I'm starting to think most Thai Ladyboys are mentally challenged
 

No joke.

I have shot all around the world and worked with models of all races, colors and social upbringing, yet I have never encountered the shit for brains that I have to deal with in Thailand.

I do understand most of them have an 8th grade education at best and I also understand they simply do not think with a western mind. I will also say that I have met plenty of sweet and very smart ladyboys as well but generally speaking the bulk of them are retarded. I'm sure of it. And to be fair, I'm sure a bulk of them think Falang (westerners) are the scum of the earth and can write a list of things they hate about us.

It's possible one could write a book on the topic but I will just post a few things that drive me up the fucking wall. If you live in Thailand or work with Thai Ladyboys, then this thread is for you.

In no order of importance:

* Ladyboy prostitutes who have no idea how to properly clean their ass before they engage in anal sex. They get fucked in the ass for a living, one would think most of them would know how to keep shit from falling out of their ass during the process. We make each and every one of them clean their ass before the shoots but time after time after time again we end up with watery shit everywhere from these dumb asses.

* Ladyboys who sell their body for a living and count on their good looks and appearance to make the sell to the customer. Yet they have FILTHY finger and toe nails, excessive body hair and generally poor hygiene. Just because you are poor does not mean you can not take care of yourself. Some of these ladyboys are just down right foul with the worse stank breath I've ever smelled. How hard is it to clean your nails, trim them or brush you teeth?

* Ladyboys whores who get fucked EVERY DAY in their ass who cry that it hurts when the guy just sticks the TIP of his cock in it. BULLSHIT! If you just got fucked once in a while, sure, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt but you are taking it every day. They say it hurts because they are lazy pieces of sewage who wants to do the least amount of work and still get paid for it.

* Ladyboys who tell you they can get hard and cum after you grill them about it and tell them they wont get paid otherwise, then show up with a limp noodle and no chance in hell of a hard-on or a cum shot. Then they want to cause drama over it. These ladyboys should be branded with a hot iron to warn the rest of the world what pieces of shit they are.

* Ladyboys who can't stay off the pipe. Cunts who either show up blasted or go into the bathroom to smoke ice or yaba. I won't work them if I notice they are fucked up and send them home. We tell them beforehand not to show up this way, yet they do and get sent home. Again, drama.

* Ladyboys who just can not get it through their tiny little pea brain, no matter how many times we tell them in Thai and English, that they are to look AT the camera and not keep glancing at the guy behind it. It totally kills the scene with their unsure eyes going back and forth. I've actually started shooting with a little sign above my lens that says in Thai "LOOK HERE!" and that does not work either.

* Ladyboys, and it's usually dog ugly ones, who somehow get your number from another ladyboy and calls you non-fucking-stop looking for work. These dragons should go back to being ugly dudes, they would probably get more work in the gay scene.

* Ladyboys who want to brag all day and night about all the websites they are on. I really don't give a shit and I tell them so. What they did for Ladyboy-Ladyboy, LB-69, LadyboyCrush or the gazillion of other sites is of no importance to me because no matter how many times they have shot for someone else, most of them are still dumb shits who can't get the video right. Photos are GREAT but they almost all suck ass when it comes to doing video.

* Ladyboys who just don't know how to jack off or have sex!!! I don't get this one. Some of them have no idea what to do with their own cock in their hands or now to get into a position other than laying on their lazy backs to get fucked. So many of them are totally clueless even though they ALL have sex movies on their phone and watch porno in one form or another. I can't tell you how many of them we have tried to put in the "doggie style" position and they just didn't have a clue. They wiggle all over the place even though you tell them, in Thai, to stay in one area. Maybe they are hard of hearing on top of being retarded?

I could go on but that is enough for now. My fingers are getting tired. Maybe more later. Though I will say that I'm blown away by how many guys overlook the simple things with them like hygene and body hair. Ugh.

Before I go, I will leave you with one little thing I do enjoy. Since they all *try* to look like women and *try* to sound like them as well. I like it when my boys fuck them REALLY hard and deep for a few strokes to see what kind of sound they make. Some of them scream and still sound like girls... real ladyboys. Yet some of them scream and let the "dude" out... fake ladyboys. :upsidedow

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ummm i think its safe to say any male who wants to be female, does in fact have some issues that Freud, Jung, and many others would have a good time with.

and seriously, if your talent is NOT douching their ass before anal shoots, you are sdoing something terribly wrong.

girls in the us douche their ass before anal shoots, or at least when i was filming it LOL

Heh, don't really know much about this but I imagine it comes with the territory. But then again what is GFY if not a place for us all to rant and have people (including myself) read your rant for 5 minutes ;-)

This is Thailand mate. They do clean their ass but do it Thai style. They stick a water hose up their ass and squirt it. They won't use enemas.

The problem is... they just don't do it well. I've NEVER had any problems with any other person from another country when it comes to a clean ass. They get it. They know how to clean it. But the Thais... most of them just don't have a clue.

