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Loki 09-21-2008 01:09 AM

My First Furniture Overhaul.... (PICS!!!)
 
So, I've been looking for a new hobby, not that I have a whole lot of freetime :1orglaugh but none the less I wanted to find a hobby,

I just moved into a new house and the whole damn thing is WHITE :helpme So I figured I'd take the ugly ass table and chairs from the diningroom and redo them...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table01.jpg
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table02.jpg

So, I took the seats off the chairs...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table03.jpg

And gave them a coat of paint (Spray paint 1 can per chair)
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table04.jpg

The spray paint was cheap ass shit and the chairs looked they sat through a fire instead of being black :1orglaugh

So I went out and got a few cans of some nice high gloss acrylic black paint, and attacked the table...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table05.jpg

Originally I was just going to make the bars and legs black but I got a bit carried away
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table06.jpg

After I re-painted all the chairs it was time to bring them inside to reupholster all the chair seats.
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table07.jpg

They looked pretty damn good if I do say so myself
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table08.jpg

Put everything where it needed to go, added some shit to the window area and viola'
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table09.jpg

http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table10.jpg

I went overboard with the 2nd coat of paint on the tabletop so it bubbled up in spots, so I decided to cover up the bulk of the "scaring" with some leftover seat cover material...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table11.jpg

All in all I think my first attempt looks damn good :pimp AND I only 'lost' one chair in the process, (Bars broke off, and either need to be replaced or find a new chair.)

http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table12.jpg

What do you think?

And feel free to flame, BUT be original and don't just call me a "Queer Eye" lol

-Loki-

Intrinsic 09-21-2008 01:15 AM

a for effort but not my choice of color

aico 09-21-2008 01:16 AM

wouldn't it have been easier to paint the walls?

Loki 09-21-2008 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 14783820)
wouldn't it have been easier to paint the walls?

Deff, however I really HATED the original look of the table and chairs lol,

My last step in the kitchen is to replace the current countertop with black marble I'm going for that "ScarFace" look :pimp

-Loki-

xenigo 09-21-2008 01:23 AM

Ghetto :thumbsup Reminds me of something my dad might do. :1orglaugh

I'd replace that flooring if I were you, too. Put in some locking wood floors. We put this in a room in my parents house recently and it rocks.

Here's the idea:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevboy/...7606506358820/

budz 09-21-2008 01:26 AM

Queer eye for the puppet guy

lol, better than I could have done ;)

budz 09-21-2008 01:27 AM

btw, this LokiPorn is a unique niche ;p

Loki 09-21-2008 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 14783828)
Ghetto :thumbsup Reminds me of something my dad might do. :1orglaugh

I'd replace that flooring if I were you, too. Put in some locking wood floors. We put this in a room in my parents house recently and it rocks.

Here's the idea:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevboy/...7606506358820/

That is indeed tight, however if I do get to redo the floor (I need to there are a few dents and tears from past tennents) I want to go with some sort of black flooring, keeping with my ScarFace theme.
http://www.opgamez.net/media/screens...e-TECHNiC1.jpg

-Loki-

XXXMovie4M 09-21-2008 01:28 AM

your dining room set is the least of your worries!

Loki 09-21-2008 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budz (Post 14783831)
Queer eye for the puppet guy

lol, better than I could have done ;)

No shit the entire time I was doing this I kept thinking.... is this possible?? Can I pull this off and still be considered 100% straight:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

All jokes aside, I really enjoyed the whole process, and I think I might keep doing it, maybe refinish my old ass dresser next month.

Quote:

Originally Posted by budz
btw, this LokiPorn is a unique niche ;p

:pimp Thanks bro, check out the newest package on the IMAGES section, I'll be making a big announce on that Monday.

-Loki-

xenigo 09-21-2008 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 14783835)
That is indeed tight, however if I do get to redo the floor (I need to there are a few dents and tears from past tennents) I want to go with some sort of black flooring, keeping with my ScarFace theme.
http://www.opgamez.net/media/screens...e-TECHNiC1.jpg

-Loki-

If you don't own the property I wouldn't even think about it then. But you should definitely buy a casa of your own and then you can have at it with the upgrades.

Loki 09-21-2008 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XXXMovie4M (Post 14783836)
your dining room set is the least of your worries!

