Some Crazy Facts ...
 

Maybe someone should insert a timeline, but who cares, still good for a laugh ;-)

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??) !

(and God love that pig!)

;-)

I want to be a pig sometime, god damn

porking a pig

Hell, I must burn at least 3,000 calories a day. :1orglaugh

Lol, sounds like the pigs are haveing fun.

B.

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i'm a pig now and my orgasms don't last 30mins, wtf?

nice...funny stuff:)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)


Wrong. It can live up to 7 days and it dies of dehydration, not starvation. It can go more than a month without food. An they can live on almost anything, even the glue from an envelope and they easily find water from the condensation on the pipes under and behind refrigerators.

Depending on the species, a roach can squeeze into a crack the thickness of a dime.

A "rem" is the dosage of radiation that will cause a specific, measured amount of injury to human tissue. Humans can withstand about 800 before dying. German roaches can withstand up to 105,000 REMS before dying. Which proves the theory that after a nuclear holocaust cockroaches will be the only things left.


Fuck it. Don't even get me started on cockroach facts.

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I've heard cockroaches and scorpions are two species that can survive nuclear disaster. Do you know what the deal with scorpions is?

It's also known that they shoot that show in San Fagsisco, and we all know God hates fags... soooooo I conclude they were using gay roaches.

Damn, my poor babies won't survive. Maybe I should just let them all go now and see how they do in the wild. :)

mmm, kari byron. i'd hit it...

http://bp0.blogger.com/_NCqWV3CnnKc/...Byron_03_B.jpg

Interesting factoids

A pig has a 30 minute orgasm, I can't be jealous of that since a pig doesn't enjoy sex;

What a waste of a gift.

bullshit

here's prayin mantis fucking - head still there

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KYp_Xi4AtAQ

I am so hard right now.

Still rather be a pig.

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Haha. Cool facts.

EWWW what a topic to have facts on
yuck

Very nice list!! hahaha

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Some funny facts there.... (if they are facts?)

If I fucked something as ugly as a Praying Mantis, I'd just assume have my head ripped off too, to avoid repeating that behavior in the future.

lol, a perfect example of how blindly people will follow something if it sounds good. It clearly says humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure, yet everyone wants to be that pig... ugh..

some interesting facts there :thumbsup