It does indeed come with the territory.

I'm just ranting after cleaning a $2000 sofa that had runny brown shit dropped all over it AFTER the model cleaned her ass TWO TIMES!

You know, the funny thing is... I don't even think like that anymore. It's easy to forget just how mixed up they really are. I just view the bulk of them as a rd race.

Da HELL?

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coo...it_Dr_Seus.jpg

ive known many shemales and trannys - they are all psycho, worst than chicks. Ive had to schedule them and deal with their girly shit...

You are right in most of your comments about lb's, but shooting in BKK, you will get less trouble of that kind.

You feel my pain I know it!

This is true. I do have less problem in BKK but I do still have the same problems, just less of them.

I think the one that gets me the most is how they just can't get their ass clean. :1orglaugh

one question.. you dont fuck those ladyboys do you?

those things sound characteristic of most druggy hookers/porn stars, the sleazy ones anyhow. Porn studios in the valley deal with the same shit... literally. :1orglaugh

dirty nails
stinky crusty ass
exaggerating to get paid
drug use
drama queens

Brazilian trannies are much better sports. I was on set for a tranny gang bang, she took it in the ass almost three hours straight... no poop and all smiles. She was hot.

Quoted for truth.

Though on a scale of 1 - 10 for Thais compared to the WORST in LA, the shit heads in LA are about a 6 while the Thais are off the charts. lol

is it wrong to laugh at this thread ? For some reason i find it hillarious ....

The funny thing is to imagine how many times you must have had to deal with this crap for you to finally write about it! Its not like this is the first time...you would think these ladyboys would get it after time...but.....

I don't know why you do it man. Or why people choose to live in such a shithole, besides to do illegal things I guess.

I love these threads, good reading :)

I can only image how tough shooting LB's is.. I used to here horror stories when we had in house photographers and we only shot single girl masturbation scenes.

quote of a lifetime

Too funny... :1orglaugh

haha do it up webgurl, I LOL'd, actually, i'm still LOL'ing :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I agree. All BKK ladyboys I shot were great! All of them went to the parlor before the shoot and I did not even ask them to do so. They spend a considerable amount of their pay to look good for the shoot. I was pretty impressed and bumped up their fee.

I've shot well over 500 females in Thailand, around 50 gay boys and at least 200 ladyboys... ALL HARDCORE.

I call back the ones that do the best and work with them several different times. Even the bulk of the ones who have worked for me several times still don't get it.

Retards. I'm telling ya.

Bangkok LBs are FAR better than Pattaya ladyboys for sure. I've officially sworn off the dirt bag foul ladyboys in Pattaya. Most of them are worthless and strung out. I've had too many from Pattaya test HIV+ as of late and I'm just tired of shooting Ladyboys who are so stupid they will actually shit all over the bed and then just sit in their own shit and look around and wonder why I'm flipping out. I have much less problems in Bangkok but I do have a good handful that don't clean their asses well. You wouldn't notice it unless you are shooting hardcore with a top who can actually fuck and not another Thai person who just sticks in their cock and starts wiggling and humping. Don't even get me started on how lame Thai on Thai sex is. I've sworn off of that too. Worthless.

Yea, I've had about 6 of them this MONTH that shit and just sat in it. This is after they cleaned their ass. How fucking stupid do you have to be to do that? And I'm not talking a little dribble. I'm talking full on water poo all over the leather couch or bed. And then just sit in it and look confused.

I'd kill a few of them if I knew I could get away with it. In fact, someone needs to run an air strike on Soi 6 and just take out that entire group of worthless HIV+ crack heads.

Don't get me wrong, I've also have wonderful shoots with plenty of them. I'm just generally speaking here.

Honestly, it's easy to take their photo and to shoot amateur video. But if you want to compete with the countless DVDs of Brazilian or US TS movies that flood the market, you have to step your game up and that is when it becomes a pain. I think I just expect too much out of them. But then again, how hard is it to clean your ass and look at the camera? :1orglaugh

but actually that is problem... enema-ing right before the shoot will leave their ass all runny.

A seasoned pornstar girl once told me, enema ONE WEEK before the anal shoot, and the day before. But if you douche your ass right before it gets fucked, chances are it is still runny and wet.

I'd say shove a tampon up there for a couple minutes, but no idea if such thing is possible or effective. :Oh crap

yeah this thread is a real winner. :1orglaugh

and I am 100% serious.

I try to give them an hour before the shoot to clean the ass. That is what they do in Brazil and most of the time. Your idea would TOTALLY work if it could be put into play but they would never go for it here.

I guess that is the difference between pros and street whores. LOL

Gonna look into the tampon idea though. Clever.

Oh My God!......You earn every penny......

The most I have to deal with is a rotten crotch or a foul odor or a fucked up attitude...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh I can imagine your shoots can sometimes get a little nuts as well.