Ummmm ok, care to elaborate?

-Loki-

Loki 09-21-2008 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 14783844)
If you don't own the property I wouldn't even think about it then. But you should definitely buy a casa of your own and then you can have at it with the upgrades.

Yeah just renting right now, but I do have an option to buy if I'm interested, I'm waiting to see how the winter goes here before I make my mind up about buying it or not.

The place is nice, about 2400 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, nice yard, back deck, 2 car garage, and a full bacement, tucked in the woods of a cul-da-sac(sic)

-Loki-

aico 09-21-2008 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 14783845)
Ummmm ok, care to elaborate?

-Loki-

You want to be like a fictitious character from a movie, basically you're trying to be something that isn't real.

Loki 09-21-2008 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 14783848)
You want to be like a fictitious character from a movie, basically you're trying to be something that isn't real.

:1orglaugh:error:error No, just a huge fan of the color scheme and decor of the house in that movie, Red, Black and White are my three fav colors.

-Loki-

Loki 09-21-2008 01:42 AM

Oh not too mention I'd never want that huge globe statue/fountain inside my house lol.

I used to have allot of "odd" ideas for hose decor,

Wanted one room wall to wall fishtanks (Wall sized Tanks) the floor would be sandy carpet with bean bag chairs, ceiling would have 2 big skylights covered in blue celafane to make it look like you were underwater looking up.

Another room would have a wrap around forest mural covering all four walls, the carpet would be green shag, bean bag chairs and a hammock tied between two fabricated trees in the room, two big skylights.

What can I say I was a huge pothead years ago lol

-Loki-

WWC 09-21-2008 01:57 AM

sexy :-)

GigoloShawn 09-21-2008 02:00 AM

I'd chance saying you should have made a valance for those tacky blinds instead of putting it down as a cushion. The black actually came through pretty good, and you can likely buff out the 'bubbles' with some fine grain sandpaper. :thumbsup

GigoloShawn 09-21-2008 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 14783855)
Another room would have a wrap around forest mural covering all four walls, the carpet would be green shag, bean bag chairs and a hammock tied between two fabricated trees in the room, two big skylights

Back in gradeschool, a friend's parents did this to their living room, but they used some rather tacky 'full-sized' wallpaper, but the green shag and bean bags (no fake trees or hammock). It looked absolutely awful.

Loki 09-21-2008 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GigoloShawn (Post 14783865)
I'd chance saying you should have made a valance for those tacky blinds instead of putting it down as a cushion. The black actually came through pretty good, and you can likely buff out the 'bubbles' with some fine grain sandpaper. :thumbsup

I actually did both, in case you missed it above:
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table09.jpg

I'm looking for something better then those ugly ass blinds, I might go with some full length curtains I'm just cemented on anything there just yet.

-Loki-

Loki 09-21-2008 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GigoloShawn (Post 14783866)
Back in gradeschool, a friend's parents did this to their living room, but they used some rather tacky 'full-sized' wallpaper, but the green shag and bean bags (no fake trees or hammock). It looked absolutely awful.

That sounds like a nightmare lol, but I GOTTA ask, did they have an "orange" kitchen? I remember the ugliest fucking orange countertop that damn near half my block had when I was younger.

-Loki-

clubvin 09-21-2008 02:11 AM

wow! the furniture looks new, it doesnt look as if you have overhauled them

GigoloShawn 09-21-2008 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 14783871)
I actually did both, in case you missed it above:
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table09.jpg

I'm looking for something better then those ugly ass blinds, I might go with some full length curtains I'm just cemented on anything there just yet.

-Loki-

Hah. This picture tripped a broken rule in my adblock that I thought I turned off.. no clue why I blocked *le09.jpg, anymore. If you had enough fabric, I might have suggested something more like this:

http://www.islandblindssa.com/produc...ance-large.jpg

The way you did it reminds me of the dingleballs in Cheech's car. :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 14783873)
That sounds like a nightmare lol, but I GOTTA ask, did they have an "orange" kitchen? I remember the ugliest fucking orange countertop that damn near half my block had when I was younger.

-Loki-

Nope. They did have an ugly harvest gold oven and an avacado green fridge, though. That counter would have been right at home.

