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budz 09-17-2008 06:03 PM

Spider WTF (PIC)
 
http://fuckyoupayme.net/images/spiderwtf.jpg

wtf kind of spider is that?? that thing on the back looks deadly, lol it was quick as fuck

Jayvis 09-17-2008 06:05 PM

Which part of Ohio you in? We have those things ALL OVER down here.

Wolf Spider btw: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider

Sands 09-17-2008 06:06 PM

More than likely it's a funnel web spider. I have them around here. They're sizable, and they look scary, but I believe they're harmless.

budz 09-17-2008 06:09 PM

i'm in Clarksburg, Wv now was in Sidney right up 75 from nati

lol wolf spider ;o

buzzy 09-17-2008 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 14772654)
More than likely it's a funnel web spider. I have them around here. They're sizable, and they look scary, but I believe they're harmless.

TRUST ME they are not harmless. I got stung or bitten by one of these fuckers in france and my whole leg turned purple and dark red, had to go see a doctor, gave me some pills and it got better after 2 weeks. I said what was it that bit me (Cos it got me while i was sleeping) and he said a wolf spider. :helpme:helpme

CunningStunt 09-17-2008 06:15 PM

Stamp on the fucker.

budz 09-17-2008 06:17 PM

lmfao, great

Sands 09-17-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzy (Post 14772665)
TRUST ME they are not harmless. I got stung or bitten by one of these fuckers in france and my whole leg turned purple and dark red, had to go see a doctor, gave me some pills and it got better after 2 weeks. I said what was it that bit me (Cos it got me while i was sleeping) and he said a wolf spider. :helpme:helpme

I'm sorry to hear that buzzy. I'm not sure that the North American funnel web spider is venomous, though. I do know that the Australian counterpart is venomous and should be avoided. However, here in the states these critters are harmless, or so I'm told. I could be wrong though as I've never been bitten by one.

bigmack 09-17-2008 06:35 PM

Looks like a recluse spider to me. the damage their bites can do to people is horrifying.

SomeCreep 09-17-2008 06:43 PM

spiders suck

d-null 09-17-2008 06:43 PM

that does look a little bit like a recluse, but it probably is a wolf spider

I wouldn't want to get bit though, any spider can bite

the recluse's have a violin shape on their back I believe, and that sort of does look a little bit like a violin marking

pornask 09-17-2008 06:55 PM

gorgeous creature :thumbsup

Manowar 09-17-2008 06:58 PM

looks like a brown recluse but i doubt it

d-null 09-17-2008 07:02 PM

here is an actual brown recluse, I guess the 'violin' looks dark, but I don't know if this is the only type, and there is another brown spider like the recluse that has a bad toxic necrotising bite as well

http://www.wyopestcontrol.com/images...recluse_lg.jpg

GAMEFINEST 09-17-2008 07:04 PM

I aiint scared of em

d-null 09-17-2008 07:05 PM

seen one of these the other day:

http://web.princeton.edu/sites/ehs/black_widow.jpg

Zuzana Designs 09-17-2008 07:10 PM

I have black Widows all over my house :( I hate them

hankphone 09-17-2008 07:13 PM

I'm from Michigan, and those spiders are wolf spiders. Take a stroll down Lake Michigan's beautiful eastern beaches some time after dark and point a light at your feet. You will fucking freak out. They can jump and they are everywhere.

Sosa 09-17-2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budz (Post 14772646)
http://fuckyoupayme.net/images/spiderwtf.jpg

wtf kind of spider is that?? that thing on the back looks deadly, lol it was quick as fuck

That looks nothing like the Wolf spiders we have around here. We just had our property sprayed for them and when they guy hit our window wells where we knew there were a couple, 4-5 more came out from under some rocks lol. Kinda cool to see but kinda grose as well. Now they are all dead

Sosa 09-17-2008 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 14772803)
I have black Widows all over my house :( I hate them

Get a pest control guy there to spray down the outside of your house and foundation. You will be amazed when they all start coming out of no where and are dead 30 min later

Spunky 09-17-2008 08:23 PM

Squish the bastard before it bites

tiger 09-18-2008 12:45 AM

What is the spider that looks just like the black widow but has a white hour glass instead of the red one. I see those fuckers all the time.

seeandsee 09-18-2008 12:49 AM

I have zillion of spiders in my yard

Shey 09-18-2008 12:53 AM

KILL KILL KILL, Ask questions later... 2c

tranza 09-18-2008 07:40 AM

It's a very diferent one!

