serious problem
 

dudes. im with a serioyus problem, i know im drunk, but im with a serius problem.. my gf is a lot far from me, she is on his mother.. i told im going to see her tomorrow... but she said its better not! but im going! what do you think? she is a lot cute and i love her but im affraid she wont want to come back... what should i do?? fuck you all
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cool? or not cool?

Why does she not want to see you?

i think your drunk now:2 cents:

what you mean dude?

rebel agains the man

follow your intuition, go with you gut feeling!:thumbsup

i dont think she dont want to see me! i think she dont want to come back to my city and stay with me!!!! but man, i cant live without her... quiet, please, emploeyee me!!!

go drink some more

go get her...and tell her mother to kiss your ass.. that's what I use to do.... of course I've also got a shit pot of X-wives...:1orglaugh

'fuck you all' ??

Umm, yeah...

They're not worth the effort bud - if they want you, they'll tell you - otherwise start looking for another/drink more... :glugglug

dude, i was seriously thinking about it! i think i will go dude, i will go, there is only 4 hours and i will go.. she will be surprised, but i will go.. i dont know man

Cool, another Opera fan! That browser rocks!

I second the advice...

Rule #1.. make NO decisions while drinking/drunk..

Rule #2.. Take the hint when a gal says she doesn't want you to come see her..

Rule #3.. Ignore me cause I'm drunk too! :)

so, experencied fuckers.. should i go or not?

She doesn´t want you to go. She has her reason.

Maybe she´s with someone else and you´ll be blowing her party.

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has anyone decoded this yet? :eek7

this is the best advice you're going to realize tonight...

Negative.

Almost done deciphering...

Seems to be something about an elephant. Or possibly Canada.

hmmm.... any luck with this part?

hehe, fuck you man!! i know you understand me!!

hehehe, you make me laugh

Kill whitey!

i fucked her

i dont think so dude.. she dont like japanese guys

dudes. = us

im with a serioyus problem = he's with a tranny

i know im drunk = so do we

but im with a serius problem = his tranny is in love with it's own mother!

my gf is A LOT far from me = it lives next door

she is on his mother = she/he is doing her/his own mother!!! (Ooh gross~!)

i told im going to see her tomorrow = who? your tranny or it's mother??? (THIS ONE I DONT UNDERSTAND)

but she said its better not! = It doesnt want to get caught having sex with it's own mother.

but im going! = He's going anyhow.

what do you think? = You're about as sharp as a fuzzy tennis ball!

she is a lot cute and i love her but im affraid she wont want to come back = Who?? The mother or the tranny? (I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS ONE EITHER!)

what should i do?? = Drink Liquid Drano.

fuck you all = GOFUCKYOURSELF!

Im not Japanese.
Dont let the Bulkkake fool you!

why dont you go fuck yourseldf your son of a bitch.... go fuck boneprone's cock, he likes it!

Bulkkake??? Is that like beastiality meets bukkake??? Girls taking multiple massive loads straight from a bulls nutz!!

Bull Kkake~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!



O00o00ooOOh.

duude, i love you, givem me a kiss

I dont have a son first of all. Second of all, Boneprone is a woman. Her name is Mindy Jacobs. Dont be mean to her just because she's a lesbian.

my beer is over, im going to drink some "caipirinha" but oh well, you americans dont know what it is.. hheheh

i understand you, go kiss me too

Amen!

If she comes back great.

If she doesn't, fuck her!
(Or in this case not fuck her I guess).

But don't be a pussy, you'll take a lot more shit in the end!

caipirinha = Mongoloid Semen

http://www.fugly.net/g9/2229.jpg

One idea might be to quit being drunk all the time...nice girls tend to shun that sort of behavior...call me crazy...but being around drunken people kinda wears on you.

huh?! lol