Loki 09-21-2008 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GigoloShawn (Post 14783878)
Hah. This picture tripped a broken rule in my adblock that I thought I turned off.. no clue why I blocked *le09.jpg, anymore. If you had enough fabric, I might have suggested something more like this:

http://www.islandblindssa.com/produc...ance-large.jpg

The way you did it reminds me of the dingleballs in Cheech's car. :1orglaugh

THAT'S the style I used in my livingroom, I tried them in those kitchen windows but they looked very out of place...

That bottom portion sits about 3 feet or so off the ground.

-Loki-

Dejan 09-21-2008 02:20 AM

Pimp looking room :)

PurrrsianPussyKat 09-21-2008 08:47 AM

Those curtains are tragic.

fusionx 09-21-2008 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 14783849)
... I'm waiting to see how the winter goes here before I make my mind up about buying it or not....
-Loki-

Michigan?

Dude - yer gonna freeze!

Useless Warrior 09-21-2008 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 14783849)
The place is nice, about 2400 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, nice yard, back deck, 2 car garage, and a full bacement, tucked in the woods of a cul-da-sac(sic)

-Loki-

2400 sf and you have $50 Wal-Mart dining set in an eat-in kitchen that looks like it belongs in a 900 sf ghetto apartment? Nice! :thumbsup

If you're tucked in the woods, just toss those shitty mini-blinds. The birds and squirrels won't care if you're naked in your kitchen.

TRe$yNFuL 09-21-2008 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 14784310)
2400 sf and you have $50 Wal-Mart dining set in an eat-in kitchen that looks like it belongs in a 900 sf ghetto apartment? Nice! :thumbsup

If you're tucked in the woods, just toss those shitty mini-blinds. The birds and squirrels won't care if you're naked in your kitchen.

Hahahahaha
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Loki 09-21-2008 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx (Post 14784304)
Michigan?

Dude - yer gonna freeze!

Ehh, I'm not worried about the cold per-say, I've lived here too damn long, and I'm used to the 6 months of winter we have.

What I am worried about is how weather proofed this house really is, or is not lol

bracing myself for the heat bill

-Loki-

Loki 09-21-2008 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 14784310)
2400 sf and you have $50 Wal-Mart dining set in an eat-in kitchen that looks like it belongs in a 900 sf ghetto apartment? Nice! :thumbsup

If you're tucked in the woods, just toss those shitty mini-blinds. The birds and squirrels won't care if you're naked in your kitchen.

ehh my divorce wiped me out, most of my furniture here is hand me down shit, which is one of the reasons I did what I did to the table and chairs lol.

and I WOULD leave those windows open BUT my road is right there along with my circle driveway lol

-Loki-

tony286 09-21-2008 10:18 AM

you did a good job.

VeriSexy 09-21-2008 11:02 AM

Too much red for my liking

Sunny 09-21-2008 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 14783815)
So, I've been looking for a new hobby, not that I have a whole lot of freetime :1orglaugh but none the less I wanted to find a hobby,

I just moved into a new house and the whole damn thing is WHITE :helpme So I figured I'd take the ugly ass table and chairs from the diningroom and redo them...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table01.jpg
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table02.jpg

So, I took the seats off the chairs...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table03.jpg

And gave them a coat of paint (Spray paint 1 can per chair)
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table04.jpg

The spray paint was cheap ass shit and the chairs looked they sat through a fire instead of being black :1orglaugh

So I went out and got a few cans of some nice high gloss acrylic black paint, and attacked the table...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table05.jpg

Originally I was just going to make the bars and legs black but I got a bit carried away
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table06.jpg

After I re-painted all the chairs it was time to bring them inside to reupholster all the chair seats.
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table07.jpg

They looked pretty damn good if I do say so myself
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table08.jpg

Put everything where it needed to go, added some shit to the window area and viola'
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table09.jpg

http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table10.jpg

I went overboard with the 2nd coat of paint on the tabletop so it bubbled up in spots, so I decided to cover up the bulk of the "scaring" with some leftover seat cover material...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table11.jpg

All in all I think my first attempt looks damn good :pimp AND I only 'lost' one chair in the process, (Bars broke off, and either need to be replaced or find a new chair.)

http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table12.jpg

What do you think?