TRe$yNFuL 09-18-2008 07:44 AM

Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out.

:ak47::ak47::ak47:

pornguy 09-18-2008 07:50 AM

We have few to no spiders in the area. Thank god.

Scott McD 09-18-2008 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budz (Post 14772646)

I would shit myself if i saw that in here... :helpme

Enemator 09-18-2008 08:37 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araneom...nel-web_spider

There you go.

d-null 09-18-2008 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger (Post 14773665)
What is the spider that looks just like the black widow but has a white hour glass instead of the red one. I see those fuckers all the time.

I think it is still a black widow

NicAngel 09-18-2008 09:09 AM

yuck!! omg! that's freaky.

u-Bob 09-18-2008 09:29 AM

wow shit.

<--- hates spiders.

marko13 09-18-2008 09:34 AM

i don;t know its name but it looks so scary to me....

jakethedog 09-18-2008 09:40 AM

don't squish it .. it will rain .. !

Miss Munki 09-18-2008 09:43 AM

This little guy keeps building a web right outside my front door. I don't care much for spiders, but he's very photogenic...I named him Spidy:):):Oh crap

http://promo.topchoicecash.com/files/2/spidy.jpg

Altheon 09-18-2008 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 14772654)
More than likely it's a funnel web spider. I have them around here. They're sizable, and they look scary, but I believe they're harmless.

Crocodile Dundee would beg to differ: "I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him."

Iron Fist 09-18-2008 09:59 AM

Cover with chocolate saurce and enjoy!

TubeTitans_SusieQ 09-18-2008 10:02 AM

omg those things are ugly too close up lol

Sands 09-18-2008 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altheon (Post 14775249)
Crocodile Dundee would beg to differ: "I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him."

As I previously posted...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands
I'm sorry to hear that buzzy. I'm not sure that the North American funnel web spider is venomous, though. I do know that the Australian counterpart is venomous and should be avoided. However, here in the states these critters are harmless, or so I'm told. I could be wrong though as I've never been bitten by one.


The Duck 09-18-2008 11:13 AM

I live on the sixth floor yet I have tons of different arachnids here.

MrAwesome 09-18-2008 11:18 AM

this thread will just scare the fuck outta ya lol. I'd lose it if i work up next to that

_Richard_ 09-18-2008 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munki's Girl (Post 14775196)
This little guy keeps building a web right outside my front door. I don't care much for spiders, but he's very photogenic...I named him Spidy:):):Oh crap

http://promo.topchoicecash.com/files/2/spidy.jpg

that's really cool

d-null 09-18-2008 12:48 PM

I heard that with Tarantulas around, it is not a good idea to sleep outside because they are known to try to snip at hairs from your head to take for nests and you can get inadvertantly bitten if you accidentally squish at them when you feel them snipping your hair

haven't seen it myself but this is the story I have heard

Ross 09-18-2008 01:19 PM

Anyone know what kind this is? Found it in my bathroom on vacation in the Dominican. Had to get someone up to kill the fucker.

http://file044b.bebo.com/10/large/20...806702124l.jpg

Elli 09-18-2008 01:28 PM

I get those in my house every week or so. BIG fuckers. Scary. You can actually hear them walking on the carpet. I scoop them up and put them outside mostly.

mrwilson 09-18-2008 01:37 PM

What a great looking spider!
Not sure what it is but its very nice!

Altheon 09-18-2008 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 14775303)
As I previously posted...

Just trying to be funny. :) I don't know shit about spiders except for the fact that my shoe has a 100% kill rate for the little buggers.

ro8in 09-18-2008 02:58 PM

its one of these

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araneom...nel-web_spider

that shit on his back looks painfull

VeriSexy 09-18-2008 05:45 PM

Gawd I hate spiders

Sands 09-18-2008 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altheon (Post 14776865)
Just trying to be funny. :) I don't know shit about spiders except for the fact that my shoe has a 100% kill rate for the little buggers.

Oh ok :thumbsup


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