tongue was covered in blood. She also noticed porn images & videos on the son computer.

Autopsy revealed that he probably died from electrocution from licking is monitor screen.

Let's get this straight.

Computer, tongue, electrocution, functioning monitor post electrocution to view the porn?

Bullshit.

skallar 09-21-2008 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 14785768)
Why do we need the pic of the lady?

So people can jack to her lies.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 09-21-2008 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 14785768)
Why do we need the pic of the lady?

fer masturbatory purposes

SBJ 09-21-2008 09:12 PM

so who's pornsite was he looking at and do you think the mother will try to sue the porn site for not putting the needed warnings that licking your monitor might not be safe? :1orglaugh

dozey 09-21-2008 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skallar (Post 14785801)
Let's get this straight.

Computer, tongue, electrocution, functioning monitor post electrocution to view the porn?

Bullshit.

Yes and no.

Facial burns would be consistent with HV from the inverter, however the burn process would have taken a while (with the inverter still functioning). Taking that into consideration along with the poor conductivity of human skin / flesh, I think it is still quite plausible.

The backlight probably wouldn't have illuminated whilst the guy's head was a part of the circuit, but afterwards it may well have flicked back on.


I'm talking about an LCD monitor incidently, a CRT would be many times worse in a similar occurence.

- Jesus Christ - 09-21-2008 09:20 PM

bullshit

pornjudge 09-21-2008 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi (Post 14785819)
so who's pornsite was he looking at and do you think the mother will try to sue the porn site for not putting the needed warnings that licking your monitor might not be safe? :1orglaugh

That pussy is was licking on the monitor must of been a good one;)

johnuno11 09-21-2008 09:53 PM

This story is a pile of bullshit!!!

bausch 09-21-2008 10:02 PM

Since this topic is about lcd monitors, I have a question. I have a Samsung monitor and my cord doesn't work anymore, I tried like 4 different cords (talking about the cord that goes into the monitor from the pc) and none of them fit PROPERLY into the monitor....

You know how they have two screws in the end? Both of them won't completely go in the monitor end so it keeps falling out... is this dangerous, can i get electrocuted or something? it keeps falling out and i keep placing them back... i tried every different cords and none of them work and i dont think samsung sells the specific cord separately for my model...

how come both of the screw things won't screw in?? it keeps falling out and i have to put it back in all the time.... does anyone know what i am talking about?

The part that keeps falling out is the part that goes in the monitor, not the pc..... how come both the screw things wont go in?

pornjudge 09-21-2008 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 14785881)
Since this topic is about lcd monitors, I have a question. I have a Samsung monitor and my cord doesn't work anymore, I tried like 4 different cords (talking about the cord that goes into the monitor from the pc) and none of them fit PROPERLY into the monitor....

You know how they have two screws in the end? Both of them won't completely go in the monitor end so it keeps falling out... is this dangerous, can i get electrocuted or something? it keeps falling out and i keep placing them back... i tried every different cords and none of them work and i dont think samsung sells the specific cord separately for my model...

how come both of the screw things won't screw in?? it keeps falling out and i have to put it back in all the time.... does anyone know what i am talking about?

The part that keeps falling out is the part that goes in the monitor, not the pc..... how come both the screw things wont go in?

You should be fine until you start licking that monitor of yours.

Spunky 09-21-2008 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 14785881)
Since this topic is about lcd monitors, I have a question. I have a Samsung monitor and my cord doesn't work anymore, I tried like 4 different cords (talking about the cord that goes into the monitor from the pc) and none of them fit PROPERLY into the monitor....

You know how they have two screws in the end? Both of them won't completely go in the monitor end so it keeps falling out... is this dangerous, can i get electrocuted or something? it keeps falling out and i keep placing them back... i tried every different cords and none of them work and i dont think samsung sells the specific cord separately for my model...

how come both of the screw things won't screw in?? it keeps falling out and i have to put it back in all the time.... does anyone know what i am talking about?

The part that keeps falling out is the part that goes in the monitor, not the pc..... how come both the screw things wont go in?

The manufacturer doesn't offer replacement parts or a dealer list?

BusterBunny 09-21-2008 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi (Post 14785819)
so who's pornsite was he looking at and do you think the mother will try to sue the porn site for not putting the needed warnings that licking your monitor might not be safe? :1orglaugh

i was awarded 3.2 million for burning my dick in a mcdonalds double cheeseburger without warning lables...i'm pretty sure she has a winnable case:2 cents:

pornjudge 09-21-2008 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 14785900)
i was awarded 3.2 million for burning my dick in a mcdonalds double cheeseburger without warning lables...i'm pretty sure she has a winnable case:2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bausch 09-21-2008 10:57 PM

so is it also dangerous to clean your lcd monitor with a cloth and lcd cleaning solution? Cause if its possible to be electrocuted through licking then it would also be possible to be electrocuted if the cloth is damp/wet with cleaning solution? Does anyone know?

Bojangles 09-21-2008 11:18 PM

Uhh. Wow.

96ukssob 09-21-2008 11:24 PM

ahh what? he probably died becuase he locked his ass in his room and starved himself to death after going into a coma from masturbating 87 times in a row

CyberHustler 09-21-2008 11:42 PM

I'm going to try this...

dozey 09-21-2008 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 14785956)
so is it also dangerous to clean your lcd monitor with a cloth and lcd cleaning solution? Cause if its possible to be electrocuted through licking then it would also be possible to be electrocuted if the cloth is damp/wet with cleaning solution? Does anyone know?

Safe, unless you pull some seriously asinine antics e.g., watering the monitor. Common sense applies.

Assuming the article is real, that guy's monitor would have been faulty and dangerous to begin with. It's a fluke fatality.

mrwilson 09-22-2008 12:05 AM

man why lick a screen anyway, wtf was wrong with him :|

Antonio 09-22-2008 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnuno11 (Post 14785861)
This story is a pile of bullshit!!!

you're gonna get rich from referrals:

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