And feel free to flame, BUT be original and don't just call me a "Queer Eye" lol

-Loki-

nice stuff :thumbsup

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-21-2008 11:15 AM

Looks better than before:!

Loki 09-21-2008 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14784538)
Looks better than before:!

Indeed! I'm picking a set of end tables next week sometime, I'm gonna do them black with red trim, I'll post pics whenever they get all done.

-Loki-

pornguy 09-21-2008 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 14783826)
Deff, however I really HATED the original look of the table and chairs lol,

My last step in the kitchen is to replace the current countertop with black marble I'm going for that "ScarFace" look :pimp

-Loki-

With that color on the table, you already got that and plenty more.

:)

Spunky 09-21-2008 01:52 PM

Amazing what a can of paint can do,good job

Sid70 09-21-2008 02:07 PM

u got now what a spiritual room? Ugly , bro, but hey its a great job to redo it. THo the best thing you have its your IRISH CHAIR.

HomerSimpson 09-21-2008 03:34 PM

pimpin' chairs...
but I have to tell you something...
red color is very bad for kitchen and dining table since it makes you more hungry...
(that's why McD is all in red)...

Snap3 09-21-2008 04:37 PM

now it look likes a porn set ! :D

KingpinMedia 09-21-2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 14783815)
So, I've been looking for a new hobby, not that I have a whole lot of freetime :1orglaugh but none the less I wanted to find a hobby,

I just moved into a new house and the whole damn thing is WHITE :helpme So I figured I'd take the ugly ass table and chairs from the diningroom and redo them...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table01.jpg
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table02.jpg

So, I took the seats off the chairs...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table03.jpg

And gave them a coat of paint (Spray paint 1 can per chair)
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table04.jpg

The spray paint was cheap ass shit and the chairs looked they sat through a fire instead of being black :1orglaugh

So I went out and got a few cans of some nice high gloss acrylic black paint, and attacked the table...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table05.jpg

Originally I was just going to make the bars and legs black but I got a bit carried away
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table06.jpg

After I re-painted all the chairs it was time to bring them inside to reupholster all the chair seats.
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table07.jpg

They looked pretty damn good if I do say so myself
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table08.jpg

Put everything where it needed to go, added some shit to the window area and viola'
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table09.jpg

http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table10.jpg

I went overboard with the 2nd coat of paint on the tabletop so it bubbled up in spots, so I decided to cover up the bulk of the "scaring" with some leftover seat cover material...
http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table11.jpg

All in all I think my first attempt looks damn good :pimp AND I only 'lost' one chair in the process, (Bars broke off, and either need to be replaced or find a new chair.)

http://www.lokiporn.com/table/table12.jpg

What do you think?

And feel free to flame, BUT be original and don't just call me a "Queer Eye" lol

-Loki-

damn, are you rich? That place looks like paradise.

PlugRush Sascha 09-21-2008 07:31 PM

This is the best thread on GFY by far.

Jakez 09-21-2008 08:01 PM

God damn I hate when fucking morons quote a huge post like that. Goto hell you shitty posters.

Yeah that's all I really have to say..

SBJ 09-21-2008 08:20 PM

looks great! My mom loves doing that type of stuff.. good job :thumbsup

KingpinMedia 09-21-2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 14785690)
God damn I hate when fucking morons quote a huge post like that. Goto hell you shitty posters.

Yeah that's all I really have to say..

God damn it I hate when fucking morons think they can code properly and run shitty celeb programs! Goto hell you shitty people!

L-Pink 09-21-2008 08:37 PM

Now you have a table and chairs that clash with your wooden cabinets and wooden bar chairs. In a few weeks the black paint will have scratches, fingerprints, and marks where it was cleaned. WTF? Horrible ......

The red drapes and fringe style aren't suited for a kitchen. Lose the blinds unless you have close neighbors ... or replace they are five bucks each at Lowes.

Look for a larger new/used wood table/chair set that fills up some space and matches the traditional style of you kitchen.

BadBrad 09-21-2008 08:41 PM

I think this comes with the saying, "There's no money in porn.". :1orglaugh

Ross 09-22-2008 02:36 AM

It looks very cheap I think :(

Sarah_Jayne 09-22-2008 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrinsic (Post 14783821)
a for effort but not my choice of color

black pretty much always works for me..


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